I had no idea one had to release LPs in order to write music.

They don't. Nor do they have to be a musician in order to have a valid opinion about music.

True. But they do have to be a musician in order to have a valid reply to a thread that begins with the statement, "For all of you MB members who make music."

Stop arguing semantics. I was trying to touch on the ironic conotation of Il Duce insulting The Virgin.

i have already an album but it's (purposely) a pile of crap:-

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Purposely a pile of crap? You could call it "Inherent Obsolesence."

reverse engineered for Daniel Johnston's style of "extremely lo-fi madman dicking around"

and the punchline is those songs were written when I listened to nothing but hair metal all day

It's not semantics, it's the explicitly stated purpose of the thread.

The Virgin is entitled to his opinion of which comes first between a verse and a chorus, regardless of how many albums he has put out.

On a more pertinent note: Il Duce, why do you have to insult and argue with The Virgin in every single thread? You're just trolling and provoking.

if he had put his mind to every post he makes, i wouldn't be so pissed

but he doesn't