wanna be cool
 

I'm trying to play the arcade games,
I want to get high scores,
so other users will go in there,
and say hey, TUTG, is pretty cool,
if I get enough good scores, then,
I'll prove to b smart like Merkaba,
and then my posts will seem better,
everytime I go in there, I'll be,
in the middle of a game and then,
it will kick me out and send me,
to some stupid google website,
if I can get in the top 10,
I figure I'll look pretty cool,
oh, do you know what I'm saying?
I wanna look cool, but they won't let me,
just when you think you see the top,
of the cool hill, it turns out there,
are still several miles to go,
what exactly does it take to be cool?
If I say the right thing, or if I,
meet the right girl, will I be,
up to specifications?
How long before I'm considered cool,
I really really want to be cool,
I'm so tired of not fitting in,
and thinking of cool things to say,
why can't they just roll of my tongue,
sometimes I say cool things,
but it's like 15 seconds too late,
and by then the girl has usually got up,
and walked away, or guy,
they don't really discriminate,
when it comes to thinking I'm not worth,
their time, I wish someone would put a,
branding iron on my head and make,
it say cool on there, and then people,
would know, I wouldn't have to deal w/ their doubt,
or is it just my doubt,
how the heck do I ever figure out,
I can be whatever you want me to be,
sexual, supportive, listening, athletic,
c'mon just give me a role and I'll play,
it with acclaim, I need a test,
no I need to not be tested,
that's what got me in these testie waters,
so no one look at me next time I go out,
I don't need your pity,
but I do need your dirty looks,
to let me know I'm not there yet,
not on the cool plane,
everything I do is good enough for me,
but not good enough for them,
but I need them, and I need to not,
let them know so much that I need them,
because if I do, then I can't show them,
the error of their ways,
or if I follow too much,
I won't see the error of my ways,
Oh, who's right?
the cool ones are,
that's why they're cool

You suck.

look whose talking, person falling down in their avatar.

Dude, it's not him. It's a clip from a TV show. He could call you ambiguously gay, Anti-Semetic, ugly, and Kazechstani, and he'd only get 3 out of 4. Hey oh!

Lol.

I know I just find it odd that someone would pick such an overtly unflattering avatar.

No, it's a clip from House. Wilson finally takes revenge on House by cutting his cane so it brakes. It was actually a funny scene.

Hugh Laurie was freaking hilarious on SNL, but the only T.V. I try to watch are The Simpsons, Seinfeld, SNL, and sports

That's my favorite episode, it's also got Michelle Trachtenberg in it.

*Boyfriend of patient has to give a semen sample*
Boyfriend: How do I...
Dr. Cameron: Point and shoot.
Dr. Chase: And don't be thinking about Dr. Cameron or we'll know.
*Boy walks in, and 30 seconds later, Dr. Cameron checks her watch*
Dr. Cameron: It's too bad we don't need the semen sample from you or we'd be done by now ^ Classic.