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Forum: The Lounge 02-18-2016, 03:44 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
"I feel like i've blown a gallon of snot out my...

"I feel like i've blown a gallon of snot out my nose today, so yeah won't be by. Thank me later."

Thanks?
Forum: The Lounge 03-20-2015, 04:33 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
You missed my Big Balls reference, i am shocked...

You missed my Big Balls reference, i am shocked and appalled and devastated beyond repair. Goldie Hawn.
Forum: The Lounge 03-20-2015, 01:22 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
"Dude my week has turned from horrible to worse."...

"Dude my week has turned from horrible to worse." <---- Dude with abcess in his ass

"My balls are three times their normal size right now."

My answer: Dude i'll be by with my copy of Dirty...
Forum: The Lounge 03-19-2015, 11:13 AM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
"Dude I have an abcess there is literally two...

"Dude I have an abcess there is literally two holes in my ass."

My witty response: So literally three *******s on one body, Congratulations and contact Guinness.
Forum: The Lounge 08-07-2014, 08:42 AM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Was a complete mess. My mom had literally no oil...

Was a complete mess. My mom had literally no oil in her car even though I asked her to check it which she assured me she did. When the tow truck came to get it, there was also transmission fluid...
Forum: The Lounge 08-06-2014, 03:43 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
"My car is smoking can you stop by after work? " ...

"My car is smoking can you stop by after work? "

Did you spill oil in your engine bay?

"No I don't think so. "

Did you put your oil cap back on?

"I don't know. "
Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2014, 01:09 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
I know where this is headed. Better head to pm's...

I know where this is headed. Better head to pm's with Jansz.
Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2014, 01:04 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Dude had to use match sticks and it was windy...

Dude had to use match sticks and it was windy yesterday. My other bro called me today to say nice one, cause he was bitching like a schoolgirl the entire time.
Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2014, 01:00 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
That sounds like fun.

That sounds like fun.
Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2014, 12:59 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
He is the thieving-est lighter stealer on the...

He is the thieving-est lighter stealer on the planet. He has stole about 300 lighters from my buddies house. I took it because he was getting ready to hit the bong and I was leaving and I knew there...
Forum: The Lounge 08-04-2014, 11:49 AM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
You SOB you took my lighter!!! Yep and i'll...

You SOB you took my lighter!!!

Yep and i'll do it again mofo.
Forum: The Lounge 06-19-2014, 12:34 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Me and your mom already did.

Me and your mom already did.
Forum: The Lounge 06-19-2014, 12:22 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
I wasn't even home last night. :eek:

I wasn't even home last night. :eek:
Forum: The Lounge 06-19-2014, 12:12 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
"My vagina hurts." Success

"My vagina hurts."

Success
Forum: The Lounge 06-09-2014, 01:04 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Not only that I paid for ****ing brunch. Bitch...

Not only that I paid for ****ing brunch. Bitch gives birth to you and they think you owe them something.
Forum: The Lounge 06-09-2014, 09:02 AM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Thanks for brunch! I made macaroni salad come by...

Thanks for brunch! I made macaroni salad come by and get some. I need you to check my oil and put some stuff in your storage for me.
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2014, 04:01 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
That story was solid gold.

That story was solid gold.
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2014, 03:51 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
I thought you were into psychos. The type that...

I thought you were into psychos. The type that love Craigs List.
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2014, 01:46 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Thirsty mofo.

Thirsty mofo.
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2014, 01:43 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
I think you are missing the whole story. ...

I think you are missing the whole story.

Last text: Hey dude, didn't you used to **** Jamie _____?

My response: How did I taste?
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2014, 03:26 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Always found it strange also. I believe a persons...

Always found it strange also. I believe a persons body is their to do as they wish with. I just got another text.

A urologists #. I'm scared, I don't want my junk to swell. LOL
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2014, 03:22 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
:rofl:

:rofl:
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2014, 03:20 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Still waiting on those maternal instincts to kick...

Still waiting on those maternal instincts to kick in? Sure your babies would be pretty awesome, but you never can tell.
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2014, 03:18 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Did you get tubal ligation? :finger:

Did you get tubal ligation? :finger:
Forum: The Lounge 05-16-2014, 03:15 PM
Replies: 460
Views: 25,125
Posted By FRED HALE SR.
Eh its a ten minute procedure, and its been a...

Eh its a ten minute procedure, and its been a long time coming. Heh
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