Forum: The Lounge
07-05-2010, 12:33 AM
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Forum: The Lounge
07-04-2010, 11:44 PM
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Well, sloths live and sleep in trees... so all...
Well, sloths live and sleep in trees... so all you'd need is a branch-like perch of some sort. They stay up there like 90 percent of the time. And they always go to the ground to poop. Never do they...
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Forum: The Lounge
07-03-2010, 11:37 PM
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And what a role model it would be.
Not to...
And what a role model it would be.
Not to mention it being far less troublesome than a cat sharpening its claws on your leather couch, or a dog barking you awake all night.
I guess fish are the...
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Forum: The Lounge
07-03-2010, 11:08 PM
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If I found you kicking a sloth to death, I'd...
If I found you kicking a sloth to death, I'd flip. Those are the coolest mammals ever. So awesome, he has a deadly sin named after him. I've wanted to have one for a pet since forever, but I really...
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Forum: The Lounge
06-14-2010, 05:29 PM
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Forum: The Lounge
06-14-2010, 05:25 PM
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Deflecting isn't going to help you.
The...
Deflecting isn't going to help you.
The highlight of the matter is your tendency to do what you just did, and has absolutely nothing to do with the tipping of cows.
But carry on anyway.
It's...
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Forum: The Lounge
06-14-2010, 05:20 PM
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Forum: The Lounge
06-14-2010, 05:17 PM
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Forum: The Lounge
06-14-2010, 05:08 PM
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Replies: 237
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Yep. That's precisely the story everyone around...
Yep. That's precisely the story everyone around here has too.
It is INVARIABLY "I know people who..."
The person who tells it has NEVER actually seen it. Because it doesn't happen. Cows don't just...
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Forum: The Lounge
06-14-2010, 04:22 PM
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Replies: 237
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Hmm... That's strange. They sleep like that a...
Hmm... That's strange. They sleep like that a lot. I never see any heavy machinery or UFO's picking them back up in the morning either...
(I live across from a cow field)
Oh, and they don't...
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Forum: The Lounge
06-10-2010, 10:13 AM
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Forum: The Lounge
06-10-2010, 10:09 AM
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Forum: The Lounge
06-10-2010, 10:05 AM
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Yea, that was just an article from Cracked.com...
Yea, that was just an article from Cracked.com that I found hilarious. I wasn't too concerned about its validity.
But... dying from being kicked in the neck by a bird... that's a hardcore ****ing...
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Forum: The Lounge
06-10-2010, 09:13 AM
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Replies: 237
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Reminded me of this:
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Reminded me of this:
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/cassowary3.jpg
Just The Facts
Average height: five- to...
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