(paraplegicvoicesconcern) ode to anything but joy
 

I'm ambidextrous, still I cannot slap ass with both hands
you want to blow me? shame I cannot undo my pants
the straw is my saviour it bodes well as a spoon
it could double up as a sex toy due to no poon
although the latter's fallacy so I'll be honest with ya
YES YOU GUESSED IT I HAVE A NARROW URETHRA





/true story

Haha. Dude, that made me laugh.

In before Hank Hill ^^

NAO one appreciates the art I live for </3