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Forum: The Lounge 07-11-2006, 03:57 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
I drink a lot of beer, burps and farts come with...

I drink a lot of beer, burps and farts come with the territory
Forum: The Lounge 07-10-2006, 05:08 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
This guy can stay :beer:

This guy can stay :beer:
Forum: The Lounge 07-09-2006, 04:51 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
I like the sandwiches idea, that would rule. I...

I like the sandwiches idea, that would rule.
I love sandwiches
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 03:03 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Duh, that's what guys do in other news:...

Duh, that's what guys do

in other news: water is wet :D
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 02:07 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
A friend of mine used to pick up at bars by...

A friend of mine used to pick up at bars by asking women when they came out of the bathroom if they had a good sh!t, it is an excellent ice breaker.

Another one I used on random girls was to say...
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 01:59 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
I used to use that one all the time, ironically...

I used to use that one all the time, ironically after about a week or so they want to go out with you

Confidence is king, you have to carry yourself like you have an 18" d!ck
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 01:56 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Take it from a dude with mad game, ask her out...

Take it from a dude with mad game, ask her out like you don't care what she says. Then if she says no,tell her she's fat anyway
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 01:49 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Ask her...

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Ask her and if she shoots you down remember that women are like buses, if you wait 15 minutes there will be another one
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 01:41 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Few people can :)

Few people can :)
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 01:37 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
I am just usually the center of attention because...

I am just usually the center of attention because I am a real man's man and tell a lot of jokes and stuff. I need a girl that can keep up with me
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 01:34 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
Why aren't you funny??

Why aren't you funny??
Forum: The Lounge 07-06-2006, 01:31 AM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
I like funny klutzy women, that is pretty much my...

I like funny klutzy women, that is pretty much my only pre-requisite.

Otherwise I love ALL women
Forum: The Lounge 07-05-2006, 03:06 PM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f314/dirtdaddypi...

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f314/dirtdaddypimpslap/hump2.gif http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f314/dirtdaddypimpslap/yelwink.gif
Forum: The Lounge 07-05-2006, 02:31 PM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
I look for girls who look just like Marijan's...

I look for girls who look just like Marijan's sister http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f314/dirtdaddypimpslap/badteeth.gif
Forum: The Lounge 07-05-2006, 12:53 PM
Replies: 369
Views: 32,174
Posted By MURDER JUNKIE
I look for a woman who has her own friends and...

I look for a woman who has her own friends and can occupy herself on a Friday or Saturday night with minimal drama, I'm not a f*cking entertainment director you know??

As for musical taste, I've...
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