Music Banter - Funny Song - "The Forbidden Hello"

This is a song by Josh Carlton, you can find him on Youtube. He's hilarious... check this out. If you wanna hear it, search "The Forbidden Hello" on Youtube.

The Forbidden Hello

Verse 1

I'm sitting all alone again
what felt so good didn't fit in the end
you said that you were nothing like the rest
but you're uptight like all of them / like all of them
I was ready to give you everything
you were nervous at least that's how it seemed
I know it's hard but there's no reason to be scared
just bend over and let me put it in there / let me put it in there
we both agreed that we should take it slow
and now we both know there's nowhere left to go
baby please don't cry it's gonna be okay
but this is all I want for my birthday

Chorus

and I know / it hurts to put in that hole
but if you let me then baby I swear
I'll never ask again to put it in there
but I know that that's the forbidden hello

Verse 2

all of this may seem wrong to some
but they obviously haven't seen your bum
I guess that you could say that I have an obsession
with sticking things inside your rectum / inside your rectum
I promise that I will make it fast
if you let me inside that ass girl I got nothing against making love
as long as you do it with your butt

(chorus)

Bridge

you say that we should think this through
but I can't get my mind off number two
I'm sure it's not that bad
just imagine taking the worst **** you've ever had
come on I'm begging please
drop down those shorts and spread those cheeks
come on it's not that big / aww who am I kidding?
Yes it is

(chorus)