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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-22-2006, 02:02 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
so this drunk guy walks up to his house with a...

so this drunk guy walks up to his house with a duck under his arm. He stops at the front door and knocks. His wife opens the door and the drunk guy says "I'd like to introduce you to the pig I've...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-19-2006, 03:31 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is...

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-19-2006, 03:02 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the...

A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says,

"Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."

The pedophile replies, "How do you think I feel? I...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-19-2006, 03:01 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
There once was a little boy who was celebrating...

There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.

He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-19-2006, 02:42 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Two old guys are pushing their carts around...

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-12-2006, 02:37 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc...

Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 02:25 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
:rofl:

:rofl:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 12:12 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see...

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his Mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The Mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 11:30 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Yo momma’s so fat her bellybutton doesn't have...

Yo momma’s so fat her bellybutton doesn't have lint it has sweaters
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 11:24 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look...

Yo momma’s breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 11:19 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like...

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 11:10 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror...

Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 11:04 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she closes...

Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 10:57 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles,...

Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 10:45 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her...

Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 10:41 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Your Mom is so poor that in her neighborhood a...

Your Mom is so poor that in her neighborhood a rainbow appears only in black and white
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 10:37 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk...

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 10:11 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a...

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-11-2006, 08:34 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
yer mommas so nasty she needs to put ice in her...

yer mommas so nasty she needs to put ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh....but she doesnt to cover up the smell
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-10-2006, 03:31 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender...

So a Croatian walks into a bar, and the bartender says,

"We don't serb your kind!"
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-10-2006, 03:12 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand...

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-10-2006, 03:20 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
One evening a man was at home watching TV and...

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss
them
in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one,
his
wife asked him a question, and as he...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 11-01-2005, 02:59 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
how is a woman like a toilet seat? ...

how is a woman like a toilet seat?
:shycouch:without the hole in the middle, neither one would be good for ****.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 11-01-2005, 09:25 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
what do you say to a Perto Rican business...

what do you say to a Perto Rican business executive?
Ill take a dime bag.

how can you tell which is the Irish man at the hospital?
hes the one blowing foam off his bedpan.

why do they play...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 11-01-2005, 09:15 AM
Replies: 684
Views: 82,592
Posted By Fenixpunk
:clap: :rofl:

:clap: :rofl:
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