What it be ****ty if we all spammed it with terrible reviews?

I know leaving a review musing about his latent homosexuality would be super obvious and cliche but how much would it piss him off?

I think it would be better if we spammed it with only glowing five star reviews so that if anybody actually buys it they'll be incredibly disappointed and might take to review pages and social media for some organic ****talking that could define the book's reputation.

As long as nothing is tied back to me all is fair.

That probably won't happen though so we don't want the only reviews he's likely to get to make him happy.

But make the reviews sarcastic and passive aggressive.

Like, "I really love the way he uses 'fallacy' to mean something that it's never meant before. Where most would use the word 'lie' he reaches where most wouldn't dare and doesn't let dictionaries dictate his vocabulary."

Whenever this thread gets bumped I think of Dayvan Cowboy.

At first glance the thread title looks like one of the reported posts threads that we get in the mod cave and I'm like oh great what happened this time.

Jesus ****

A dad that writes ****ty, self indulgent poetry

It's like Chula and Elph did the fusion dance

Chula's definitely Goku and elph is definitely Vegeta.