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Raine 12-25-2006 04:17 PM

The Night Before Christmas
 
The Night before Christmas

Christmas Eve,
Santa was readying his sleigh
for a fvck with me
And Angelina Jolie.
His sleigh piled high
With dildos and handcuffs
He steadied his already
giddy reindeer.

With a minute to spare
he hopped in his sleigh.
His erection
Urging him faster and faster
he arrived
in South Philly.

In bed Angie and I lay.
Patiently waiting for Santa
to come and play.

We heard him in the chimney
shimmying his way down.
dressed in our skin
and nothing else,
we greeted Santa at the fire place.
He grabbed one of us
In each his arms
and lead us to the sofa.
where he fondled and licked
til Angie complained
“I’m too dry.”
Santa reached into his beard
felt around for some lube, stroked her insides
til she cooed in delight.
Seeing that she was content,
he pressed my clit with his tongue
and found his Christmas present
hiding in his Christmas dinner.

Blain 12-25-2006 04:44 PM

...You've even found a way to talk about your sex fantasies in a poem about Santa.

[MERIT] 12-25-2006 04:49 PM

.................................................. ........ *scarred for life*

Raine 12-25-2006 04:56 PM

did you two like it?

sleepy jack 12-25-2006 05:03 PM

That basically sucked, blatant eroticism sucks in poetry/writing in general and this wasn't even funny.

Raine 12-25-2006 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill (Post 316466)
That basically sucked, blatant eroticism sucks in poetry/writing in general and this wasn't even funny.

so that's why it took me five minutes with my hand to type it. :laughing:

Blain 12-25-2006 05:17 PM

Most of my songs take 5 minutes. It's not really an excuse.

right-track 12-25-2006 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blainka (Post 316453)
...You've even found a way to talk about your sex fantasies in a poem about Santa.

Exactly...it's not even an attempt at a lyric/song.

Trauma 12-25-2006 05:43 PM

hahahahahaha most of that doesn't even rhyme!!!!!

God that was some sick shit!

He's like 400 lbs dude, at least the poem Crowe made was alright, Mrs. Claus might be decent to look at.

tdoc210 12-25-2006 07:17 PM

this..is teh ****tiest **** evar


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