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Forum: The Lounge 12-17-2014, 06:41 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Threaten me with anal, you bastard, and put some...

Threaten me with anal, you bastard, and put some stank on it.
Forum: The Lounge 12-17-2014, 06:40 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Fetishes.. And overthinking,...

Fetishes.. And overthinking, truthfully..complicate things. Even if its being touched 'right' its kinda like... OK, well you're not slamming me against a wall, so this could definitely be better.
Forum: The Lounge 12-17-2014, 06:34 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I honestly can't really get off unless it starts...

I honestly can't really get off unless it starts really violent with the quick movements and the rough handling and whatnot. Literally can't. Some people need certain things, women especially. It...
Forum: The Lounge 10-20-2014, 12:00 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Speaking of midgets... I legitimately think...

Speaking of midgets... I legitimately think Peter Dinklage is a smoking hot short man. Thought he was hot first time I saw Elf.
Forum: The Lounge 09-27-2014, 09:32 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
#teamcarpesbuttginity

#teamcarpesbuttginity
Forum: The Lounge 09-27-2014, 01:58 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
My boyfriend is obsessed with putting it in my...

My boyfriend is obsessed with putting it in my butt. I'm saving that for when I really want something, like a ****in yacht or human sacrifice.
Forum: The Lounge 08-05-2014, 10:49 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Damn, and here I thought I had you pegged as an...

Damn, and here I thought I had you pegged as an angry teenager who grew up resenting his father. You continue to astound, Sir Batlord.
Forum: The Lounge 08-05-2014, 10:23 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I can't help but assume your parents made you.

I can't help but assume your parents made you.
Forum: The Lounge 08-05-2014, 10:06 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
^ Military school? Well that explains a lot.

^ Military school? Well that explains a lot.
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2014, 03:41 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Period sex and knife play. Its mainly me getting...

Period sex and knife play. Its mainly me getting stabbed though, if you know what I mean.
Forum: The Lounge 07-14-2014, 06:48 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
My boyfriend and I get blood flowing everywhere...

My boyfriend and I get blood flowing everywhere when we have sex, if you know what I mean.
Forum: The Lounge 07-11-2014, 05:18 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
****in popsicles. You get the kink of food plus...

****in popsicles. You get the kink of food plus the sensation of an icy phallic object rubbed everwhere you want it.
Forum: The Lounge 06-05-2014, 12:09 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I think anyone who limits their scope of sexual...

I think anyone who limits their scope of sexual behavior exclusively to one genre of pleasure is likely to quickly find themselves experiencing none.

Sometimes we're vicious and rapey as ****....
Forum: The Lounge 06-02-2014, 07:01 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
We can't be blamed dude, cuddling feels really...

We can't be blamed dude, cuddling feels really really good :beer:
Forum: The Lounge 05-15-2014, 11:08 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
:clap::clap::clap:

:clap::clap::clap:
Forum: The Lounge 05-13-2014, 12:06 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Yeah, he loves me. He knows I love him, I'm just...

Yeah, he loves me. He knows I love him, I'm just a pig.

A pig for him.
Forum: The Lounge 05-12-2014, 01:45 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I hope the fact every time my bf wants to cuddle...

I hope the fact every time my bf wants to cuddle I try to make it sexual doesn't push him away. I have been dumped for treating my men like meat in the past.

Will try harder to be sweet.
Forum: The Lounge 05-05-2014, 01:09 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Ever tickle someone as they're coming? ...

Ever tickle someone as they're coming?

Don't. It's not fun and creative, it's mean, and doesn't add anything to the experience except for you.
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2014, 02:18 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I convinced my bf to spend a hundred bucks on a...

I convinced my bf to spend a hundred bucks on a fleshlight and he hated it.

So... just a heads up. I guess they kinda suck.
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2014, 11:16 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
:beer:

:beer:
Forum: The Lounge 05-02-2014, 09:15 AM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
When I'm in the mood to masturbate, I get so half...

When I'm in the mood to masturbate, I get so half pissed off. I google 'filthy bloody terrible ****ing violent erotica' when obviously just 'violent erotica' would do.
Forum: The Lounge 05-01-2014, 02:29 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
The irony of a song about irony that doesn't...

The irony of a song about irony that doesn't actually give any true examples of irony.

Now that's ironic.

And iconic!
Forum: The Lounge 04-30-2014, 10:25 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
Whoever didn't put them on the other person haha....

Whoever didn't put them on the other person haha. It changes, lots of fun jockeying for dominance between us.

Funny story, I actually bought a new pair of handcuffs from a police supply store...
Forum: The Lounge 04-30-2014, 10:11 PM
Replies: 11,346
Views: 862,347
Posted By Carpe Mortem
I had mindblowingly awesome excellent sex...

I had mindblowingly awesome excellent sex earlier, and we didn't even break out the handcuffs.

It's always pretty good, but damn, he really outdid himself this time. Purely bodies too, no toys or...
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