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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 08-01-2018, 02:18 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Needs more shotgun. :D The Thesaurus one was...

Needs more shotgun. :D
The Thesaurus one was class though. :clap:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-09-2018, 05:11 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
What do you call a man who drinks ten pints, a...

What do you call a man who drinks ten pints, a bunch of shots and then goes riding on a donkey?

Drunk off his ass.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-18-2018, 09:51 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
No it isn't.

No it isn't.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-18-2018, 09:49 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Jesus Christ! Pants down so dick (sausage) can be...

Jesus Christ! Pants down so dick (sausage) can be out, burned at barby! Christ. Do I need to draw you a diagram? Actually, scratch that.
:shycouch:

Forced dick is the worst sort.

Bishes...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-18-2018, 09:09 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
I refuse to believe you're that thick. ...

I refuse to believe you're that thick.
Actually, no, I don't.
:rolleyes:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-18-2018, 08:48 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Meh, if you're gonna stand too close to the...

Meh, if you're gonna stand too close to the barbeque with your pants down then you deserve to burn your sausage! :laughing:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-15-2018, 04:53 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
You'll need to watch the movie of his origin,...

You'll need to watch the movie of his origin, coming to a theatre near you soon.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-11-2018, 05:53 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
If someone robs your cooker or oven are you then...

If someone robs your cooker or oven are you then deranged?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-10-2018, 05:31 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
****! My cover is blown! Alluha Akbar! or...

****! My cover is blown! Alluha Akbar! or something...
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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-10-2018, 02:42 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
What will ISIS renamed Batty's workplace when...

What will ISIS renamed Batty's workplace when they install the Worldwide Caliphate?

Burka King.
:shycouch:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-09-2018, 02:31 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Police stopped a man going forty over the speed...

Police stopped a man going forty over the speed limit. On being asked for his name he told them it was Wankbreak, and that he worked in the Prime Printing Company, in the town. One of the cops phoned...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-31-2018, 08:56 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/1...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/nintchdbpict000001440363-e1510426101549.jpg?strip=all&w=499
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-30-2018, 07:41 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
What cheese does Medusa prefer? Gorgonzola!...

What cheese does Medusa prefer?

Gorgonzola! :band:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-11-2018, 08:26 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
:clap: I bet that warmed the cockles of...

:clap:
I bet that warmed the cockles of whatever takes the place of Occult's heart.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-11-2018, 03:45 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
A young woman goes to the doctor, says "Doctor, I...

A young woman goes to the doctor, says "Doctor, I have this terrible pain once a month, and I feel like I'm in Victorian England." Doctor nods, smiles and says not to worry. "That's just period...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-08-2018, 02:49 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
What did the park ranger say to the kid when he...

What did the park ranger say to the kid when he saw him running off with a bunch of leaves in his coat?

"OI! Bring them back! You think they grow on trees?"
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-07-2018, 02:13 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
What did one Horseman of the Apocalypse say to...

What did one Horseman of the Apocalypse say to the other Horseman of the Apocalypse when he looked sad and down?

"Cheer up, pal! It's not the end of the world!"
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-06-2018, 10:06 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-26-2018, 03:32 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Here's how it sounded to us: "Better Nate than...

Here's how it sounded to us: "Better Nate than Leever."
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-26-2018, 05:32 AM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
I honestly, truly believed that Frown had got the...

I honestly, truly believed that Frown had got the wrong thread, that he thought this was the "What Are You Writing Now?" one and I started reading it. It's actually very good, as a story; very...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2018, 05:54 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Too lame; don't resign.

Too lame; don't resign.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2018, 05:25 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Exactly. http://www.trollheart.com/Tealdeer.gif

Exactly.
http://www.trollheart.com/Tealdeer.gif
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 01-25-2018, 05:01 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Gimme an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!

Gimme an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy!
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-07-2017, 02:54 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Just one journal? Surely not. There'd be at...

Just one journal? Surely not.
There'd be at least:
a) The History of Light Bulb Changing
b) My Favourite Light Bulbs
c) Guess the Light Bulb
d) Light Bulb Moments
e) 1001 Things You Did Not...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-30-2017, 05:50 PM
Replies: 576
Views: 42,754
Posted By Trollheart
Isn't it way past your bedtime?

Isn't it way past your bedtime?
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