DontRunMeOver

(In the style of a country or folk lament)

I had a dog
A little doggie
He was so fluffy
So soggy-nosed
He used to crawl between my bedclothes
In the morning
Without warning

So now,where did my doggie go
I looked so high and I've looked so low
I checked in every corner of the house
And peered under a table but I only found a mouse
I took an ad out in the local paper
It said 'has anybody seen my doggy', with no success
But then, a little later
As I was surfing the internet
That's where I found my long-lost pet

Spot
On an mpeg
Doing a funny thing with his hind-legs
And a man
In a gimp-mask
Taking my poor little puppy up the ass

We used to go out for walks
And I well recall he liked the taste of pork
And that his tail would start wagging when there was shaggin' on the TV
I suppose that I should have guessed
By the way he barked each time that I undressed
It wasn't fleas that made his balls begin to itch
All he really wanted was a dirty little bitch

Oh spot
Where have you gone?
And when did you take to filming bestial porn?
My poor old pooch
I am dismayed to find
That you enjoy being taken from behind

Well, spot
You hurt me so very much
I felt compelled to write this song
Your vile video broke my heart

It also kind of turned me on

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