These Are Real Issues
 

Just keep showering
I'm going to use the toilet
Just keep showering
I'm going to use the toilet

A number one and a number two
I'll just be here a minute or two
So don't pull the shower curtain back
When I'm wiping my bum unless you want to see that

And when I
Flush
Flush
Flush
The water might get hot
Just hush
Hush
Hush your screaming
And turn the shower power off

There is only one way to say this. WHAT THE ****?

I'm just brave enough to discuss real issues and you can't handle it.

I must admit, I did laugh.

This reads like the lyrics to a really, really, really, really bad NOFX song. So, like "I Gotta Pee." Or something like that.