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Forum: The Lounge 03-28-2012, 12:52 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
It's awful isn't it? When I have a drink in me...

It's awful isn't it? When I have a drink in me these days I seem to think I'm Claudia Schiffer or something and an absolute legendary pulling machine and I'm clearly not haha. So shoot me please :) I...
Forum: The Lounge 03-28-2012, 11:31 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I asked my brothers mate to be my wingman because...

I asked my brothers mate to be my wingman because my normal wingman was occupied with a girl, after a while he turns to me and says "I have a girlfriend" I've never been so embarassed. The guy's like...
Forum: The Lounge 03-27-2012, 09:17 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I think the longest record of me liking a guy is...

I think the longest record of me liking a guy is about 2 weeks. Serious. I don't think I'll ever love anyone because with me it's out of sight, out of mind. Either that or I'm just a playaa.
Forum: The Lounge 03-16-2012, 07:22 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I once told a boy that I liked him. Foolish, I...

I once told a boy that I liked him. Foolish, I know.[/bitter rant]
Forum: The Lounge 02-20-2012, 10:46 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I've never written a song for anyone but that's...

I've never written a song for anyone but that's because I'm musically useless.
Forum: The Lounge 02-18-2012, 05:53 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
That's a bit of a relief, I just thought I was a...

That's a bit of a relief, I just thought I was a weirdo who never knew what to believe in haha.
Forum: The Lounge 02-18-2012, 05:50 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
Well I think so, I don't really know what I am. I...

Well I think so, I don't really know what I am. I don't believe in god and such so I just take it to be I'm atheist.
Forum: The Lounge 02-18-2012, 05:39 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I told a young (rather good-looking) Mexican I...

I told a young (rather good-looking) Mexican I was Atheist by mistake :laughing: his face dropped.
Forum: The Lounge 02-02-2012, 01:19 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
Fancy loaning me about a grand?

Fancy loaning me about a grand?
Forum: The Lounge 02-02-2012, 01:15 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I think I'm going to start deliberately breaking...

I think I'm going to start deliberately breaking my car so that the hot mechanic who fixed my car today fixes her everytime. :laughing:
Forum: The Lounge 08-26-2011, 05:51 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I never wanted to get off with him or anything. I...

I never wanted to get off with him or anything. I was just sick on his feet and he had a fear of sick. Top!

Lucky really that he wasn't a looker.
Forum: The Lounge 08-25-2011, 05:56 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I was sick on a guys feet once. I've...

I was sick on a guys feet once.


I've also stood at a bar and talked about 100% jobbies for an hour or two.
Forum: The Lounge 08-25-2011, 06:05 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I didn't mean it that way. I meant that only good...

I didn't mean it that way. I meant that only good guys generally make an effort with girls. Which is ofcourse a great thing. I wish I knew more non-douches.
Forum: The Lounge 08-23-2011, 06:33 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
Douches don't take girls on dates in my...

Douches don't take girls on dates in my experience.
Forum: The Lounge 08-23-2011, 06:17 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
If a guy was discussing what Hogwarts house he...

If a guy was discussing what Hogwarts house he would be in I'd be all over that ****.
Forum: The Lounge 08-06-2011, 06:45 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
I wouldn't if I were you. I'd come-hither to old...

I wouldn't if I were you. I'd come-hither to old nick. :(
Forum: The Lounge 08-06-2011, 06:36 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
@zero. could be worse. My mate does civil...

@zero.
could be worse. My mate does civil engineering and it's basically studying the ground to see if it's suitable to build rocks on (amongst other things). But he's literally one of the funniest...
Forum: The Lounge 08-06-2011, 03:16 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
Most guys would've started tying a noose...

Most guys would've started tying a noose following that.
Forum: The Lounge 08-06-2011, 01:00 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 18,235
Posted By FETCHER.
That's the sweetest story ever. Me probably...

That's the sweetest story ever.

Me probably wasting half my life being a guys shoulder to cry on because I fancied him.

Or driving from Stirling back to South Lanarkshire to see a guy and...
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