Totally Awful Song Team Extreme
 

after reading everyone and their dog argue with drummer about his awful song, I feel like I should make a statement. There ARE some people out there who actually want some fun, so for those people you may post in this thread. This thread is for all of the awful songs you have ever created, and for new ones you may have just thought of. This is for the people who can atually see the line between fun and seriousness. This is for people like drummer, who made a song that was so obviously a bit of fun and yet STILL people mocked him for being a 'wetard'. If I don't do this, then I'm afraid that all life may be lost in the MusicBanter forum....

so, if you have a stupid song, just post it in here-lets make a stand against the boring folk!

seen as no one else is replying and I am totally bored-here we go...

someone set my dog alight/
woof woof burn/
mailman turned/
giant werewolf scary hairy/
bent his wrist julian clary/
spank my @ss and call me noodle/
got a fly in my stroodle/
i like to smell quite bad/
turning into a fad/
LMFAO we must go we must go!
THE FAIRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!1!111!111!!!
DUCK DUCK GOOSE
landed on a moose/
who pricked my kaboose/
lightning rod up my anus courtesy of zeus/
THE FAIRIES!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!111 !!!!!!!!
shhh............

sugar is sweet baby
but not as sweet as your sweat
cause you're a donut
cooking in my oven of love