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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-09-2012, 08:55 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
this guy was probably in his twenties and drunk

this guy was probably in his twenties and drunk
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 05-08-2012, 07:57 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
some women can pee standing up, without getting...

some women can pee standing up, without getting it on their legs



i once went to a toilet near a pub and somebody crapped in the urinal

it was surreal
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-26-2012, 08:59 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
we're pretty conservative here in communal...

we're pretty conservative here

in communal showers, we bathe in swimming trunks

in swimming pools, there are cubicles and separate drain holes

none of that wading in other people's piss
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-25-2012, 07:44 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
others

others
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 04-24-2012, 09:18 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
i shower in piss

i shower in piss
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-30-2011, 08:03 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
i never do that

i never do that
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2011, 07:30 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
i only sound off about bands I don't "get" no...

i only sound off about bands I don't "get" no matter how hard I try, like Motorhead
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2011, 07:27 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
i can understand the animosity just pointing...

i can understand the animosity

just pointing out that not everybody here is against it

and to dig up a recurring issue, Thee Virgin himself hates Justin Bieber, whom I love

how does he can...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2011, 06:36 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
in order to have a failure, you must have an...

in order to have a failure, you must have an achievement

so what are you trying to achieve here? converting the diverse spectrum of listeners to only like Top 40? converting every straight man to...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-23-2011, 10:58 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
Different Class has put me off them forever ...

Different Class has put me off them forever

if that's their best album, i won't trifle with the rest
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-18-2011, 09:31 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
i suppose if everybody puts him on ignore, he'll...

i suppose if everybody puts him on ignore, he'll leave

except for djchameleon, maybe
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-11-2011, 02:59 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
that's because he's a gay Filipino they are...

that's because he's a gay Filipino

they are the chosen race and sexual preference of God
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-11-2011, 02:46 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
yeah it's just above the right to breathe

yeah it's just above the right to breathe
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-09-2011, 03:16 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
b-b-b-b-but Courtney killed Kurt I swear on...

b-b-b-b-but Courtney killed Kurt

I swear on my grave
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-09-2011, 01:15 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
yeah, you use all that equipment for "pouring...

yeah, you use all that equipment for "pouring water INTO oneself"?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-09-2011, 01:00 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
he's probably in a lineage of pro-Japanese...

he's probably in a lineage of pro-Japanese invaders, who used that ancient water torture
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-08-2011, 08:52 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
yea, we call that "taking a bath" here as well -...

yea, we call that "taking a bath" here as well - pouring water over oneself
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-07-2011, 07:32 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
i often get pee on my pants - i've learnt to lean...

i often get pee on my pants - i've learnt to lean over the bowl slightly when i pee
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-25-2011, 06:04 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
standing on the ledge of the urinal more...

standing on the ledge of the urinal

more dysphasia again
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-25-2011, 05:57 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
ha ha ha once I was in the urinal with a...

ha ha ha

once I was in the urinal with a fren, I told a joke and he laughed so hard he peed all over his WHITE canvas school shoes
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-24-2011, 03:37 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
go google pokemon hentai good for a laugh...

go google pokemon hentai

good for a laugh and see how perverted some people really are
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-23-2011, 07:56 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
"hentai" is not as serious as...

"hentai" is not as serious as "Bukkake"
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-23-2011, 08:55 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
^^ i drink a lot of water so the pee is clear,...

^^ i drink a lot of water so the pee is clear, not canary yellow

they can't distinguish it from water I retained from being inside the pool dripping down my body
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-23-2011, 07:01 AM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
i did take lessons to be a lifeguard and to sit...

i did take lessons to be a lifeguard and to sit for the exam

but bringing up that huge brick from the bottom of the 20-feet deep pool turned out to be quite a chore, so I quit halfway
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 02-22-2011, 11:07 PM
Replies: 382
Views: 27,208
Posted By Howard the Duck
not at all time - i mean i don't whip it up and...

not at all time - i mean i don't whip it up and start aiming for the pool, if I'm outside the pool, I just let go in my trunks
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