Do me Well (fan, Tool, American, quote, artist)

[TheUsedToolguy]

Oh, Honey Won't U Do Me Well,
Oh, Darling Won't U Do Me Well,
Oh, Baby Won't U Do Me Well,
Oh, Sugar Won't U Do Me Well,
Oh, Lady Won't U Do Me Well,

I'm Gonna Put On My Boots,
Go To The Store,
And When I Come Back,
You Can Do Me Well,

Oh, Honey Won't U Do Me Well,
Oh, Sugar Won't U Do Me Well,

I Said I Go Out Back,
And Chop Up Some Wood,
And When I Come Back,
U Can Do Me Well,

Oh Lady Won't U Do Me Well,
Oh Momma Won't U Do Me Well,

You Know I Ride A Bike,
So Get On The Back And We Go For A Ride
And When We Get Back,
You Can Do Me Well,

Oh Honey Won't U Do Me Well,
Oh Singin' Won't U Do Me Well,

I'm Really Cool, I Beat Up Guys,
If U Don't Believe Me, I'll Beat Up Some Guy,
And After I Beat Him Up,
You Can Do Me Well,

Oh Lady, U Know Sometimes,
I Get So Tired,
And Just When I Think Life's Gettin Too Hard,
You Do Me Well

I Don't Know What I Would Do,
If There Ever Came A Day,
When You Wouldn't Do Me Well,
You Know What I'm Sayin....uh.....uh......
What's Your Name Again?
Anyway.....

Oh, Honey Won't U Do Me Well,
Oh, Baby Won't U Do Me Well
PLEASE, PLEASE DO ME WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[[MERIT]]

Is this a children's verse?

[TheUsedToolguy]

more a telling of the traditional male-female relationship role in society

[PaperHurricanesAndPlanes]

Psh. He's a fan of Borat, no wonder this sucked.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by TheUsedToolguy

I'm Gonna Put On My Boots,
Go To The Store,
And When I Come Back,
You Can Do Me Well,

I Said I Go Out Back,
And Chop Up Some Wood,
And When I Come Back,
U Can Do Me Well,

You Know I Ride A Bike,
So Get On The Back And We Go For A Ride
And When We Get Back,
You Can Do Me Well,

I'm Really Cool, I Beat Up Guys,
If U Don't Believe Me, I'll Beat Up Some Guy,
And After I Beat Him Up,
You Can Do Me Well,

The sexual inuendo here is astounding. It basically says "I'm gonna go do all the stuff a man should do: chop wood, beat people up, go to work, and when I'm done you must be a good, submissive wife and sex me up." (All hidden amongst a 3rd grade rhyme scheme nonetheless).

[swim]

This is pretty horrible but I like it put some shite music behind it and it'll be great.

[TheUsedToolguy]

Originally Posted by PaperHurricanesAndPlanes

Psh. He's a fan of Borat, no wonder this sucked.

Borat, much like this poem is used to represent something that is completely unlike the artist. It's like when Maynard of Tool plays a bad guy in his song. He says, 'I'm willing to insert 'me' where 'you' should be just so I can sympathetically get my point across. As far as Borat, did u watch the movie. If u didn't like it, u probably just don't get it, either that or u don't hav a good sense of humor. The character he plays hates ***s, and Jews. Even though he is a very liberal mind Jewish man in real life. The movie is not bashing ***s or Jews. He's out to prove how xenophobic many Americans are, you being a good example of one of them.

[skindredluver]

Ohhhh thats well um yah.This was gae and hilarious

[PaperHurricanesAndPlanes]

You know what? For once, Oojay and I are in agreement. HOLY SHIX IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE! RUN, RUN!

[TheUsedToolguy]

Originally Posted by oojay

The sexual inuendo here is astounding. It basically says "I'm gonna go do all the stuff a man should do: chop wood, beat people up, go to work, and when I'm done you must be a good, submissive wife and sex me up." (All hidden amongst a 3rd grade rhyme scheme nonetheless).

Yes, and all very prevalent ideas of most christian couples