A typical nativity scene (first song in a looooooong time, for the Christmas thing)
 

your gloves hugging my gloves
we hold hands we build love
Through the snow I see a rainbow
from the petrol dripping out of your car
Dead of night we stay tight
my hearts gone
and the heating won't stay on

It's Christmas, another Christmas
another girl to start my wishes with
It's Christmas, another Christmas
another girl to make my list with
Jingle bells, Jingle my bells
Deck my halls and make a white Christmas
Jingle bells, please Jingle my Bells
Deck my halls and make a white Christmas

A snowstorm outside a crackden
A nativity scene without the wise men
Donkeys replaced with bodies
and instead of Frankinsense, we get E's

It's Christmas, another Christmas
another girl to start my wishes with
It's Christmas, another Christmas
another girl to make my list with
Jingle bells, Jingle my bells
Deck my halls and make a white Christmas
Jingle bells, please Jingle my Bells
Deck my halls and make a white Christmas

*sung by a choir*
Little baby Jesus
We're surprised these conditions don't freeze us
When you're older you can step out of this world
turn water into wine and find a nice Muslim girl

Hahaha, this christmas songs, are fucking gold so far.