Rawest rap battles thread

Sparky · 06-04-2011, 12:02 AM

New rap battle thread

Who is audacious enough to challenge me!

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 06-04-2011, 12:25 AM

Let's go.

Sparky · 06-04-2011, 12:34 AM

*this does not reflect anything i actually think fyi

Quote:

Yo Conan,
whos in the conezone?
no-one
its you, alone
and a blog?
ill **** you up
like how mike vick did
to his dogs

You like chilling by your window
with a dildo
pleasuring yourself to bilbo
baggins
your ****ty wifi
you laggin

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dr_Rez · 06-04-2011, 12:45 AM

Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bbbbaaaam

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 06-04-2011, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matious

*this does not reflect anything i actually think fyi

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Alright now put your seat back.

Way, way back.

I'm gonna need dick-space so I can rape this rap.

I gotta fly trap from Venus / you gotta lite-bright penis
I'm gettin ass like Daisy / you gettin ass like Cletus

And yes
I do ***** to Bilbo and work up a good stiffy
Then I head down to the basement / spread it on your face like Jiffy

Conan doesn't battle / that's a two way street
I hit first and hit last / I could do it in my sleep
The first verse we just passed / but I've already brought the heat
Let's just leave it at that dog / you already been beat.

Sparky · 06-04-2011, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by conan

alright now put your seat back.

Way, way back.

I'm gonna need dick-space so i can rape this rap.

I gotta fly trap from venus / you gotta lite-bright penis
i'm gettin ass like daisy / you gettin ass like cletus

and yes
i do ***** to bilbo and work up a good stiffy
then i head down to the basement / spread it on your face like jiffy

conan doesn't battle / that's a two way street
i hit first and hit last / i could do it in my sleep
the first verse we just passed / but i've already brought the heat
let's just leave it at that dog / you already been beat.

im the mutha****ing meanest
-rip out cho' heart
yes i got a lite bright penis
you notice your mom's tongue
-glows in the dark?
she got cancer in the lung
gave that bitch 2nd hand smoke
-its no joke

conan your a ****ing barbarian
working at wendy's
im reading books, and ****ing the librarian
her name is wendy
she is actually pretty cool and we share a lot of interests

it is heating up in here

~~Dirty~~ · 06-04-2011, 01:53 AM

Audacious enough? Fuck it kid, I'll place you in cuffs
Tie you up, make you watch your moms take it rough
By the collar, grab her then I give her the shocker
I'm a monster, play with my wand like Harry Potter

Hey yo Conan, you phony you don't bring the heat, you're frozen
Dirty Curt will battle, leavin bodies decomposin
Hit first? Matious sucks but your shits worse
Your gayer than an emo with dyed hair wearin converse

Shits real

Sparky · 06-04-2011, 02:24 AM

okay okay

Hey Dirty Curt, you big flirt

thanks for visting momma
Did she let you know whats going on with her vagina?
Its full of puss and crabs, cheesy like lasagna
just thought i'd remind ya'

Dirty you act all ghetto and try to flaunt it
but i bet if you ever saw ghostface you'd be haunted
Weren't you the dude from "malibu's most wanted"?
you generic ass wigga
you need a father figure

snapped too hard that time

~~Dirty~~ · 06-04-2011, 02:34 AM

I didn't fuck her pussy, i avoided the twat
Got scared when I smelled it, stuck it in the second slot
Head down, the ass was up so Dirty had to go to town
I shoulda thought it over, cause now Dirty's dick is brown

Malibus most wanted? My attitude's stay blunted
Your my first battle victim, wont stop til I'm in the hundreds
I sense ya think your clever but your rhymes aint slick
Bitch, I'm impressed you reach the keyboard from on top of Lil B's dick

Sparky · 06-04-2011, 02:55 AM

Your as blunted as ronald reagen
Your parents say they love you, but they faking
In your heart it leaves you aching
I'm steady making
multi-billion contracts
When it comes to verbal combat
I'm a hammer head shark and your a slimy swamp rat

Go ahead, don't dick ride based god
me and him gay honeymoon in cape cod
your still working a pathetic day job
imma get my goons from the mob
leave you looking worse then my k/d ratio in C.O.D.

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~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Audacious enough? Fuck it kid, I'll place you in cuffs Tie you up, make you watch your moms take it rough By the collar, grab her then I give her the shocker I'm a monster, play with my wand like Harry Potter Hey yo Conan, you phony you don't bring the heat, you're frozen Dirty Curt will battle, leavin bodies decomposin Hit first? Matious sucks but your shits worse Your gayer than an emo with dyed hair wearin converse Shits real

06-04-2011, 02:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	okay okay Hey Dirty Curt, you big flirt thanks for visting momma Did she let you know whats going on with her vagina? Its full of puss and crabs, cheesy like lasagna just thought i'd remind ya' Dirty you act all ghetto and try to flaunt it but i bet if you ever saw ghostface you'd be haunted Weren't you the dude from "malibu's most wanted"? you generic ass wigga you need a father figure snapped too hard that time

06-04-2011, 02:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	I didn't fuck her pussy, i avoided the twat Got scared when I smelled it, stuck it in the second slot Head down, the ass was up so Dirty had to go to town I shoulda thought it over, cause now Dirty's dick is brown Malibus most wanted? My attitude's stay blunted Your my first battle victim, wont stop til I'm in the hundreds I sense ya think your clever but your rhymes aint slick Bitch, I'm impressed you reach the keyboard from on top of Lil B's dick

06-04-2011, 02:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
Sparky not really Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,223	Your as blunted as ronald reagen Your parents say they love you, but they faking In your heart it leaves you aching I'm steady making multi-billion contracts When it comes to verbal combat I'm a hammer head shark and your a slimy swamp rat Go ahead, don't dick ride based god me and him gay honeymoon in cape cod your still working a pathetic day job imma get my goons from the mob leave you looking worse then my k/d ratio in C.O.D.