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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 12-23-2014, 09:57 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
my worst first world coffee problems: there...

my worst first world coffee problems:

there are Starbucks stores on pretty much every corner near where I work and on the way down to that particular area ... and not a single Caribou Coffee or...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 12-11-2014, 10:39 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I'm in desperate need of some therapy on wax but...

I'm in desperate need of some therapy on wax but I don't know where to put my phonograph so my cat won't attack it.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 11-21-2014, 07:19 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I have heaping piles of laundry that I need to...

I have heaping piles of laundry that I need to tend to but it's been pissing down rain and I don't want to go back outside.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 09-11-2014, 01:08 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I have delicious gluten-free cheese pizza in the...

I have delicious gluten-free cheese pizza in the freezer but I don't feel like waiting for the oven to heat up so it's been sitting there for over a week.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-28-2014, 12:34 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
that'd be vile (though I consider it only a treat...

that'd be vile (though I consider it only a treat now, and only buy it when I have a severe craving)

but still

there are too many people dumbing it up.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-28-2014, 12:26 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I really think humans need to be struck with a...

I really think humans need to be struck with a new and deadly foodborne illness only found in meat because I'm tired of dealing with how stupid some of them are.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-23-2014, 10:59 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
The Halloween season is coming up at work and I'm...

The Halloween season is coming up at work and I'm looking for a poodle skirt, but almost every single vendor seems to think it's some kind of joke with their ugly-ass poodles and complete lack of...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 07-18-2014, 12:26 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
A couple months ago I bought this really...

A couple months ago I bought this really fantastic sheet set but the fitted sheet didn't fit properly on our bed for some reason. So we lived with it, having to fix it over and over every day - until...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-26-2014, 12:52 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
sounds like a small portion of my customers. ...

sounds like a small portion of my customers.

those people are the poop lords.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-25-2014, 11:00 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
its nose (or lack thereof) is pretty terrifying....

its nose (or lack thereof) is pretty terrifying. but its little hands are so cute.

more first world problems from the childfree camp:

>need to piss really bad
>kid screaming in the bathroom...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-25-2014, 10:49 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I might just like having you around. I feel...

I might just like having you around.

I feel so weird when a bunch of chicks are surrounding a human baby, losing their minds over it, and I'm just thinking "I've already seen like 50 of those...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-25-2014, 10:17 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
It isn't irrational and it isn't hatred. But...

It isn't irrational and it isn't hatred.

But we've been over this before. Some of us just don't have that bizarre desire to breed or mollycoddle tiny humans. I find it mind-blowing how their...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-25-2014, 06:58 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
nah, just an amusing term for a small child. ...

nah, just an amusing term for a small child.

we're not really fans of each other.

I find them smelly, filthy, and annoying (and they stare and/or cower when they see me, most of the time).
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-25-2014, 06:24 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
there are two toadlers having temper tantrums at...

there are two toadlers having temper tantrums at the same time, outside, in my neighborhood.

to top it off, there's a ****ing blackbird cawing about something and it won't shut the hell up.
...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2014, 12:37 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I can't go to Seattle Pride this year because...

I can't go to Seattle Pride this year because it's a sale day at my store and it's mandatory that I'm there. Being the best at what I do has its downfalls. :(

(On the bright side, a lot of the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-24-2014, 12:26 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I bought two giant containers of spring mix at...

I bought two giant containers of spring mix at Costco, thinking they'd keep more than a couple weeks. NOPE.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-23-2014, 10:06 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I bought too much lettuce and ended up having to...

I bought too much lettuce and ended up having to throw some of it away because it got funky. :(
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-22-2014, 12:56 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
the soap in our bathroom at work really tears my...

the soap in our bathroom at work really tears my hands up. and it smells like **** in there.

we need to ban people from pooping in our restrooms.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-19-2014, 10:49 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
I used to buy it when I was broke and close to...

I used to buy it when I was broke and close to homeless, mainly because the alcohol content is a little higher than its cheap and ****ty counterparts.

I bought Trader Joe's Two Buck Chuck's a...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-19-2014, 12:47 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
Gas is $3.94/gallon. Arbor Mist is...

Gas is $3.94/gallon.



Arbor Mist is straight up garbage.

You know a wine sucks when you can drink two entire bottles of it and you're not even half drunk.

That is, if you can tolerate the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-13-2014, 12:51 AM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
that's worse than when people in your life host...

that's worse than when people in your life host an event with cheap wine when you know they're capable of better.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 06-12-2014, 03:05 PM
Replies: 253
Views: 16,167
Posted By ladyislingering
Oh ****, I have so many first world problems...

Oh ****, I have so many first world problems daily.

I have to manually flip the left blinker when I'm driving because it doesn't work properly anymore.

My computer mouse sometimes double-clicks...
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