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Forum: The Lounge 08-01-2015, 10:20 PM
Replies: 11,346
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Posted By ladyislingering
I just about fall on my face looking at that man...

I just about fall on my face looking at that man because he's so goddamn pretty. I'm good. Just eternally super-smitten.
Forum: The Lounge 08-01-2015, 09:32 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
I went to the bookstore yesterday and the nerdy...

I went to the bookstore yesterday and the nerdy cashier told me I was "cute".

A few days ago I gave one of my favorite bros a hug.

This morning I touched kissed Ki's cheek before I left for...
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2015, 08:49 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
I would much prefer those fingers in my hair. ...

I would much prefer those fingers in my hair.

I CAN DEAL WITH THE FINGER SITUATION

JUST

OH MY GOODNESS HE WAS SO BEAUTIFUL IT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2015, 08:46 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
well then allow me to get to the point without...

well then allow me to get to the point without pretty words.

I just want to **** Marc Bolan.

Sexual orientation: Bolan.
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2015, 08:41 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
oh please. pleeeeeease sir. monks are...

oh please.

pleeeeeease sir.

monks are clearly kept from nuns because of man's inability to sexualize the female form.

though I would not be objected

if an attractive beauty of wonder...
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2015, 08:30 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
the catholic church needs to be more accepting,...

the catholic church needs to be more accepting, man.

I'd like to see a dude nun.

...and then perhaps I'd like to defile a dude nun...
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2015, 07:53 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
well that's just terrible.

well that's just terrible.
Forum: The Lounge 01-24-2015, 07:46 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
who's ready to become a nun, hands up! ...

who's ready to become a nun, hands up!

http://media.tumblr.com/f0f34043413a55e3ee8a7a13bb35b660/tumblr_inline_mxh4f3Jad51qhs3u1.gif

and/or literally pay anyone to exhaust you in every filthy...
Forum: The Lounge 12-06-2014, 10:32 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
I have also occasionally made eye contact with...

I have also occasionally made eye contact with well-dressed older men.

http://www.excusememe.com/pics/imagebase/5173.gif
Forum: The Lounge 12-06-2014, 10:26 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
Every so often strangers grab my hair or...

Every so often strangers grab my hair or accidentally brush elbows with me.

It's really the most physical action I ever get.
Forum: The Lounge 11-02-2014, 09:43 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
literally all of my "great stories" happened in...

literally all of my "great stories" happened in the prime of my youth.
Forum: The Lounge 11-02-2014, 12:57 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
don't feel bad, I can't even get laid when I'm...

don't feel bad, I can't even get laid when I'm drunk.
Forum: The Lounge 08-29-2014, 11:21 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
CONVENT THAT'S THE WORD THANK YOU...

CONVENT

THAT'S THE WORD

THANK YOU BATLORD

(that will be the first and last time I thank you for anything)
Forum: The Lounge 08-29-2014, 11:01 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
I'd get wasted with nuns.

I'd get wasted with nuns.
Forum: The Lounge 08-29-2014, 10:57 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
I think I might have used the wrong word there ...

I think I might have used the wrong word there

nunnery would have been better, I guess

some of you are just nasty, man.
Forum: The Lounge 08-29-2014, 10:54 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
On my way to **** your bitch. ...

On my way to **** your bitch.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1854513/flying-nun-o.gif

just kidding, I'm joining a covenant now
Forum: The Lounge 07-02-2014, 12:03 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
Same. I don't even have to be partial to a man's...

Same. I don't even have to be partial to a man's face, personality, or anything else about him, but if he's got beautiful hands, wow, let me just stare at them forever.
Forum: The Lounge 07-01-2014, 11:53 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
this, though. a beautiful pair of hands can...

this, though.

a beautiful pair of hands can make my damn knees buckle at first glance.
Forum: The Lounge 06-02-2014, 11:55 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
the logical side of me blames the varying...

the logical side of me blames the varying schedules.

there are people I know who would probably sacrifice their life savings to **** me (but I could never bring myself to be attracted to anyone...
Forum: The Lounge 05-15-2014, 11:07 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
I'm going to write a memoir called "Jesus Will...

I'm going to write a memoir called "Jesus Will Come Before I Do: How I Joined a Nunnery"
Forum: The Lounge 05-12-2014, 01:21 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
Half the time dudes don't even want to bother...

Half the time dudes don't even want to bother getting women off once they've blown.

Most annoying thing in the goddamn universe.

Sorry your girl was selfish but that makes me wonder how many...
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
Basically what I was saying (in slightly drunken...

Basically what I was saying (in slightly drunken rambling) is that is long as it's consensual (and legal - not going to bait the pedos out there) I wouldn't call a person a perv for their kinks.
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 01:54 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
But I am. Gentlemen know how to handle a...

But I am.

Gentlemen know how to handle a lady.

Pervs handle ladies because they think they're entitled to.
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 01:04 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
many fine times had with handcuffs and restraints...

many fine times had with handcuffs and restraints (though a few times it was non-consensual and now I'm a little iffy). I love when they **** you like they want you, and not just because they want to...
Forum: The Lounge 04-28-2014, 10:21 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 860,883
Posted By ladyislingering
I wrote a book about working a lot, sleeping when...

I wrote a book about working a lot, sleeping when I can, and life in modern times when all people ever wanna do is stare at their cellphone all night:

Jesus Christ Will Come Before I Do
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