Stupid Funny Song Diarrhoea!
 

The Diarrhoea Song

Going down the road with a big, big load
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

Put the bong behind your ear, cause the song is here
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

Look into the bowels of a Port-A-Potty nation
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

Piss into a Tayto bag, and join the celebration
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

Never mind kebabs and puking on the slabs
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

One big fart and your buttocks come apart
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

You’re sure to be the winner if it looks the dog’s dinner
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

Not nearly as bad as your other song.

stop bothering. your song sickens me.

I think MB loses a large percentage of its new users on the Song Writing forums. People come in, kidding themselves that they have a talent. Then they get flamed, and they leave. That seems to be the case with most people. Maybe it's good , maybe it's bad. At least it keeps the annpying numbers down.

yeah but this is a song about diarrhoea. i clearly think this is person is joking and doesnt really kid themselves that they have talent. if they do have talent, prove me wrong and post a great song.

I think they did kid themselves they had talent when they posted the other song. I thought they actually thought that was some good. Then, because that song didn't do so well, I think they just posted a random one up here. Now they won't ever reply, because they will never come back online. And if they do, then I take it all back. They probably will now, just to spite me.

--------what do you think bob dylan?
" i think that ****faced angel should come back on and post another great song about taking a sloppy **** or i dunno maybe raping kids or whatever sick things gets her going."

thankyou for your input zimmerman

^^haha. That Bob Dylan puts a smile on my face!

yeah i know this is off topic but oh well hopefully someone will close this dumbass thread soon anyway but i just started getting into bob after i watched no direction home and read the chronicles of dylan. great book and movie.

I was just being random. I can't recall any of his work. I'm pretty sure I know of one of his songs (If he indeed is a musician) called Pretty Woman. Is that right?