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DontRunMeOver 06-12-2007 08:24 AM

Save The Badgers
 
This song is inspired by Bovine Tuberculosis and the badgers which might be sacrificed to the God of disorganised farmers.


Save the Badgers

Save the badgers
Save the badgers
Save the badgers
Save the badgers

They may be ferocious killing machines
Who spread the consumption
And go on rampages through villages when injured
But everybody knows that badgers are cool
And if you want to kill them
You must be uncool
Ergo
You are a twat

Save the badgers
Save the badgers
Save the badgers
Save the badgers

They're kind of like skunks on steroids
If the steroids have made the stench glands collapse
So not that much like skunks
Or maybe a bit like racoons
except racoons have opposable thumbs
Which allows them to open closed containers such a rubbish bins and doors
And to play computer games
So not that much like racoons

They're just badgers
Save the badgers
Save the badgers
Save the badgers

Yes I know you want to cull them to stop the spread of tuberculosis
But in Ireland they did a cull and the TB level is still so high and other studies have shown that culling can lead to increased TB prevelance in the surrounding area, so the cull is kind of hopeless

Save the badgers
Save the badgers
Save the badgers

IrishWhiskey 06-12-2007 08:36 PM

ruddy brilliant.


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