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Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-15-2014, 08:53 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
ofc :) also a fine album

ofc :) also a fine album
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-15-2014, 08:50 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
best of's are illegal in this game :P take...

best of's are illegal in this game :P take "Mutter", or "Herzeleid"...
Best Rammstein albums, in my opinion
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 11:17 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
hmm.. and if you don't like the album? I mean....

hmm.. and if you don't like the album?
I mean. You're stuck on that freaking island..
Imagine that! The magical CD-player would pretentiously laugh at you :/
He's really a damn bastard.

But...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 04:45 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
But there is always batman!!! oh yeah..he's not...

But there is always batman!!!
oh yeah..he's not allowed to rescue you.
ok then you might be doomed.
I'd save you, but i'm trapped on a lonely island myself
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 04:41 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
Are you trying to get a new rule? Like.."after...

Are you trying to get a new rule?
Like.."after the 84 millionth spin of the album you'll get rescued?"
nobody has tried talking to the sharks so far,
maybe they are friendly :/


but actually...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 10:21 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
I tried playing guitar on mescaline, but after a...

I tried playing guitar on mescaline, but after a while my head got so oogabooga, that i couldn't play for another second.
But I could play piano on mushrooms. Actually pretty good.
On acid, i...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 09:45 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
Well sometimes I can. For example, on my 21th...

Well sometimes I can. For example, on my 21th birthday, i was on acid in the ocean with my ex, and we had this lil musicbox, and listened to a lot of psytrance. The acid was so ****ing strong that i...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 09:09 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
If you try to destroy it, then...uhm...you will...

If you try to destroy it, then...uhm...you will be eaten by a raccoon. That also lives on the island, and he is in love with whatever sound you have chosen and the moment its gone, he gets uber...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 08:55 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
ok, just to be fair. the magical cd-player, that...

ok, just to be fair. the magical cd-player, that already allows you to post on MB, now actually allows you to access porn on the internet.

But there has to be a catch.. Uhmm...Oh yeah. While you...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 08:22 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
whatever happened to porn?

whatever happened to porn?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-13-2014, 07:02 AM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
is that what you want to take with you on a...

is that what you want to take with you on a lonely island?
like...one song?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 10:53 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
plus the horse needs superpowers, too, because it...

plus the horse needs superpowers, too, because it has to get past the sharks.. and ...don't tell anyone, but... i've heard...they have superpowers!!!

(i didn't even smoke (that much) weed today, i...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 10:41 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
No problem. The Cd-Player gives you all daily...

No problem. The Cd-Player gives you all daily fixes, if you follow its commands, lol - and don't try killing the sharks...because they have superpowers!! :D



darn, i need a horse
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 09:29 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
nope, just conway twitty parts, if you suck at...

nope, just conway twitty parts, if you suck at following rules.

and if you really suck at following rules, a 3 dimensional 6 hour long family guy chicken fight will appear around you and you...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 09:24 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
Hmm. Yes, the cd-player has a hidden extra, that...

Hmm. Yes, the cd-player has a hidden extra, that let's you enter the internet,
but you're only allowed to post on MB, and if you tell anyone that you're on a lonely island, the racist mode of the...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 08:56 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
Thumbs up You don't get rescued. That's why there are...

You don't get rescued.
That's why there are monkey butlers.
You can craft your own musical instruments,
and teach dem monkeys to play them,
but there is NO rescue mission!

Except you figure...
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 08:11 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
embarassing ;) phew.. at least i can always...

embarassing ;)
phew.. at least i can always say, that i've never watched it in english, hehe
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 08:06 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
Are you MacGuyver? (is he written like this?) ...

Are you MacGuyver? (is he written like this?)
If you are..you may have the laser beams.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 08:01 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
Increasing the complexity factor: the sharks have...

Increasing the complexity factor: the sharks have superpowers now
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 07:50 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
You'll get Invisible Touch. Still think you're...

You'll get Invisible Touch.
Still think you're going to last 3 whole minutes?
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 07:47 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
thank you very much :D

thank you very much :D
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 07:39 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
ok, the cd player plays it, because it's funky.

ok, the cd player plays it, because it's funky.
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 07:37 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
exactly. he even has a beard and talks funny. ...

exactly. he even has a beard and talks funny.
choose an album, ffs!!! :rofl:
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 07:33 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
says miss "i want a premix cd" premix is...

says miss "i want a premix cd"

premix is illegal, too
free yachts are illegal
the cd-player doesn't play them..because he's racist


edit:

and there's no free canoo-cds
Forum: Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls 03-12-2014, 07:20 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 3,557
Posted By Kartoffelbrei
Stranded!

let's assume that you've stranded on a lonely island.
The only thing you have with you is a cd-player,
that magically runs without using electricity
and one album.
Which album would it be? (no...
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