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Forum: The Lounge 10-09-2010, 05:46 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
No it doesn't, if you press alt + F4 I'm pretty...

No it doesn't, if you press alt + F4 I'm pretty sure it exists the program you're on.




I'll take your word for it.



No I didn't.
Forum: The Lounge 09-14-2010, 10:57 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Cumbria... Cambodia. Close enough :rolleyes:...

Cumbria... Cambodia.

Close enough :rolleyes:

(Even though it still isn't Africa.)
Forum: The Lounge 09-13-2010, 05:40 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I know a girl, and she didn't know who the...

I know a girl, and she didn't know who the following people were:
John Lennon
George Harrison
Ringo Star
Steven Spielberg
Bono
Mick Jagger.

She's the thickest person I know. I can't believe...
Forum: The Lounge 09-06-2010, 07:43 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
"Since when is 5 inches tiny?" Surely he's...

"Since when is 5 inches tiny?"

Surely he's joking? Tell me he's joking. He has to be joking.

I16_8l0yS-g

I feel that belongs in this thread.
Forum: The Lounge 09-06-2010, 02:24 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I guess she thinks Metal bands sing about Metal? ...

I guess she thinks Metal bands sing about Metal?

ZINCCCC, MY SINK IS MADE OF ZINCCCCCCCC
IRON, I BUMMED A LION!

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_443/125492559594d3n1.jpg

(I don't...
Forum: The Lounge 09-05-2010, 11:08 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Sarcasm? I thought it was quite simple, I spoke...

Sarcasm? I thought it was quite simple, I spoke with someone who didn't have a clue what the holocaust was.
Forum: The Lounge 09-05-2010, 10:55 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I messed that up for some reason, the...

I messed that up for some reason, the conversation actually went like this:

Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!"
Her: What?
Me: *Confused.* "The...
Forum: The Lounge 09-04-2010, 08:11 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Excuse the subject matter, this was a real...

Excuse the subject matter, this was a real conversation with a friend and my sense of humour is a bit odd. (I don't mean any offence.) But anyway...

Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a...
Forum: The Lounge 08-09-2010, 05:37 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I think everyone reads the sign, but just loses...

I think everyone reads the sign, but just loses the concept of push and pull. So they take a 50/50 gamble, a quick tug and if that doesn't work a swift push. That's what I do, I like to think I look...
Forum: The Lounge 08-09-2010, 02:08 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Come on, we've all had a time difference stupid...

Come on, we've all had a time difference stupid moment.
Forum: The Lounge 08-05-2010, 09:20 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Don't make promises you know you can't keep :nono:

Don't make promises you know you can't keep :nono:
Forum: The Lounge 08-02-2010, 02:58 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I love how the interviewer is looking at her like...

I love how the interviewer is looking at her like ":rofl: please stop"
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 01:03 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Isn't that just him making a joke? Rather than...

Isn't that just him making a joke? Rather than him being stupid.
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 07:57 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Yeah, the girl I had the conversation with is...

Yeah, the girl I had the conversation with is pretty smart so it's not THAT stupid of her to not know, as like you say - it doesn't pop up a lot in conversation.

I thought it was slightly stupid...
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 07:45 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
"Wait, what's a Nazi again?" Wow. I...

"Wait, what's a Nazi again?"

Wow.

I had to explain to someone what an Inuit was the other day:

Me: "You're such an Inuit!"

Them: "What's an Inuit?"
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 07:38 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Is there a back story? How did that conversation...

Is there a back story? How did that conversation unfold? Why did you date a 4 year old?

So many questions!
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 07:17 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I'm mildly observant... I've noticed you not...

I'm mildly observant... I've noticed you not getting jokes and sometimes being unable to detect sarcasm, I just pinned that down to you not being good at noticing internet sarcasm, a lot of people...
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 07:13 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
The English language... you guys just had to...

The English language... you guys just had to f*cking ruin it.

Center, Favorite, Color... and now "checks".

Outrage.
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 07:07 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
cheques* I never noticed before, you don't...

cheques*

I never noticed before, you don't come off like you have any disability or anything.
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 06:58 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I can swim but really really badly, if I can't...

I can swim but really really badly, if I can't keep my head above water and my feet can't touch the floor - I'll die. I hate the water.
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 06:54 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I can't swim, my sense of direction is terrible...

I can't swim, my sense of direction is terrible and I'm sh*t at maths. They're my only hindrances.

Out of all three, I'd like to be a strong swimmer.

If you could improve one think you're not...
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 06:40 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
What CAN you do?!

What CAN you do?!
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 06:33 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
I have one - an ex of mine spelled sandwich like...

I have one - an ex of mine spelled sandwich like 'samwich'

And I was like lolwut?

And she was like that's how you spell it!

I was like no.

She's academically more intelligent than me,...
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 06:30 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
:banghead:

:banghead:
Forum: The Lounge 07-31-2010, 06:24 AM
Replies: 577
Views: 57,677
Posted By TheCunningStunt
Please can we not turn this thread into yet...

Please can we not turn this thread into yet another feminist/boys vs girls thread?

Instead, can we just make fun of thick people?
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