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Old 12-25-2006, 04:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Night before Christmas

Christmas Eve,
Santa was readying his sleigh
for a fvck with me
And Angelina Jolie.
His sleigh piled high
With dildos and handcuffs
He steadied his already
giddy reindeer.

With a minute to spare
he hopped in his sleigh.
His erection
Urging him faster and faster
he arrived
in South Philly.

In bed Angie and I lay.
Patiently waiting for Santa
to come and play.

We heard him in the chimney
shimmying his way down.
dressed in our skin
and nothing else,
we greeted Santa at the fire place.
He grabbed one of us
In each his arms
and lead us to the sofa.
where he fondled and licked
til Angie complained
“I’m too dry.”
Santa reached into his beard
felt around for some lube, stroked her insides
til she cooed in delight.
Seeing that she was content,
he pressed my clit with his tongue
and found his Christmas present
hiding in his Christmas dinner.
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Old 12-25-2006, 04:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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...You've even found a way to talk about your sex fantasies in a poem about Santa.
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.................................................. ........ *scarred for life*
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Old 12-25-2006, 04:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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did you two like it?
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:03 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That basically sucked, blatant eroticism sucks in poetry/writing in general and this wasn't even funny.
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That basically sucked, blatant eroticism sucks in poetry/writing in general and this wasn't even funny.
so that's why it took me five minutes with my hand to type it.
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Most of my songs take 5 minutes. It's not really an excuse.
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...You've even found a way to talk about your sex fantasies in a poem about Santa.
Exactly...it's not even an attempt at a lyric/song.
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Old 12-25-2006, 05:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahahahaha most of that doesn't even rhyme!!!!!

God that was some sick shit!

He's like 400 lbs dude, at least the poem Crowe made was alright, Mrs. Claus might be decent to look at.
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this..is teh ****tiest **** evar
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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