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Forum: The Lounge 08-31-2012, 05:35 AM
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Posted By Salami
Having a great holiday, in fact I'm in a good...

Having a great holiday, in fact I'm in a good mood! Spent mostly on Guernsey and am now on Herm, which is in the Channel Islands. And I've spent it as I always do, lying on the sand doing nothing.
...
Forum: The Lounge 08-22-2012, 11:40 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
First week of having a swimming pool went great,...

First week of having a swimming pool went great, freezing cold though but we've had a couple of very immature and obscene pool parties already.
Sadly the dimensions of the pool mean that it is not...
Forum: The Lounge 08-19-2012, 07:59 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
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Posted By Salami
Got three really painful splinters today, but on...

Got three really painful splinters today, but on the bright side I have finished digging my swimming pool! Fun in the sun.



That man is one of the biggest LADs in the country. I don't even like...
Forum: The Lounge 08-17-2012, 09:18 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
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Posted By Salami
Still a bit brave really, I suppose without the...

Still a bit brave really, I suppose without the personal connection to the person it's going to have less of a stigma. Having said that, my neighbourhood is unusual because I live no less than a mile...
Forum: The Lounge 08-15-2012, 02:43 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
Quite true, that's the reason behind my...

Quite true, that's the reason behind my disappointment last year - the fact that I was predicting for myself (quite unwisely) an extremely ambitious target, I was going to be unimpressed if I got it...
Forum: The Lounge 08-15-2012, 02:29 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
Get my AS level results back tomorrow... I really...

Get my AS level results back tomorrow... I really really don't want them at all, it's going to be a depressing repeat of last year where I swagger up secretly expecting top grades in everything and...
Forum: The Lounge 08-07-2012, 11:25 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
In fact, I have a good mind to get a picture of...

In fact, I have a good mind to get a picture of the appalling mess the rear mech had got itself into. The main spring needed replacing, so I was searching around in my toolbox for one that fitted for...
Forum: The Lounge 08-07-2012, 11:20 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
:laughing: So true! Everyone seems to have...

:laughing:

So true! Everyone seems to have the toolbox from hell!
Also annoying was the absolutely terrible advice given from the shop, which must have taken me an hour to figure out was making...
Forum: The Lounge 08-07-2012, 11:15 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
To be fair I kept discovering more and more...

To be fair I kept discovering more and more problems with the bike, and when I'd got all the replacements this morning it took me half an hour to get the gears working again. But yep, that in essence...
Forum: The Lounge 08-07-2012, 10:58 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I'm in a bad mood and it's mainly due to my bike,...

I'm in a bad mood and it's mainly due to my bike, my best friend and British weather.
You know how the hangers for the rear mech are designed to fail to protect the frame? Due to the Derbyshire...
Forum: The Lounge 08-06-2012, 02:22 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I see, makes my last post a bit pointless then. ...

I see, makes my last post a bit pointless then.
Everyone knows enough about it to understand the references though.
Forum: The Lounge 08-05-2012, 01:26 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
Dunno, just threw something together in the hope...

Dunno, just threw something together in the hope that it used up some of his time attempting to figure it out.


Ohhh can I be given permission to go off topic here for a second and have a quick...
Forum: The Lounge 08-05-2012, 08:58 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
Since your last three consecutive posts here are...

Since your last three consecutive posts here are about skyrim, perhaps the time has come to indulge in some different form of entertainment?

Tell you what, how about playing a little game here?...
Forum: The Lounge 06-13-2012, 03:10 PM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I hate Manchester so much. Gave me a £50 parking...

I hate Manchester so much. Gave me a £50 parking ticket whilst they were asking for donations off us.
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 08:12 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
Ha, you know England has taken it's toll on you...

Ha, you know England has taken it's toll on you when you pronounce "bath" as "barth". I obviously have to learn better!

Aw thanks a lot Kay :)
That's sweet!
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 08:00 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
Typical, every Morag I've met was a battleaxe!...

Typical, every Morag I've met was a battleaxe! I've been slapped by her more times than everyone else put together, and to her, me speaking is worthy of a slap.
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 07:45 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I shall also make sure my Scottish cousins are...

I shall also make sure my Scottish cousins are aware of it, because I want to experience the moment when he stares at cousin Morag, who will subsequently batter him like a tank.
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 07:38 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I mean everyone likes a bit of attention, but I...

I mean everyone likes a bit of attention, but I think it's definitely a bit weird for girls to invite people to be creepy.
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 06:24 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I imagine in the new employees briefing for...

I imagine in the new employees briefing for Howard the Duck's firm, they are all told "Now, in this job you will be perved at continuously by a certain man", so of course they will expect it.
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 05:46 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I'm not being mean or anything, but I think his...

I'm not being mean or anything, but I think his irritation is probably justified.
Forum: The Lounge 06-08-2012, 05:36 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
Bloody hell I hope that if we meet I'm not...

Bloody hell I hope that if we meet I'm not wearing shorts.
Forum: The Lounge 06-06-2012, 11:48 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I just had a look and it says 70% proof... I...

I just had a look and it says 70% proof... I suppose when I was fourteen I didn't know what it meant and remembered it as 70% alcohol!
I do apologise, it turns out the actual percentage is 40% which...
Forum: The Lounge 06-06-2012, 11:04 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
The mum's always the battleaxe! Probably thought...

The mum's always the battleaxe! Probably thought that a phone call from upstairs isn't worth the bother.
Forum: The Lounge 06-06-2012, 10:54 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
They clearly were in the same situation... I...

They clearly were in the same situation...
I don't think I've ever been that bad, but when I was fourteen I remember looking in my dad's drinks cabinet and finding some Old Bell's Scotch which...
Forum: The Lounge 06-06-2012, 10:03 AM
Replies: 79,015
Sticky: Your Day
Views: 9,810,196
Posted By Salami
I challenge you to a duel.

I challenge you to a duel.
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