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Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2011, 04:47 AM
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Posted By right-track
They are when you're with about a dozen drunken...

They are when you're with about a dozen drunken Englishmen. ;)
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2011, 04:50 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Oh...and free bicycles.

Oh...and free bicycles.
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2011, 04:50 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Very flat. Van Gogh. Gay policemen. Lax drug...

Very flat. Van Gogh. Gay policemen. Lax drug laws. Clogs. Annoying fake American accents delivered in the style of Shaun Connery...yesh I think sho!
Expensive prostitutes, although the ones over the...
Forum: The Lounge 12-09-2010, 04:05 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Do this. I'll stab you with skill.

Do this. I'll stab you with skill.
Forum: The Lounge 05-20-2010, 05:15 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
I'd like to see what the members here think of a...

I'd like to see what the members here think of a nation using only one word.
It doesn't matter if you are a native of that country, or not. Participate anyway.
It could prove to be interesting and...
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2010, 05:22 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Two cows in a field. One cow says to the other;...

Two cows in a field. One cow says to the other; "Does this mad cow disease worry you?
The second cow replies; "I couldn't give a ****...I'm a Parrot!"
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2010, 05:00 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Probably because it wasn't stolen!

Probably because it wasn't stolen!
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2010, 04:57 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
What!? And miss out on all the fun? :nono: ...

What!?

And miss out on all the fun? :nono:

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Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2010, 04:47 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Not a kilo then? The point I'm making (and...

Not a kilo then?

The point I'm making (and being conveniently ignored) is that the metric system isn't all it's made out to be by Europeans.

In fact...it's **** really.
Or if you...
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2010, 04:39 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
You all realise that the metre is 0.2mm short? ...

You all realise that the metre is 0.2mm short?

Great for measuring stuff, until it comes to science.
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2010, 04:21 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Exactly!

Exactly!
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2010, 04:16 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
^ How much does a litre of petrol weigh?

^ How much does a litre of petrol weigh?
Forum: The Lounge 05-19-2010, 03:30 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Which is an inaccurate system btw. Which is...

Which is an inaccurate system btw.

Which is what happens when you rely on the French to do things for you.
Forum: The Lounge 04-20-2010, 05:38 AM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
If you want a student type night out go to Oxford...

If you want a student type night out go to Oxford Road and do a pub crawl. There's a couple of places have a live band. Manchester After Dark :: Oxford Road Area Guide...
Forum: The Lounge 04-19-2010, 05:59 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
^ lad

^ lad
Forum: The Lounge 04-19-2010, 05:51 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
I've experienced different kinds of cold. For...

I've experienced different kinds of cold.
For instance; Many years ago I had to catch a flight from Manchester to Frankfurt and then a connecting flight to Bahrain.
For some reason my connecting...
Forum: The Lounge 04-19-2010, 04:06 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Anything above zero is t-shirt weather. 2...

Anything above zero is t-shirt weather.
2 t-shirts for anything below zero.
Anything else is just being soft. Or "nesh" as it's called here.
Remember...we don't like whinging Aussie/Anzacs moaning...
Forum: The Lounge 02-08-2010, 03:42 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
I couldn't help lolling at this in the...

I couldn't help lolling at this in the uncyclopedia entry;

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/2/26/MrPotatoFamine.jpg
Forum: The Lounge 02-08-2010, 12:21 PM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
The Peoples Republic of Mancunia With apologies...

The Peoples Republic of Mancunia
With apologies to wikipedia

Geography.

Location: 53°28′0″N 2°14′0″W / 53.466667°N 2.233333°W aka the centre of the known universe.

The Republic of Mancunia...
Forum: The Lounge 02-07-2010, 05:03 AM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Arctic pavement pizza? :( Not quite as...

Arctic pavement pizza? :(



Not quite as smug as we look today knowing that we've drawn you in our group for the Euro 2012 qualifying campaign. :D
Forum: The Lounge 02-07-2010, 04:03 AM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
If there are no woods in the arctic circle, where...

If there are no woods in the arctic circle, where do Polar Bears ****?
Forum: The Lounge 02-07-2010, 03:59 AM
Replies: 790
Views: 61,849
Posted By right-track
Urban lives on Guernsey, Channel Islands.

Urban lives on Guernsey, Channel Islands.
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