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Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2012, 01:47 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
A-****in'-men. Same reason I didn't listen to...

A-****in'-men. Same reason I didn't listen to the radio for years. It's like getting poked in the brain over and over by a pervert's skinny boner.
Forum: The Lounge 05-06-2010, 05:19 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
you mean battery-operated?

you mean battery-operated?
Forum: The Lounge 04-30-2010, 03:27 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
From here on out, whenever I meet a girl who...

From here on out, whenever I meet a girl who says, "Oh, I listen to everything.", I'm calling bull****.
Forum: The Lounge 04-28-2010, 01:50 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
So! I was flipping through the channels last...

So!

I was flipping through the channels last night and I stumbled upon something that immediately caught my attention.

It was a video for a song called "Bulletproof" by something calling itself...
Forum: The Lounge 04-17-2010, 06:17 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
Symptom of the human race, man. On another...

Symptom of the human race, man.

On another note, they might have not been one of my favorite bands, but they definitely had their moments, and he was a talented individual. I'm talking of course...
Forum: The Lounge 04-06-2010, 10:46 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
hehehehe... awwwww....

hehehehe... awwwww....
Forum: The Lounge 04-05-2010, 05:37 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By ElephantSack
I gotta admit. I don't pick up my dog's ****,...

I gotta admit. I don't pick up my dog's ****, and here's why...

See, I have the uncommon luxury of my backyard being a shut-down golf course, and that's where I walk them. They **** on the...
Forum: The Lounge 04-04-2010, 11:02 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
Senile old ****s that don't have the ****ing...

Senile old ****s that don't have the ****ing common sense to buy leashes for their ****ty little ratdogs or the patience to train them properly should be punched by God. Or they just shouldn't have...
Forum: The Lounge 03-08-2010, 08:00 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
I feel like we've talked about this before. ...

I feel like we've talked about this before.



Not at all. I was saying that I probably would have been in a bad mood for longer if I didn't go out and have a few.
Forum: The Lounge 03-08-2010, 01:18 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
I got fired from my gig at a local head shop...

I got fired from my gig at a local head shop yesterday. I had never been so pissed off about losing a job before. And I'm not even a stoner. Maybe that was the problem.

Anyway, I paced around...
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2010, 12:01 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
$50 if you can guess.

$50 if you can guess.
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2010, 01:58 AM
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Posted By ElephantSack
Prick teases. I know that a large number of...

Prick teases. I know that a large number of Americans have an aversion towards sex as is. I don't understand. It's ****ed, really.
Forum: The Lounge 01-14-2010, 06:37 PM
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Posted By ElephantSack
I wanna mouth-**** Sarah Palin. Not because of...

I wanna mouth-**** Sarah Palin. Not because of the "hot" hype around her. Just because she's a dumb **** and she deserves to be skull-****ed like there's no tomorrow.
Forum: The Lounge 12-28-2009, 07:51 PM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By ElephantSack
I've had a cold for a week. This never happens. ...

I've had a cold for a week. This never happens. It makes me want to punch you in the face.
Forum: The Lounge 12-12-2009, 11:14 AM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By ElephantSack
In response to the previous conversation about...

In response to the previous conversation about bee stings...

I've been stung more times than I can remember.

In fact, this is the appropriate thread for a story:

When I was 6 or 7, I went up...
Forum: The Lounge 12-08-2009, 06:14 AM
Replies: 24,922
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Posted By ElephantSack
You know, I just sat down with a cup of coffee,...

You know, I just sat down with a cup of coffee, clicked on the History Channel before I have to go in to work, and there was a special on about the history of the Ku Klux Klan. A group of people who...
Forum: The Lounge 12-07-2009, 09:01 AM
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Views: 2,022,171
Posted By ElephantSack
I'm tired of the ****in' games and pedigree that...

I'm tired of the ****in' games and pedigree that people impose upon themselves and others. I'm tired of people not being themselves and being honest. I'm especially sick of being treated like I'm...
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