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Forum: The Lounge 12-24-2011, 08:15 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
I've been friends with this girl for almost 20...

I've been friends with this girl for almost 20 years.
We'd go out together, we'd get drunk together, I'd go around her house every so often, we've even been on holiday together a few times visiting...
Forum: The Lounge 07-19-2010, 11:09 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
Actually in my last job I was sent home and told...

Actually in my last job I was sent home and told to have a shave for having less that a days growth on my face on a couple of occasions.
You don't think that being sent home in front of your work...
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 12:47 PM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
:laughing: You don't change

:laughing:

You don't change
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 09:10 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
Down with the undignified practice of facial...

Down with the undignified practice of facial scraping curtailing our right to proper manhood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm with you brother.
Forum: The Lounge 07-18-2010, 09:04 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
I wish we could get away from this ridiculous...

I wish we could get away from this ridiculous notion of some women not shaving under the impression that their making some grandiose statement about modern society and just admit that it's out of...
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2010, 10:02 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
Lads tend to be more tolerable when you've had a...

Lads tend to be more tolerable when you've had a skinful yourself.
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2010, 09:49 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
Guernsey has more bars per square mile than any...

Guernsey has more bars per square mile than any other place in the world.
So I wouldn't know about that :)
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2010, 09:44 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
People usually piss against walls because the...

People usually piss against walls because the toilets are either full or covered in puke.
Not because it's manly.
Forum: The Lounge 07-08-2010, 04:29 PM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
I'm saying he probably won't get much choice in...

I'm saying he probably won't get much choice in the matter :laughing:
Forum: The Lounge 07-08-2010, 04:24 PM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
I pity the day she has to introduce her boyfriend...

I pity the day she has to introduce her boyfriend to you ;)
Forum: The Lounge 07-07-2010, 02:45 PM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
Or alternatively... Boner? What boner? ...

Or alternatively...

Boner?
What boner?
It's always this size.
Forum: The Lounge 07-04-2010, 02:45 PM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
I've seen plenty of women say that men with hairy...

I've seen plenty of women say that men with hairy backs are 'disgusting'
So it works both ways.
Forum: The Lounge 07-04-2010, 05:17 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
If women really hate shaving their legs that much...

If women really hate shaving their legs that much just do what my sister does which is stop whining about being persecuted & just buy a pair of f*cking trousers.
Forum: The Lounge 07-02-2010, 03:27 PM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
Sure it does, you just have to remember to piss...

Sure it does, you just have to remember to piss your pants as well.
Forum: The Lounge 07-02-2010, 11:15 AM
Replies: 809
Views: 59,427
Posted By Urban Hat€monger ?
I wouldn't mind having tits so I can get served...

I wouldn't mind having tits so I can get served in bars quicker.
Other than that I'm perfectly happy being what I am, and I don't really drink much now anyway.
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