probably the worst song ever written
 

what can i say, i like food





I love to eat food
It’s the only thing that I persue
I love you baby, but I got to tell the truth
I love food more than you.

I like Mexican and Asian food
In fact anything from Europe will do
From Wendy’s and McDonalds to the Cordon Bleu -CHORUS
I like to eat food, thats the truth

A fork and a knife is all for me
A plate and a napkin is all I need
Cook it up right, make sure it don’t bleed
I like food baby, don’t you see

You are so smart and well read
But I’ll eat anything that is dead
You prefer soups, salads, and bread
But I’m content when I’m well fed

Who does that?

This is why americans are so obese.

yup...sad thing it is.

i am not obese, i just like to eat. i aint even fat, im skinny.

I LIKE it !!!!!!!!!!!!

dammit now im hungry

Oh most radical.

Im american...but Im not fat *holds fist at Mcdonalds* BRING IT ON!

that guy with that thing was cool.

^ huh

with the cheeseburger movie, that movie had some kickass songs

OMG i took a personality test and look what it said

messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture

that song needs some work
it terrible man, must consider doing a collabo with Bizaare of D-12 or Afro Man

well its better than. I'll sing you a song it aint very long its all about a big murder an old bull dog jumped a bullfrog and the story dont go no further. And remember you eat to live not live to eat

well it has potential. You need to realise that rhyming (especially monosylabic words like you did here) can trivialize a song immensly, and with an already trivial subject matter, you don't want that.

Raindogs Recommendation: Take the rhymes out and make this a 12 bar blues song. Try to detail that hard decision between choosing food or a woman. Or make him long for food when he's with the woman. Then my fiend, you have a song.

Are you refering to Super Size Me? Yeah it was a good movie the director ,Morgan Spurlock, was a show on FX called 30 days which is just as good as the movie only about more things and in bite size hour long portions.

Also your song is nice sounds like it'd make a nice comedy song.

I bet you are fat. All fat people are in denial..are you a closet fatty? The song was good like..I've written a similar number myself about getting wasted

it's coll

Oh god....
 

That was HORRRIBLE. But somehow it was still good. It's like a bad movie, so bad its funny. Except in the form of a song. Kinda like weird Al songs. Keep em coming.