Axl looked at Wild Water's shows they had done and he realized that Wild Water was actually the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. Cake Cream sounded much better than Guns N'Roses, so they definitely weren't the New Guns N'Roses. Wild Water definitely did sound like Guns N'Roses, and even had the reckless attitude Guns N'Roses had when they were younger. Cake Cream was as good as gold. Cake Cream were nice boys. Also, Mike, the Singer of Cake Cream really didn't sound all that like Axl, he had his own signature style, and but was definitely not the "Front and center," Front Man that Axl was for Guns N'Roses. Jimmy and James, the Guitarists, had more stage presence than Mike did.



But with Wild Water, Sam,the Singer had the in your face, reckless, front man that Young Axl had in the 80's. Wild Water all had that reckless in your face vibe.



Axl was torn. Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream. What should he do? He'd look like a douchebag dropping Cake Cream for Wild Water. And like a backstabber.



Axl had a great idea. Maybe he could call Older Axl to be Wild Water's Manager and he could remain Cake Cream's Manager.



Axl called Older Axl and said," Axl, I/we made a huge mistake. Cake Cream is not the new Guns N'Roses. It's Wild Water."



Older Axl said,"I also think that Wild Water sounds much more like us than Cake Cream des and Wild Water has the attitude which Cake Cream doesn't have."



Axl was like,"Good, we're on the same page that Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, and Cake Cream is not."



Older Axl responded,"So, what do you want to do? Leave Cake Cream for Wild Water?" That will make you look really bad."



Axl responded,"I know. Would you like to be Wild Water's Manager and I remain Cake Cream's Manager?"



Older Axl replied with a sigh,"Axl, you're asking a lot out of me. First, I watched Cake Cream for you, then I let James live with me for a couple of days, and now you're asking me to be Wild Water's Manager."



Axl responded, "Okay, fine, let the actual New Guns N'Roses go fall by the wayside before they even really get started." Axl said, sneakily.*



Older Axl responded with a sigh,"Okay, fine, I agree to be Wild Water's Manager."



Axl smiled and thanked him.



Older Axl welcomed him.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.




Older Axl called Slash and asked him if he thought that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses.



Slash responded, "Yep, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses."



Older Axl said,"How do you feel about me managing Wild Water?"



Slash responded, "Uh, Wild Water is wild as hell. They're reckless!"



Older Axl responded wryly,"So were we when we were in our 20's. "



Slash responded,"But we weren't THAT reckless and wild!"



Older Axl to responded,"Good point, but maybe we can put Wild Water under our wings and get them to rein in their very reckless and wild nature while getting them to become huge successful Superstars like Cake Cream is. "



Slash responded,"You have good points "



Older Axl smiled and thanked him. Slash agreed that Older Axl should become Wild Water's Manager.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Older Axl went down to the local jail cell and decided to bail out Wild Water. He went to visit Wild Water in jail. He took paper and pen with him.



He told the Guard he wanted to pay Wild Water's bail. The Guard looked at him curiously.



Older Axl responded,"I'm W. Axl Rose and I definitely can afford and want to pay Wild Water's bail.



The Guard said,"You sure? Wild Water is very wild."



Older Axl responded, "I'm sure."



The Guard said,"Okay." Older Axl paid Wild Water's bail, and Older Axl was allowed to go to their jail cell. He went to their jail cell and chatted with them.



He told them that he wanted to be their Manager and they were like,"Oh my God, you're W. Axl Rose!" They were starstruck.



Older Axl smiled and told them they were the New Guns N'Roses and if they signed Contracts and let him be their Manager, he could make them very successful.



They agreed. He drew up some Contracts that stated he was their Manager and they agreed to stop being so wild and reckless, i.e, stop attacking Police and assaulting People in general. They nodded. A passing Guard was asked by Older Axl if he could be a Witness and he agreed. Wild Water read, understood, and all signed. Older Axl agreed and the Guard signed as Witness. Wild Water was soon released. Wild Water and W(Older Axl) decided to go to Claven Records and see if Claven Records wanted to sign Wild Water.



Claven Records was hesitant, but W claimed that Wild Water was the New Guns N'Roses."



Claven Records said,"We thought it was general knowledge that Cake Cream is the New Guns N'Roses."



W shook his head and said,"No, Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses, not Cake Cream."



Claven Records were like,"But Wild Water is wild and reckless!"



Wild Water and W promised that Wild Water agreed to scale back their wild and reckless nature a lot.



Claven Records tentatively agreed to sign Wild Water up. W, Wild Water, read, understood, and signed the Contracts. Wild Water was officially signed to Claven Records! Claven Records, W, and Wild Water all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and W and Wild Water left.

W called Axl and said,"The deal is done. Wild Water is now signed to Claven Records and I am their Manager."



Axl responded with a smile,"That's wonderful news!"



W smiled and said,"Thank you."



Axl welcomed him.



W then thought of the fact that he would be very busy doing Guns N'Roses Show and being Wild Water's Manager.



Axl said,"You were lead singer of AC/DC and Guns N'Roses the very same year in 2016. You can do this."



W responded,"I'm not so sure. " He had doubts.



Axl thought of something off the top of his head. Axl said,"Why not combine Guns N'Roses and Wild Water? Wild Water is the New Guns Roses, so why not just bring Wild Water into the Guns N'Roses Family? Why not try something like,"Wild Guns?"



W responded,"That's not too bad of an idea."



Axl thanked him and was welcomed.



W said," Axl, you really do have great ideas."



Axl responded with a playful laugh,"Stop flattering yourself. But, thank you."



W responded back with a laugh. W responded,"I'm really glad you showed up in 2022."



Axl responded,"I'm glad I showed up in 2022 too."



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Axl admitted to Cake Cream that there were new Claven Records Brothers who were around their ages .



Cake Cream said,"Who are our new Claven Records Brothers?



Axl said,"Let's just say, Amy, my Sister loves Wet And Wild makeup."



Cake Cream were like,"Wet And Wild makeup? Are Wild Water our new Claven Records Brothers?"



Axl said,"Yes."



Cake Cream asked,"Who is Wild Water's Manager?"



Axl responded someone who is like my Older Brother. Though, actually, he'd be more like my Father than my Older Brother."



Cake Cream asked,"Is Older Axl Wild Water's Manager?"



Axl responded,"Yes."



Cake Cream were like,"Why would Older Axl want to Manage Wild Water? They're wild and reckless!"



Axl responded," They can have their wild recklessness reined in by Older Axl and the rest of Guns N'Roses. It'll be fun to have 6 new Brothers.



Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to accept the fact that Wild Water were now their Musical Brothers.



Axl smiled.



Meanwhile, Older Axl booked Wild Water for the next Guns N'Roses Show that night.

W called Cake Cream and Axl and invited them to go to the Wild Guns Show.

Axl and Cake Cream were delighted to go. W got them 6 Free Wild Guns tickets. Axl and Cake Cream got ready for Wild Guns. They chilled and then got ready for the show. They wear wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.

They went to the Venue and W gave them their tickets, they were excited and he had made all of Wild Guns wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests.

Wild Guns practiced and they sounded good. It was time for the Show. Cake Cream and Axl sat in the front row. Wild Guns performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and they were really good. Wild Water sounded really aggressive and passionate and Guns N'Roses was calm and chill. The perfect balance. Fans of both Wild Water and Guns N'Roses were delighted to see them perform as one Supergroup..

Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed the Show too. The Final Sendoff happened to wild(no pun intended, cheering and then the Show was over.

After the Show, Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl all went to dinner and had a great dinner. Axl did a toast to the New Claven Family Members and was toasted back. Axl couldn't believe in a good way that Wild Water was now part of Guns N'Roses. Funny how life turned out. Fans asked everybody for Selfies and Autographs and everybody obliged. The Fans were happy and thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans went back to their own tables.

After eating, Cake Cream and Axl went home.

Already the Wild Guns Show was going viral. Fans were like, That Wild Guns Show was great. We now have two new bands we can jam too, Wild Guns and Cake Cream. "

Cake Cream and Axl blushed happily.

Other Fans were like,"Axl Rose is managing Cake Cream and W. Axl Rose is managing Wild Water. Life is sweet."



Axl and Cake Cream got ready for bed and went to sleep.

The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up and on Social Media, there were posts mentioning that Cake Cream didn't have aggressive and reckless edges like Wild Water had. They mentioned that it would be nice to see Cake Cream be more aggressive and reckless.

Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.

Axl said, "You guys shouldn't go be aggressive and reckless. You guys are good as gold nice boys. Your talent is your gimmick.

Cake Cream mentioned mockingly"Nice boys don't play rock and roll. I'm not a nice boy and I never will be,"From Guns N'Roses Nice Boys song.

Axl said wryly, Guns N'Roses wrote Nice Boys in 1988 when being reckless and aggressive were much more accepted than 2022."

Cake Cream were like,"You have good points," Axl. Axl smiled.

On Social Media, there were posts saying stuff like, " Cake Cream isn't the New Guns N'Roses, they sound really good, but I don't know what they are. Wild Water is actually the New Guns N'Roses."

Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.

Axl took a deep breath and told Cake Cream,"It's true. You aren't the New Guns N'Roses. You guys sound better than Guns N'Roses."


Cake Cream smiled.

Jimmy asked, "Who do you prefer out of us and Guns N'Roses? We promise we won't tell anyone else. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy.

You guys promise to just keep it between us? Axl asked tentatively.

Each and every Cake Cream Member promised.

Axl said," I love both Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream. They're both good Bands. But I feel closer to Cake Cream than Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is solely MY Band, and I don't share Cake Cream with 4 other People. I love Managing Cake Cream and being part of Cake Cream. Technically, I am no longer part of Guns N'Roses but I am actively part of Cake Cream. It doesn't hurt that I am dating a Cake Cream Member, but never dated a Guns N'Roses Member. He and Billy blushed happily at each other.

All of Cake Cream smiled. Axl felt good telling Cake Cream his feelings.

They got ready for bed and went to sleep. When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day.



Cake Cream and Axl were able to chill, no Cake Cream Show today.



They watched a South Park episode where Cartman was singing a song in front of a large audience at a Concert. He was singing off key, so he got booed and said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And stormed off the stage angrily.



Axl said,"I would have said,"Screw you guys, I'm going home!" And left in Cartman's position too. Getting booed is no fun."



Cake Cream giggled.



Axl was like,"What's so funny?"



They showed him the infamous Riverport Concert Riot clip where he stopped the concert and dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and then angrily left early.



Axl said incredulously, "I dove in headfirst off the stage and into the crowd and smacked someone in the head and angrily left early? I must have been on some dumb shait to do that."



"Actually, you were sober in this era," Jimmy said. Cake Cream backed up Jimmy.



"I was sober and did that?" Axl responded.



Cake Cream responded,"Remember this was around the time you went crazy in the early 90's."



Axl nodded and was like,"Man if I did that now, I'd probably be kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that!"



Cake Cream wasn't sure if Axl would have been kicked out of Guns N'Roses for that in 2022.



Axl did some research on the infamous Riverport Concert Riot and wondered how he in the near future ended up being arrested for starting a Riot when he didn't expect a Riot.



Axl said,"If anything, I should have been arrested for assault for smacking the guy in the head, not starting a Riot."



Cake Cream were like,"You have valid points, but this was a long time ago. Luckily, this is water under the bridge in 2022."



Axl smiled. Cake Cream smiled back. They chatted a little more about the infamous Riverport Concert Riot.



They all had a good day, just chilling.



The next day, it was Billy's 27th birthday. Cake Cream and Axl decided to just throw him a private birthday party, just them 6. They ordered birthday cake, ice cream, cookies, chips, soda from Instacart and ordered no contact pizza. The food and soda arrived.



They set up the party and Billy was delighted his 4 Brothers and Boyfriend threw him a party, for just them 6. Axl said,"Happy birthday, Baby," and Billy blushed happily. Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike were like,"Happy birthday, Billy. Billy smiled even more happily. The party was fun and Cake Cream and Axl enjoyed Billy's private birthday party. They got to chill today too. They had a fun day.

They got ready for bed and went to sleep.



The next day, there were still no Cake Cream Shows. Wild Guns however had a Show today.



Cake Cream and Axl were getting a little suspicious. Were they becoming irrelevant with the "birth of the "New brothers," Wild Water?



Axl and Cake Cream decided to go to Claven Records. They got ready and went to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



At Claven Records, they straight up asked Timothy if they were becoming irrelevant.



Timothy gave them an uncomfortable look. Cake Cream and Axl knew bad news was coming.



They were like," Just tell us the truth, Timothy. We're adults and can handle it."



Timothy took a deep breath and said,"It's just that Cake Cream was being hailed as the new Guns N'Roses, when you guys aren't. Wild Water actually is the New Guns N'Roses. So now that the TRUE New Guns N'Roses, Wild Water are now in the spotlight, you guys are kind of by the wayside obscurity has beens now. Wild Guns is huge right now."



Cake Cream and Axl were like,"Ouch. This can't be good.



Timothy was like,"A lot of Music Fans are fickle. Sorry about this."



Cake Cream and Axl thanked him for telling them the truth and giving them sympathy. They all had weird looking smiles. They all wanted to cry but wanted to look strong. Timothy welcomed them.



They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went home.



Cake Cream and Axl couldn't believe that they were irrelevant has beens all ready. They JUST became hugely successful.

They wallowed in their misery for that day, just hanging out and commiserating. Axl wondered internally if he should dump Cake Cream and go join the wildly successful Wild Guns. His conscience told him not to do it, not to betray Cake Cream for Wild Guns. He was torn.



Axl was fighting back resentment. Cake Cream was now considered irrelevant has beens and Wild Water/Wild Guns were really successful. He knew that it would be a really big douchebag move to dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns, but Cake Cream were irrelevant has beens now. What Manager would want to be Manager of an irrelevant has beens Band? His heart was saying,"Stay with Cake Cream. Don't dump them for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Cake Cream is a good band and is YOUR band. "His brain was saying,"Dump Cake Cream for Wild Water/Wild Guns. Wild Water is the New Guns N'Roses. Cake Cream is not. Go where the huge success is."



Once again, he was torn. He felt conflicted.

Cake Cream went up to Axl and each and every one of them all said,"We love you, Axl. And you love us. We're a good Family.* Please don't leave us."


Axl had temporarily forgotten about the telepathic relationship all 6 of them had. They must have been reading his mind and been reading his inner conflict about whether or not he should dump them for the currently wildly successful Wild Guns Supergroup. Them telling him that broke him in the good way to listen to his heart and stay with Cake Cream. He had 4 Brothers and a Boyfriend who all loved him and who he loved too.



He answered with a smile,"I love all of you guys too. I'm not leaving you guys."



Cake Cream all smiled. Axl knew he made the right decision by deciding to stick with Cake Cream and not dump them for the currently wildly successful Wild Guns Supergroup. Cake Cream was his family. So what if Cake Cream were considered irrelevant has beens now? They were a good as gold group.



They decided to go to the mall and hang out. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Cake Cream hecklers asked Axl how it felt to be the Manager of Cake Cream, who was now an irrelevant has been Band.



Axl responded, "I love being Cake Cream's Manager. They are as good as gold. In fact, they're so good, they're even better than gold. They're Bronze, which is even better than gold!



Cake Cream had to lovingly shake their heads at Axl thinking that Bronze was better than gold. Bronze was worse than gold.They understood what he was trying to say however. Cake Cream was all smiling.



The hecklers were filming this and laughed. It really was funny, Axl thinking Bronze was better than gold. The hecklers soon left.



Cake Cream told Axl in private, "Bronze is WORSE than gold, not better."



Axl realized his mistake and blushed.



Cake Cream thanked him for standing up for them even though he got the precious metals mixed up.



He welcomed them. They had fun chilling at the mall.

After the mall, they went back home and already Axl's "Bronze is even better than gold," impromptu interview was going viral on YouTube.



Axl and Cake Cream blushed. Fans of Cake Cream and Axl were like,"LMAO! We should make this a hashtag and a meme. #"Bronzeisbetterthangold#"-Axl Rose.



Soon there were a lot of Memes being posted on Social Media comparing gold and bronze and saying stuff like, "That awkward moment when bronze is better than gold."



On SNL, the opening Montage said,"I am a World Class Olympian Runner and they had the audacity to give me the GOLD medal! How DARE they? How insulting! I wanted the damn BRONZE medal! The Bronze medal* is better than the Gold medal, don't you know? "The Audience cheered wildly and laughed heartily.



Cake Cream and Axl laughed at how viral Axl's "Bronze is better than gold," thing is.

They chilled more and then went to bed.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They were able to chill again since there wasn't any Cake Cream Shows for today.



On the News, there were even multiple segments about the bronze is better than gold thing. There were even jewelry experts that pointed out that Axl's quote actually didn't seem all that off. These jewelry experts pointed out that bronze was a very hard metal, whereas gold was a very soft medal. Meaning bronze is stronger physically than gold. News Anchors were pleasantly surprised.

Axl was beginning to hatch a plan. Maybe he could make Cake Cream's third album and call it Bronze Cake, and have a huge picture of a bronze cake. Why not strike while the iron was still hot on this one?

He told Cake Cream his plan and they thought it was just the perfect title for their third album. They agreed to record Bronze Cake.



He wrote 10 more songs and Mike sang the songs, Andy played Keyboard, Jimmy played Bass Guitar, James played Lead Guitar, and Billy played the Drums. It sounded good. Since today was Sunday, they'd have to wait until Monday to give this to Claven Records. They chilled for the rest of the day.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready to go to Claven Records. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and left to go to Claven Records.



At Claven Records, they gave Timothy Bronze Cake, he listened to it and loved it. He offered them 50 million each, plus Royalties to sell Bronze Cake to Claven Records. He drew up some Contracts for them. They all read, understood, agreed, and signed. They sold Bronze Cake to Claven Records. Timothy smiled and Zelled them 50 Million each. They each thanked Timothy and vice versa and were welcomed and vice versa. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and Cake Cream and Axl went back home.



Already, Bronze Cake hit number one on Itunes. Fans loved it! Were Cake Cream and Axl back on top? Was this officially their Comeback Album?



On top of this, in a good way, bronze, the metal was now in a frenzy. Bronze was now trending on Google and in the top three searches on Google. People were clamoring to buy bronze now. Bronze stock went up a LOT. It was a VERY hot commodity now. Axl couldn't believe his,"Bronze is better than gold," quip was the catalyst for all of this.



Cake Cream and Axl smiled. They chilled for the rest of the day.

Bronze Cake was a huge success. Cake Cream and Axl got bookings for shows again. They had a booking for the James L Knight Center again to perform Bronze Cake on Wednesday. They were excited. They practiced and chilled for those two days. Wild Guns didn't have any shows booked for Wednesday, so Cake Cream and Axl gave Wild Guns free tickets to see Cake Cream perform Bronze Cake at the James L Knight Center. Wild Guns were excited. Wild Guns, Cake Cream, and Axl were all wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



Cake Cream performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and Fans cheered wildly. Wild Guns was cheering wildly too. Cake Cream was really good and Fans were happy to see them performing again. The final sendoff happened to more wild cheering and then the Show was over. Wild Guns, Cake Cream and Axl went to dinner again, just having a good time together again. They all paid and left.



Cake Cream and Axl went home and got ready for bed and slept.



When they awoke, they ate and got ready for the day. Already Bronze Cake performance was going viral. Fans were like,"Cake Cream and Axl are BACK after their irrelevancy!"



Some responses were like,"They were only irrelevant for a couple of days. LMAO! That's really not a long time away at all."



Claven Records called Cake Cream and Axl and congratulated them on how good Bronze Cake Show was. They all thanked them and were welcomed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



They watched MTV and there was a Segment on Cake Cream. Of course Cake Cream and Axl were interested.



A Music Critic said, "Cake Cream doesn't really sound like any other Band that exists right now. Cake Cream definitely has their own signature sound. In fact, I'd say that Cake Cream is a brand new sound. That's why they sound so unique and good. No one sounds like them. They're definitely innovative. They're a first Generation sound.



Cake Cream and Axl looked at each other happily. Did Cake Cream create a brand new sound? Axl knew that Cake Cream sounded better than Guns N'Roses, but them having their own sound is actually a pretty big deal. Soon that segment went viral.



Fans were like,"The Music Critic is right. Cake Cream is their own signature sound. Soon Guinness World Records were mentioning possibly adding Cake Cream as ,"Original Sound," which is once again a pretty big deal. The Guinness World Records were already considering putting Cake Cream in GWR for ,"Most Grammys won in a single night by a New Band," for their 6 Grammy win. Although the 5 Grammys were given back, they still won 6 Grammys that night. They were also considering putting them in the GWR for the fact that they had their Debut(All The Sweet Filling), their Sophomore Album(Tasty Cake Reloaded), and their Junior Album(Bronze Cake) the same year, something that was practically unheard of. They were also considering putting them in GWR for Wealthiest Music Band for earning roughly 2 billion in a single year.



Cake Cream and Axl were happy. Cake Cream was definitely a Dark Horse in the music world. They went from VERY unknown earlier this year, to being wildly successful and very wealthy.

Cake Cream had won 500 Million each from the Brandon Records thing and they were worth 2.5 Billion at the time just from that. They each gave Axl 100 Million for being such a good Friend and Manager to them, so they were still worth 2 billion just from the Brandon Records thing. Before the Brandon Records thing, Cake Cream were worth about 100 Million each, or 500 Million combined. With Bronze Cake, each Cake Cream Member got at least 50 million each. So they, combined still were worth at least 2.5 Billion. Wow! They were the wealthiest Music Band in the World in only their 20's!



Guinness World Records put Cake Cream as the Wealthiest Music Band in the world. They even surpassed The Beatles, who are worth about 2.2 Billion.



Cake Cream and Axl were excited! Cake Cream were now officially in the Guinness World Records! WOW! Funny how life turned out. Cake Cream once again, went from being kind of unknown earlier this year to being really successful and very wealthy, and are now a part of History as a part of Guinness World Records.



Cake Cream were wondering if they should start charging more for Cake Cream tickets now that they were the Wealthiest Band in the world. They wondered if they should charge $500 a ticket now.



Axl shook his head. Remember, we made a promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream tickets. We PROMISED that we would ALWAYS charge $25 a ticket. We have to honor our PROMISE.



Cake Cream reluctantly agreed to keep their promise to NEVER raise Cake Cream ticket prices. Axl smiled. In an interesting thing, on Social Media, there were lots of Cakers who mentioned how grateful they were that a Cake Cream ticket was only $25 and would be only $25 for good. They mentioned they loved how cheap it was, especially with inflation.



Axl gave Cake Cream meaningful looks.



Cake Cream were like," Okay, Axl, you're right.

John Wilson was incarcerated in another State, Axl's Band, Cake Cream, were the Wealthiest Music Band in the world, they were wildly successful, he himself was worth about 700 Million. He had these 4 Cake Cream Brothers and a Cake Boyfriend who loved him dearly and vice versa. Axl was glad he decided to stay with Cake Cream and vice versa. Life was good. Axl smiled again.

Axl said to Cake Cream,"It's so good that we have a combined net worth of at least 3 Billion. "He smiled. Cake Cream smiled back at him.



They watched the News and....Brian Washington claimed he was suing Cake Cream for 50 Million each for not stopping Axl from punching him in his face and breaking his Camera.



Cake Cream and Axl were incredulous.



Cake Cream were like,"Brian Washington is trying to sue us AGAIN?



Axl shook his head. "He can't sue you guys. He signed a legally binding Contract that states he is NEVER allowed to ask you guys for money after getting the $200,000. I can't believe he's trying to sue you guys again.



Brian Washington gave a rakish, nasty smile and showed the News his copy of the Contract.



Axl had signed his name as Axl Rose on the Contract and not W. Axl Rose, his full legal name. Oops. Technical Loophole. Brian could sue Cake Cream for 50 Million.



Cake Cream were like,"Uh, there's no way that Brian Washington could sue us, right? Axl gave them chagrined looks.



"Yes, he could sue you guys. I didn't sign my full legal name. Cake Cream were worried.



Axl said,"This is my fault, I'll take care of it"



Cake Cream trusted him, tentatively.



Axl sent each of them 50 Million each from his own Bank Account for them to pay Brian Washington.



Brian Washington said he was suing them in two days. Cake Cream were grateful that Axl rectified his mistake by giving them 50 Million each in order to pay off Brian Washington.



Axl and Cake Cream hatched a plan together. They did a Cake Cream show the next day and were really good. Fans cheered wildly.



On the Court Date, Axl and Cake Cream showed up early. They didn't even need Lawyers for this. Cake Cream would just pay Brian Washington the 50 Million each.



Soon, Brian Washington showed up with a Lawyer. The Court was in Session soon.



Brian gave Cake Cream and Axl cool smirks and was like,"Nice to see you guys," Cake Cream and Axl gave mocking sneers back.



Brian's Lawyer said that Brian was entitled to the 50 Million each from Cake Cream because Axl didn't sign his full legal name.



Axl had drawn up a Contract that said,"I, Brian Dean Washington promise to NEVER sue or ask James Mitchell Dobson, William Anderson Parks, Andrew Tyson McCall, James Patrick King, Michael Alexander Thompson, no one in Guns N'Roses, W. Axl Rose, Axl Rose, for money after getting 50 Million each. Axl showed Brian Washington the Contract and Brian read, understood, agreed and signed, being excited over the very near prospect of being $250 Million richer. Cake Cream also signed all of their full names. The Judge allowed Axl to sign his legal name, W. Axl Rose as Witness even though he drew up the Contract. Cake Cream all Zelled Brian $ 50 Million each. Brian was happy to be $250 Million richer. Brian paid his Lawyer. The Court was adjourned shortly. Cake Cream and Axl went home.

Cake Cream and Axl chilled until the next day.

The next day, Axl called both Izzy and Steven and told them to wear motorcycle helmets and bulletproof vests. They agreed. Axl told them both he couldn't wait to see them at tonight's Wild Guns Show. They told him they couldn't wait to see him too. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

W got Cake Cream and Axl more Wild Guns tickets and they got ready for the Wild Guns Show. They went.

At the Venue, Steven and Izzy were there and Wild Guns were there too.

W looked at Steven and Izzy in shock.

"What the hell are you guys doing here?" W asked confused.

Axl hadn't told W that he was planning on having Izzy and Steven come to see Wild Guns. W was completely blindsided.

Cake Cream scolded Axl for not telling W that he planned on Steven and Izzy showing up at Wild Guns.

Even W was like,"Axl, you should have told me that you were planning on Izzy and Steven show up tonight. Izzy and Steven blushed.

Axl said,"Okay, I should have told you, but the fact that Steven and Izzy actually showed up shows they are willing to bury the hatchet. " Steven and Izzy admitted they wanted to bury the hatchet.

W was like,"Okay, Steven and Izzy can stay. I want the hatchet buried too." He smiled.

Steven and Izzy smiled happily.

Soon, Sam, Patrick, Dean, Matthew, Kenny, Thomas(Wild Water) and Slash, Melissa, Frank, Richard, Dizzy, and Duff(Guns N'Roses) showed up to the Venue. They were surprised to see Steven and Izzy there. The situation was explained and Axl got more scolding for not telling the rest of Guns N'Roses and Wild Water that Steven and Izzy were coming, but it was quickly forgiven.

Steven and Izzy were welcomed warmly by all of Guns N'Roses, Wild Water, Axl and Cake Cream. They humbly accepted. Steven, Izzy, Wild Water, Guns N'Roses practiced and sounded good.

It was soon time for the show.

The Wild Guns Show started behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and sounded good.

Izzy and Steven came wearing their motorcycle helmets and Audience Members wondered who the two new Members were. W said,"Here are a couple of old Friends who decided to come back to us!" Steven and Izzy removed their motorcycle helmets briefly and smiled. The audience cheered wildly, happy to see Steven and Izzy back in Guns N'Roses and with Wild Guns. Steven and Izzy put back their motorcycle helmets and played with Wild Guns. They all sounded good. The Audience cheered wildly more. W asked Izzy and Steven if they wanted to be part of Wild Water and Wild Guns were all okay with this idea. Izzy and Steven blushed and agreed. Wild Guns were all happy.

Cake Cream and Axl were glad that Izzy and Steven were now part of Wild Guns.

The Wild Guns and Steven and Izzy show continued and was really good and the final sendoff happened to wild cheering. The show was soon over.

After the Show, Axl was thanked for asking Steven and Izzy to show up at Wild Guns Show tonight. Axl shyly blushed and Cake Cream were happy. So were Steven, Izzy, and all of Wild Guns.

After the Show, they went to Olive Garden to celebrate Izzy and Steven being in Guns N'Roses/Wild Water.

They ordered pasta and chicken dishes, and the unlimited soup, salad and bread sticks and champagne and black tie cheesecake.

W and Axl both looked at Steven and Izzy deeply and both mentioned how happy Steven and Izzy were in Guns N'Roses again. Steven and Izzy were glad they were both back in Guns N'Roses. All of Cake Cream, Wild Water, the rest of Guns N'Roses were happy too. All 21 people were happy. They had a nice dinner. They paid and left.

Cake Cream and Axl went home. They got ready for bed and went to sleep.

They woke up the next morning and ate and got ready for the day. They watched TV and watched Court TV. They were airing the first Axl Rose verses Brian Washington Court Hearing.

Cake Cream and Axl watched Axl's panicked face when Brian's Lawyer mentioned that Cake Cream released The New Song during Axl's time as a Fugitive. They also watched Axl panic when Brian's Lawyer planned to put Cake Cream on the stand to question if they hid Axl during any of his time as a Fugitive.

Cake Cream and Axl knew on Social Media Axl's panicking would be questioned.

And they were right. On Social Media, there were questioning of Axl's panicking during those moments.

Axl responded, "I was on the run for only a couple of days. I panicked because I had briefly mixed up the days in my head and I then remembered that I definitely wasn't with Cake Cream during my time as a Fugitive. I was living on the streets alone until the day I turned myself in. Cake Cream backed up Axl.

Posters on Social Media questioned how Axl could mix up the days.

Axl responded,"It kind of felt like Agent J from Men In Black used the "Forget what happened," Lazer Pen on me.

Posters responded,"Do you mean the Neuralyzer?"

Axl responded,"Yes."

Fans were skeptical, but decided to let this drop.

Cake Cream and Axl were relieved. Axl had lied under Oath when he claimed that Cake Cream didn't hide him during his time as a Fugitive and that he was living alone during his time as a Fugitive. That was Perjury and was legally punishable. Also, Cake Cream could be legally punished for hiding Axl during his time as a Fugitive. Axl didn't want Cake Cream to be in trouble, so he protected them by claiming he was living alone during his time as a Fugitive and Cake Cream didn't hide him. They had all decided to keep this their little secret.

Cake Cream were so grateful to have Axl as their Friend and Manager. Andy felt knots of guilt about attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000. He was grateful that Axl forgave him. He knew other People in Axl's position would have permanently ended their Friendship over that. Andy guiltily smiled at Axl.

Axl questioned why Andy was smiling at him like that and Andy admitted he still felt guilty over attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000.

Axl said," I know you feel guilty. What you did was in the past and you promised me you'd never attempt to sell me out or anyone else again. It was an impulsive decision that you feel awful about I already forgave you."

Andy smiled a much more relieved smile. He thanked Axl for forgiving him. Axl welcomed him.

Cake Cream and Axl chatted more.

Axl went to his room and Stuart called Axl's Cellphone.

Axl was grateful to chat with his younger(Now older) Brother.

Stuart was like,"It's really good to be talking with you, Axl."

Axl responded,"I'm glad we're talking too.

Stuart mentioned how weird it was that Axl was YOUNGER than him.

Axl responded,"I know, but it's happening. I'm just glad you, Amy, and W are still alive.

Stuart smiled and told him he loved him. Axl responded he loved him too. Axl was glad he could talk to his Brother. Stuart was grateful too.

They chatted for a long while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Axl was happy. He had a great Family in 2022. Billy was his Boyfriend, he had Amy and Stuart as his actual Brother and Sister, he had W as a "Father," Andy, Mike, James, and Jimmy were kind of his adopted Brothers, he had the rest of Guns N'Roses as his adopted Sister and Brothers, and he had Wild Water as adopted Brothers too. Life was good to Axl in 2022.

They got ready for bed and went to sleep. The next day, they woke up and got ready for the day. Cake Cream had a Show today and they practiced for the show. The Venue was next to a man made lake that had no living organisms in it, just lake water

They went to the Venue and it was a good show but all of a sudden, Axl said,"Security, grab that item from that guy in the first row in the third seat wearing a checkered red shirt and blue pants. " Security didn't do anything, so Axl said,"I'll take it, God damnit!" And ran off stage and to the front row and went to the third seat in the front row and grabbed the item from the guy wearing the checkered red shirt and blue pants. He looked at the item and saw he had about 10 minutes. He said,"I'll be right back in about 10 minutes!" He ran out the venue and couldn't defuse the BOMB as he was no Bomb expert. He threw the bomb into the man made lake and ran like a trackstar back to the Venue and the show continued. The guy he had taken the bomb from had left. In a couple of moments, the bomb had went off into the man made lake and it looked like a hurricane had went off in that lake. Cakers were surprised.

Axl lightheartedly said something like,"Looks like a Hurricane hit the lake early in May!" Cakers and Cake Cream were stunned.

The Show continued and the final sendoff happened and after the Show ended, Cakers and Cake Cream and Axl looked at the lake that had been bombed. The bomb hadn't caused any outside flooding, the water had stayed in the lake.

Axl was asked what happened and he admitted that he threw the bomb he got from the Concert goer into the man made lake as he had about 10 minutes for it before it went off. He was no Bomb expert, so he threw it in the water. Axl and Cake Cream were allowed to go home. They went home.

Already this thing went viral on YouTube and other Social Media.

The Police had issued an arrest Warrant for the guy who had brought the bomb. He was found a couple of hours later. He was brought in for questioning and admitted he planned to bomb Cake Cream and Axl and then run off after throwing the bomb at them.

Cake Cream and Axl were understandably horrified and unsettled.

Axl suggested they stop doing live Cake Cream shows as this was just too much. Axl getting shot multiple times with Billy being the intended Victim, and some Creep attempting to fucing BOMB them.

Cake Cream pointed out mockingly," We're working for the Fans, remember that."

Axl was like,"They'd understand if we stop live shows after someone almost bombed us on purpose."

Cake Cream admitted Axl had a solid point. They decided they should stop live shows. It was just too dangerous now.

Axl and Cake Cream announced on Social Media that live Cake Cream Shows would stop after that bomb was meant to go off on them.

Fans were disappointed, but understood that Cake Cream and Axl's lives had been in danger and also their own. That bomb could have gone off and killed everyone inside while the Creep could have run off into the ether after throwing that bomb. Fans were grateful that Axl saved their lives. Cake Cream was also grateful that Axl saved their lives. Axl blushed shyly and thanked them and was welcomed.

They ate and got ready for bed and went to sleep.

The next day, they woke up and are and got ready for the day. They couldn't believe they made the decision to stop doing live Cake Cream Shows.

Claven Records called them and told them they were making a risky decision by stopping live Cake Cream shows, but understood it was a wise decision as they nearly all got blown up. Claven Records expressed their sympathy to Cake Cream and Axl and were thanked and they welcomed them. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

A Police Officer once again knocked on the door and asked them if they wanted to press charges on Maxwell Nichols, the guy who tried to bomb them. They all said yes. The Police Officer gave them Maxwell's Court Date which was tomorrow. They thanked the Police Officer and he welcomed them and he soon left. They chilled for the day and the next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the Court Hearing. They went early and we're all processed and went to the Court room. The Bailiff had his gun hidden. Axl and Cake Cream smiled.

Maxwell Nichols soon arrived and was glaring at Cake Cream and Axl. He had handcuffs on.

The Judge asked Maxwell why he tried to bomb Axl and Cake Cream.

Maxwell replied,"Because they put my Cousin, John Wilson in jail!"

The Judge asked Cake Cream and Axl if they wanted to press charges against Maxwell and they all said yes.

Maxwell pleaded guilty to attempted Murder and the Judge ordered him to be immediately transferred to another State Prison on the West Coast, in a California Prison. He was escorted out.

Cake Cream and Axl were relieved. Maxwell was going to California where he wouldn't be able to attempt to Murder them.

They left the Courthouse and went to a nearby restaurant and had a nice lunch. After lunch, they went home and relaxed.

Axl wondered what they would do now now that Cake Cream live shows stopped.

He declared an emergency Family Meeting.

Jimmy, James, Mike, Andy, and Billy all came to the emergency Family Meeting like they should.

Axl said, "We're in a tough decision now. We are going to lose a lot of revenue without those $25 a ticket live shows. Let's discuss ways on how to still generate revenue."

Jimmy said,"We can make a brand new album and sell it to Claven Records.

Axl responded, "We just released Bronze Cake. Making a new album so soon might be overkill."

Mike said,"We can sell All The Right Words to movie Soundtracks, commercials, TV Shows, etc.

Axl responded,"I like that idea, but we should listen to more ideas.

Billy responded, "We can beg Claven Records for money."

Axl responded,"We're wealthier than Claven Records."

James responded," We can sell merchandise with Cake Cream logo on it." responded,

Andy responded, "We can buy Gold as the price of gold dropped considerably with the Bronze Frenzy fad. We can then sell it once the Bronze Frenzy fad is over and gold is high again."

Axl and Cake Cream chatted more and they were all like,"What are we talking about? We're the wealthiest Band in the whole world!" We should go have fun with our riches!"

They decided to go book a vacation to Hawaii. They got ready to go to the Airport and went. At the Airport, they bought 6 first class last minute tickets to Hawaii and had a luxurious first class experience again. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.

The plane landed in Honolulu International Airport and they took a LYFT to the local Marriott and made last minute bookings. Billy and Axl shared a room and James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy each had their own rooms. They settled in and got ready for bed and went to sleep. Their rooms were all luxurious.

The next day, the did some sightseeing in Hawaii. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They had fun. They went back to their hotel and ordered Room Service and ate, drank, and chilled. They went to the in hotel Nightclub and they went to see the Headliners performing.

Holy crap! The headliners were performing Cake Cream songs!

Cake Cream and Axl were flattered and amused. This was literally the first Band to do Cake Cream Tributes.

The Headliners noticed Cake Cream and Axl and were like,"Cake Cream and Axl are here! We had no idea you guys were here! Wow!"

The Audience was happy to see Cake Cream and Axl. Cake Cream and Axl blushed. Their Fans loved them and there was even a Band playing tribute to them. They had fun at the nightclub.

After the nightclub, they went back to a Luau and ate some pork, fries, and drank Pina colada right out of a coconut. They had fun and then went back to their hotel rooms and got ready for bed. Axl and Billy snuggled close to each other, making out, enjoying each other's company. They soon fell asleep.

The next day, Cake Cream and Axl woke up, ate Room Service food and drink and got ready for the day.

They watched the News and Allison was suing Jimmy and James for Rape, and hoping to win $50 million from them each. Oh no. The Court Date was for TOMORROW. SHAIT!

Axl and Cake Cream had to make last minute flights back to Florida. They made the bookings and had a luxurious, but nervous first class experience again.

In Florida, they practiced hard for Allison's lawsuit against Jimmy and James. Axl knew Jimmy and James didn't rape Allison.

Axl was their Lawyer. After practicing, they decided to talk about what a nasty Person Allison really was.

They ate and got ready for bed. They went to sleep.

The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day.

They left to go to the Courthouse.

They got there early. They were processed.

Soon, Allison and her Lawyer came. Allison glared at Jimmy and James. They glared at her back.

Soon, Court was in Session and Allison claimed James and Jimmy traumatized her for life when they forced themselves on her against her will and she said $100 Million would help heal the scars.

Her Lawyer said,"My Client was a happy, cheerful person until Jimmy and James stole that from her. She's a broken bird. The least they can do is pay the $100 million to her.

James and Jimmy both said they didn't rape Allison and she was lying.

Axl said,"I'd like to cross examine Allison."

The Judge allowed Axl to cross examine Allison.

Axl walked up to Allison and said," Allison, you say that James and Jimmy raped you. Is that right?"

Allison said,"That's right. They raped me on May 1st." Allison cried in a bad acting way."

Axl said, "James was in the hospital on May 1st all day after Jimmy attacked him with the guitar. There are hospital records to back this up."

Allison begun to stutter knowing she was caught in a lie.

Allison's Lawyer said,"Objection! Mr. Rose is badgering my Client with hostility!"

The Judge overruled the objection, pointing out Axl was not badgering Allison with hostility.

Axl continued,"You took an oath to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Perjury is a serious crime and you can face serious punishment for committing perjury. Jimmy and James could even countersue you for defamation and libel. In some jurisdictions, lying about a crime is grounds to being punished for the same amount the criminal would get. Wanna try telling the truth?"

Allison burst into real tears and broke down and admitted that Jimmy and James didn't rape her, she just wanted $100 Million. She begged Jimmy and James to not countersue her. The Judge shook his head in disgust.

Axl smirked. The Judge dismissed the Lawsuit against Jimmy and James.

Allison was sentenced to a year in jail for perjury. And forced to sign a restraining order forbidding her from ever contacting James and Jimmy ever again She was taken into Custody.

Jimmy and James were beyond happy that Axl saved them from Allison's frivolous lawsuit. Andy, Mike and Billy were also happy. Axl and Cake Cream took last minute luxurious first class flights back to Hawaii and went back to their Hawaiian Hotel and ate, drank, and chilled. They were very happy.

They enjoyed their stay in Hawaii. It was time to go back to Miami in a few more days. They checked out and left and went to Honolulu International Airport and got processed and had a luxurious first class experience again on the airplane.

They arrived in Miami and took a LYFT back home. They took deep naps after unpacking.

When they awoke, they saw that Fans were saying stuff like," Cake Cream is way to "Safe," it might be good if they had a Political edge. Cake Cream looked at Axl curiously.

Axl told them,"You guys don't need to get Political. You guys are fine the way you are."

Cake Cream still wondered if they should get Political to please those Fans.

Axl thought and thought. He said,"Maybe you guys can record "War," by Edwin Starr and just say,"Covid," instead of"War?" I mean, a lot of War could also be about Covid."

Cake Cream thought this was a good idea.

Axl smiled and wrote

Covid, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, uhh
Covid, huh, yeah
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again, Covid, huh (good God)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me, oh
Covid, I despise
'Cause it means destruction of innocent lives
Covid means tears to thousands of mother's eyes
When their sons and daughters get it
And lose their lives
I said, Covid, huh (good God, y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, just say it again
War (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(Covid) Friend only to The Undertaker
Oh, Covid it's an enemy to all mankind
The thought of Covid blows my mind
Covid has caused unrest
Within the younger generation
Induction then destruction
Who wants to die? Oh
Covid, huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it, say it, say it
Covid (uh-huh), huh (yeah, huh)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart-breaker
(Covid) It's got one friend that's The Undertaker
Oh, Covid, has shattered many a young person's dreams.
Made them disabled, bitter and mean
Life is much too short and precious
To spend time fighting Covid every day
Covid can't give life
It can only take it away, oh
Covid huh (good God y'all)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, say it again
Covid (whoa), huh (oh Lord)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing, listen to me
It ain't nothing but a heart breaker
(Covid) Friend only to The Undertaker, woo
Please tell me Covid will be over very soon, please tell me we'll go back to how we used to live soon. There's gotta be a better life than Covid.
Covid, huh (God y'all)
What is it good for? You tell me (nothing)
Say it, say it, say it, say it
Covid (good God), huh (now, huh)
What is it good for?
Stand up and shout it (nothing)

Cake Cream loved this. Axl smiled. Axl and Cake Cream chilled until the next day. The next day they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day. They went to Claven Records and showed them the Covid Song.

Claven Records loved the Covid Song but pointed out they should pay to be able to sample War without being penalized. Claven Records said that they could set it up. Cake Cream and Axl agreed. Claven Records got in touch with some People from the Music Industry and Cake Cream and Axl were clear to pay to sample War without being penalized. Contracts were drawn up, read, understood, agreed and signed. Cake Cream and Axl paid to sample War. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.

Cake Cream at home recorded Covid and sounded good. James to make the Fans who wanted them to be Political even added some of Jimi Hendrix's Machine Gun guitar playing into Covid. It sounded amazing. But Axl reasoned that they could get into trouble for not paying to use some of Machine Gun.

Off to Claven Records again and they paid to sample Machine Gun too after a new Contract thing. They gave Covid Song to Claven Records.

They went back home.

Covid song (With a bit of Machine Gun) was a big hit on Itunes. Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were happy.

Izzy called Axl's Cellphone and asked if he could give him the percentage of Royalties he would have gotten had he not quit.

Axl thought and thought and told Izzy to meet him at the Local Marriott tomorrow. Izzy agreed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Steven also called Axl's Cellphone and asked him if he could give him the percentage of Royalties he would have gotten had he not been fired. Axl thought and thought and told Steven to meet him at the Local Marriott tomorrow. Steven agreed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Axl told all of Cake Cream he was going to go to the Local Marriott alone for a couple of days.

Cake Cream were impressed he straight up told the truth right off the bat this time rather than the multiple lies about where he was really going like he done before.

They were fine with him going to the Local Marriott by himself for a couple of days. He smiled and packed his bags and put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet.

He told them goodbye and they repeated it. He left and went to the Local Marriott. He booked a room and went up and chilled, anticipating tomorrow. He called both Izzy and Steven and told them the Room Number. They were excited.

The next day, Izzy and Steven showed up at Axl's Room. Axl let them in. Axl agreed to give them the Royalties percentage, which was $100 Million each. He drew up Contracts and called a Marriott Manager to sign as a Witness. The Contract stated that Izzy would promise to never quit again and Steven promised to not do anything that would cause him to get fired again. Izzy and Steven read, understood, agreed and signed. Axl signed too and the Manager signed as Witness. Axl smiled and Zelled Steven and Izzy $100 Million each.

They all thanked the Manager for signing as Witness and he welcomed them. He pointed out he was a huge Guns N'Roses Fan. They again thanked him and were welcomed.

He left. Izzy, Axl, and Steven hung out and chilled for a long while and then both left.

Axl couldn't believe he had given Steven and Izzy $100 Million each, on top of the $250 Million he had given to Cake Cream and the $3 Million he gave to Woodstock. . He had given away $453 Million! He now only had about $247 Million left out of about $700 Million.

Axl wanted to recuperate some of his losses. He decided to do a risky thing. He decided to make an Axl Rose Album. Cake Cream had all gone to bed and Axl wrote a 10 song Album and went to a piano and sang and played on it for about an hour while singing the songs. It sounded good. He had record this into a cassette. He went to bed and slept.

The next day, he woke up early and ate and got ready for the day. He made a beeline to Claven Records and gave Claven Records the Axl Rose tape. Claven Records loved it and offered him $100 Million to sell it to him. Axl agreed. Contract was drawn up and Axl read, understood, agreed and signed. He got $100 Million Zelled to him.

He was excited.

He thanked Claven Records and was welcomed.

They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.

Axl went back home. Already Axl Rose's Bitter Sweets album went to number one on Itunes. Fans loved this.

Cake Cream were shocked that Axl made a Solo Album without telling any of them.

Axl blushed. He admitted he needed the money after giving away $453 Million.

Cake Cream admitted Bitter Sweets album sounded good.

Axl thanked them and was welcomed.

On Social Media,Fans were praising how good Bitter Sweets album was and were like,"Finally, Axl decided to go Solo! He's definitely got what it takes to be a Solo Artist! What a wonderful album!" "I wonder if Axl should leave Cake Cream to make more solo Albums." Cake Cream looked at him curiously.

Axl blushed. He went on Social Media and pointed out this album was a spur of the moment album. He pointed out he was not going to leave Cake Cream to make more solo Albums.

Cake Cream all smiled. Axl smiled back.

Izzy called Axl's Cellphone and asked if he could give him the percentage of Royalties he would have gotten had he not quit.



Axl thought and thought and told Izzy to meet him at the Local Marriott tomorrow. Izzy agreed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Steven also called Axl's Cellphone and asked him if he could give him the percentage of Royalties he would have gotten had he not been fired. Axl thought and thought and told Steven to meet him at the Local Marriott tomorrow. Steven agreed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Axl told all of Cake Cream he was going to go to the Local Marriott alone for a couple of days.



Cake Cream were impressed he straight up told the truth right off the bat this time rather than the multiple lies about where he was really going like he done before.



They were fine with him going to the Local Marriott by himself for a couple of days. He smiled and packed his bags and put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet.



He told them goodbye and they repeated it. He left and went to the Local Marriott. He booked a room and went up and chilled, anticipating tomorrow. He called both Izzy and Steven and told them the Room Number. They were excited.



The next day, Izzy and Steven showed up at Axl's Room. Axl let them in. Axl agreed to give them the Royalties percentage, which was $100 Million each. They were happy. He drew up Contracts and called a Marriott Manager to sign as a Witness. The Contract stated that Izzy would promise to never quit again and Steven promised to not do anything that would cause him to get fired again. Izzy and Steven read, understood, agreed and signed. Axl signed too and the Manager signed as Witness. Axl smiled and Zelled Steven and Izzy $100 Million each. They smiled. Axl smiled back.



They all thanked the Manager for signing as Witness and he welcomed them. He pointed out he was a huge Guns N'Roses Fan. They again thanked him and were welcomed.



He left. Izzy, Axl, and Steven hung out and chilled for a long while and then both left.

Axl couldn't believe he had given Steven and Izzy $100 Million each, on top of the $250 he had given to Cake Cream. He had given away $450 Million! He now only had about $250 Million left out of about $700 Million.

Axl wanted to recuperate some of his losses. He decided to do a risky thing. He decided to make an Axl Rose Album. Cake Cream had all gone to bed and Axl wrote a 10 song Album and went to a piano and sang and played on it for about an hour while singing the songs. It sounded good. He had record this into a cassette. He went to bed and slept.

The next day, he woke up early and ate and got ready for the day. He made a beeline to Claven Records and gave Claven Records the Axl Rose tape. Claven Records loved it and offered him $100 Million to sell it to him. Axl agreed. Contract was drawn up and Axl read, understood, agreed and signed. He got $100 Million Zelled to him.

He was excited.

He thanked Claven Records and was welcomed.

They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.

Axl went back home. Already Axl Rose's Bitter Sweets album went to number one on Itunes. Fans loved this.

Cake Cream were shocked that Axl made a Solo Album without telling any of them.

Axl blushed. He admitted he needed the money after giving away $450 Million.

Cake Cream admitted Bitter Sweets album sounded good.

Axl thanked them and was welcomed.

On Social Media,Fans were praising how good Bitter Sweets album was and were like,"Finally, Axl decided to go Solo! He's definitely got what it takes to be a Solo Artist! What a wonderful album!" "I wonder if Axl should leave Cake Cream to make more solo Albums." Cake Cream looked at him curiously.

Axl blushed. He went on Social Media and pointed out this album was a spur of the moment album. He pointed out he was not going to leave Cake Cream to make more solo Albums.

Cake Cream all smiled. Axl smiled back.

Axl had a bright idea. He wondered if Cake Cream and he should make a new Album and put it under the name Cream Rose.

He told them his idea, and they were onboard. Cake Cream and Axl made yet another album, called it Cream Rose. Axl and Mike sang all the songs in duets, Andy played Keyboard, Jimmy played Bass Guitar, James played Lead Guitar and Billy played drums. It sounded good. Axl suggested there be a rose made of cream for the album cover. Cake Cream agreed. They went to Claven Records and gave them Cream Rose by Cream Rose.

Claven Records loved it and offered them $200 Million for Cream Rose. They agreed and Contracts were drawn, read, understood agreed and signed. Claven Records Zelled them a combined $200 Million. They thanked Claven Records and were welcomed. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.

They went to a bar and had wings, fries, and Pepsi. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and having fun and relaxed, enjoying each other's company. Fans asked them for Autographs and Selfies and they obliged. The Fans smiled and they smiled back.

At the bar, Cream Rose's Cream Rose Album was already hitting number one on Itunes. Fans loved it. Cake Cream and Axl were happy. After the bar, they went home.

At home, they chatted, watched TV and chilled.

Claven Records called them and told them Fans REALLY wanted to see them perform live again.

Cake Cream and Axl were skeptical due to the attempted bombing, but they didn't like letting down their Fans. They told Claven Records they weren't sure they should go back to live shows after the attempted bombing, but they also didn't like letting their fans down. They said they'd need to think about it. Claven Records said they understood. They all chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.

Cake Cream and Axl continued chatting and chilling.

They soon got ready for bed and went to sleep.

They woke up the next day and ate and got ready for the day. Social Media were praising Cream Rose Album. They were like,"Wow, the Cream Rose Album is such a good album! One of the best albums of the year! Cake Cream and Axl are a good group!"

Cream Rose blushed. Cream Rose Album really was a good Album. Axl and Cake Cream made a wonderful Team.

On Social Media, Fans were begging Cream Rose to do Cream Rose Album live. They said it would make them happy.

Cream Rose stomachs all turned into knots. Their Fans really wanted to see them perform live. They were working for the Fans.

Axl took a deep breath and said,"I think we should make our Fans happy and perform live again, just hire bomb experts."

The rest of Cream Rose agreed.

They all told Fans that they would be performing live again soon.

The Fans responded that they were happy to hear that. Cream Rose all smiled.

Cream Rose chilled until the next day.

The next day, they hired Bomb experts and decided to do an impromptu show later on that day and charged $25 a ticket. They wore bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and practiced for the impromptu show and then it was time for the show. Lots of Cream Rose Fans showed up. They performed behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers and the show was good. Fans were happy and they were happy too. The final sendoff happened to wild cheering. The show was over.

Cream Rose were happy they decided to come back live for their Fans. They went to an Italian restaurant to celebrate them being back live. Fans were happy they came back live. They asked Cream Rose for Selfies and Autographs and they obliged. The Fans were happy and thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans went back to their own tables. They had a nice dinner and paid and left and went back home.

Axl listened to Burgundy by Earl Sweatshirt and loved it. He wondered if he should make a cover of it and just alter some offensive lyrics



He told the rest of Cream Rose his idea and they were wary of him covering a Rap song, but wanted to support him. They were like,"This is risky, but as long as you alter the offensive lyrics,* it shouldn't be all that bad. "



Axl smiled and suggested Billy play the drums, Mike rap "Cut that Punk off!" refrain, Andy play the keyboard, James play lead guitar, and Jimmy play bass guitar.

Axl wrote



What's up, champ?
Why you so depressed and sad all the time like a little punk?
What's the problem man? Champs want to hear you rap
Don't nobody care about how you feel
We want raps, champ
My grandma's passin'
But I'm too busy tryin' to get this damn album crackin' too see her
So I apologize in advance if anything should happen


Cut that punk off

And my priorities messed up, I know it, I'm afraid I'm gonna blow it
And all them expectations raising because daddy was a poet, right?
Talk all you want I'm takin' no advice
Champ, I'm about to relish in this anguish
I'm stressin' over payment, so don't tell me that I made it


Cut that punk off

Only relatively famous in the midst of a tornado
Misfitted, I'm not able, I'm not stable
Abrasive as hell and they all pay me
I'm chucklin', laughing to myself in public


Cut that Punk off

Heart racin' so blood is leaked, like I don't give a damn right?

Hey, Thebe, what's up Champ? I heard you back, I need those raps, Champ? I need the verse, and I don't care about what you're going through, or what you gotta do, Champ. I need bars, sixteen of them.

I don't mess with too much of y'all's crap
Judging by the pants and the mall grip
Gully, in the vans with the dark tints
I'm a start crap type Champ


Cut that Punk off

Night life livin'
Ridin' in the jeep, I'm a side-swipe champs
What's your life like? It's aiight champ
Hammer in the left, Freddie what's the price of it?
Ridin' with the whip and I ain't got the license for it
Jill's got me livin like my life is golden
Sittin' on my sofa feeling chill and dormant
If we could dance again while Mike records it
what the hell you starin' at?



Cut that Punk off

Acting like you've never seen a dancing fool
Bars hotter than the blocks we be at
Stunt on these champs, they flop like Divac
See that champ?
For the time being, I'm a be that champ
Believe that champ, you see that champ?
For the time being I'm a be that champ
Believe that, champ


Cut that Punk off

They made the Burgundy cover. It sounded good. They went to Claven Records and gave them the Burgundy cover and Claven Records loved it, but suggested they get permission and pay for the Burgundy cover. They got the permission and paid for the Burgundy cover and read, understood, agreed and signed Contracts. They were Zelled 10 million each for the Burgundy song. They thanked Claven Records and were welcomed.



They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and left.



Already, the Burgundy cover hit number one on Itunes and Fans loved it. Cream Rose Critics criticized 6 White Boys covering an African American's Rap Song, but the Fans were like,"Shut up! Cream Rose sounds good and they altered all offensive lyrics!



Cream Rose blushed shyly and happily.

They ate and got ready for bed and went to sleep.



The next day, they woke up, ate, and got ready for the day . James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy wanted to go see a few movies and asked Axl and Billy if they wanted to come with them. Axl wanted to go, but Billy wanted to stay home and do Cocaine. Cream Rose shook their head, but it was agreed that Billy could do Cocaine as long as it was in the house. Billy smiled and the rest of Cream Rose went to see movie.



Billy put a pizza in the oven and snorted Cocaine, took some Subutex, and fell asleep, forgetting he had a pizza in the oven.



When he woke up, the house was on fire! No! Billy cried horrified! He called Axl and frightfully told him what he'd done.



"Oh my God, Axl cried worried for Billy's safety. "I want you to leave the house immediately and come to the movie theater where we are. We can claim you were at the movie theater when the house caught on fire."



Billy was crying. "Please don't tell anyone what happened."



Axl sighed. "My top concern for you is your safety, not telling the rest of Cream Rose what happened."



Billy heeded Axl's advice and ran out of the house and went to the movie theater.



Axl embraced him in a "I'm glad you're okay!" Hug! Billy was shaken.



Andy, Mike, Jimmy, and James looked at Billy and Axl curiously, but Axl just shook his head and was like,"Let's just be happy Billy decided to go see movies with us!"



They watched a couple of more movies and Jimmy, Andy, Mike and James wanted to go home.



"No!" Axl and Billy cried in unison, panic looks on both of their faces!



James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike wanted to know why Billy and Axl were so reluctant to go home.



Billy burst into tears. Axl wrapped his arms around him. Axl said,"Why don't we all just go to the local Marriott?"



Billy thanked him for his suggestion. Axl welcomed him Jimmy, James, Mike and Andy were confused on what the hell was going on.



Axl said something like,"What's so special about our house anyway? It's just a regular house. Hotels are more fun anyways!"



Billy had a guilty look on his face.



Jimmy was like,"Why do you look so guilty, Billy?" Billy looked at the ground.



James said ,"Billy, what's going on?" Billy ran and hopped in a Taxi to the Local Marriott and made a last minute booking.



He settled in to his room and he soon heard knocks on his door.



Billy didn't answer. He knew who it was. James, Jimmy, Mike Andy, and Axl.



He pretended no one was in his room.



Mike spoke,"William Anderson Parks you open this door right now, or we'll break it down!"



Billy gulped and knew he had to face the music.



He nervously opened the door. Andy, Mike, James and Jimmy looked furious, whereas Axl looked more understanding.



"What the hell is going on? " Mike asked. Jimmy, James and Andy also wanted to know.



Billy looked at the ground.



Mike said,"We agreed to be more open with each other,"



Axl wrapped his arms around Billy. "Just tell them the truth," Axl said soothingly.



Billy took a deep breath and said,"The house caught on fire after I put a pizza in the oven, snorted Cocaine, took some Subutex and fell asleep. I forgot the pizza was in the oven.



You mean you burned our house down? Mike was alarmed. Jimmy, James, and Andy were also alarmed.



Axl pointed out that it was a mistake. Billy looked at Axl gratefully.



Jimmy was like,"Our livelihood is in our house! The guitars, the drums, the keyboard are all burned thanks to you, you have ruined our Career!" James, Mike, and Andy backed up Jimmy.



Axl was like,"Whoa, we should just be grateful that Billy didn't burn to death in the house and is still alive! We can replace the guitars, the drums, and the keyboard, but we can't replace Billy." Billy smiled shyly.



James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike reluctantly agreed that Billy was more important than the musical instruments. Mike called the fire department from a working payphone as an anonymous tip and sent them to their house.



The Fire Department went to the house and stopped the fire that luckily only engulfed the house and nothing else.



Billy's burned house went viral on YouTube. Cream Rose decided to book some days at the hotel.

There were investigations being done on Billy's burned down house and it was determined that the cause of the fire was bad electrical wiring.



Cream Rose breathed sighs of relief. Billy wouldn't be getting arrested and jailed for Arson!



Cream Rose ordered Room Service and ate, drank, and chilled.



Axl said,"Let's all agree to not tell anyone else what REALLY caused the fire. We don't want Billy getting arrested and jailed for Arson. We wanna protect Billy, not help him get arrested and jailed."

Cream Rose agreed to keep this their little secret.

Billy and Axl had a room and everyone else had their own rooms. They soon fell asleep. In the middle of the night, Billy woke up, craving Cocaine badly. His body was screaming for it. He knew Axl would disapprove of him snorting Cocaine anywhere but the house, but the house was burned down and he needed to snort Cocaine ASAP. He left the room and went to the streets looking for a drug dealer. He found one and the Drug Dealer sold him Cocaine and Subutex. He thanked him and was welcomed. He went back to the hotel room. He snorted the Cocaine and felt satisfied. He then took the Subutex. He fell asleep.

The next day, Cream Rose woke up, ate and got ready for the day. On Social Media, Posters were wondering about Cream Rose not being home when the house burned.

Cream Rose responded,"It's a good thing we weren't home when the house burned."

There were more skeptical Social Media posts and Axl claimed that Cream Rose was at the movie theaters working on a new song.

Fans wanted to hear this supposed new song.

Axl replied that they would perform the new song at the bar later that day. Fans were excited to hear this supposed new song.

Axl wrote an updated version of Come together and just put a bunch of Pop Culture references and other nonsense.

He wrote

"Here come old Doobie brothers, here come old black water that keep rolling.

Here come one Fire cracker, he one Mighty Morphin power ranger, he one mighty park ranger, he watch Stranger Things, he watch YouTube, he post on Twitter. He watch Netflix, he watch Game Of Thrones."

Come Together, right now, over me.

He 7 feet tall, he one giant, he says 5 and 5 is 10, now he's gonna hang 10 on an ocean wave.

Come together, right now, over me.

He eat at McDonald's, he go to Disney World and shake hands with Mickey, he drive a Jeep, he one cool cat.



Come together right now over me.



He drink Coca Cola, he stay at Marriott Hotel. He listen to Cream Rose songs.

Come together right now over me "

He got two eyes, he got one nose, he got one mouth."

Come together, right now, over me.

"I'm your Brother, I'm your Friend, we're one great Family.

Come together, right now, over me.

Axl had to chuckle at the nonsense he had just written and knew it was in the same vein as Come Together by The Beatles.

Cream Rose also chuckled.

They made plans to display this song at the bar soon.

They got ready and Mike and Axl performed the duet at the bar and Fans loved it. They loved the updated and modern lyrics. There were laughter and wild cheering.

Jimmy, James, Andy, and Billy also enjoyed the Duet. Mike and Axl smiled and got off the stage. Cream Rose had been wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets. They had Coke and rum and were in a happy mood.

They were having fun at the bar, but still the lingering doubts and uncertainty about Billy's house being accidentally burned down and what would happen if Billy was found to be the culprit. Although the cause of the fire was investigated to be bad electrical wiring, they all knew there was a chance Billy could still be caught. They also had no home to sleep in anymore. They were fuced if it was revealed that Billy accidentally caused the fire. They also had no home to go back to. They were fuced. After the bar, they went to the hotel.



Axl thanked God he had digitally stored all the Contracts and they weren't just paper Contracts. Cream Rose was grateful too.



Billy snuggled to Axl asking him to comfort him. He felt traumatized. Axl obliged him and comforted him, knowing that Billy needed his comfort and support.



Axl caressed Billy's hair and said,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now?" Billy smiled a little, through his traumatization. He was grateful he had Axl who loved him. Cream Rose also comforted Billy.Billy was also glad he had Andy, Mike, James and Jimmy who also loved him. Billy fell asleep.



Cream Rose wondered what they would do. Billy was sure to become in big trouble with the law if the pizza was found to be the real cause of the fire, not bad electrical wiring.



On the news, there was movie theater surveillance that showed that Billy, in fact, showed up later to the movie theater than the rest of Cream Rose, like HOURS later. Billy no longer had an airtight alibi, although the rest of Cream Rose did.



No! Jimmy, Axl, Andy, Mike, and James cried in unison again. Billy was sure to be the number one Suspect with this new public info. They woke up Billy and told him the bad news.



No! Billy cried horrified. Billy said,"You guys will still protect me, right? Cream Rose looked at each other uneasily, but they knew they had promised to protect Billy. Billy would have protected either one of them if any of them were in Billy's position.



There was a Star Wars Convection going on and Axl, wearing a disguise and makeup that covered all of his tattoos bought 6 Darth Vader Costumes. His plan was to disguise himself and Cream Rose as Darth Vader, hiding Billy from the Authorities. He told them to all meet him at a secluded place and they agreed. At the secluded place, he gave all of them the Darth Vader Costumes and they went to the Star Wars Convection as Darth Vader. Problem was, LOTS of other People were also Darth Vader, not surprisingly. They decided to stay close to each other in order to not get separated. This was when Cream Rose's penchant for being really close to each other came in handy.



They were entertained at the Star Wars Convection , looking like any other Darth Vader Fan. The Convection was over later and the 6 of them were able to walk into a Walgreens and put money on reloadable gift cards, and not look out of place due to the Star Wars Convection. They soon left. There were more Darth Vader Fans close by.



Cream Rose actually made a plan to send Billy on the run, and Billy agreed. Cream Rose said their goodbyes to Billy, and he said them back, and Billy went to the crowd of other Darth Vader Fans and soon ran off into the night, undetected. Axl, Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike were glad Billy was able to get away.



The news later that night pointed out that Billy was officially on the run and was a Fugitive.



Axl's phone rang and "Unknown Caller," popped up on his Cellphone. Axl knew who it was.



He answered. Billy said," I love you, Axl. Axl smiled and repeated it back. Billy and Axl made kissing noises over the phone, the implication clear. Billy said,"I'm at a payphone, I gotta run."



Axl told him, "I understand."



They quickly both hung up.



Cream Rose couldn't believe that Billy was a Fugitive on the run. Technically, this was worse than when Axl was a Fugitive on the run since they all knew where Axl was and Axl was being hidden at Billy's house, which was now burned down. Oh, the bittersweet memories.

Axl went to bed after hanging out with Cream Rose.

Axl sighed unhappily, looking at where Billy would have been sleeping next to him had he not been on the run. Axl fell asleep, unhappily.

The next day, Jimmy, James, Andy Mike came to Axl's room to support him.

"I lost my house and my Boyfriend all within a couple of days," Axl lamented softly. Jimmy, James Andy and Mike all comforted Axl.

They all had no idea where Billy was since Billy turned off the Location on his phone.

Axl drank Coca Cola again excessively, and Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike knew Axl drank Coca Cola excessively when he was feeling stressed out and troubled.

"I hope Billy's okay," Axl said.

Axl's phone rang and it was W Rose.

W asked him,"How are you coping?"

Axl replied,"My Boyfriend's on the run and my house has been burned down, I'm not doing so well!"

W replied, "I'm sure Billy's fine. And insurance can give a huge payout for the burned down house."

Axl said,"Billy's the number one Suspect. Insurance probably won't pay out due to him being the number one Suspect.

W asked,"How did the fire happen?"

Axl was conflicted. He had promised Billy he wouldn't tell anyone how the fire really started.W was his Older Self, but they were technically two different People, so him telling W how the fire really started would still be breaking his promise to Billy.

Axl responded,"I plead the fifth,"

W was like,"Come on, we're closely related. You can trust me with how the fire really started."

Axl responded,"I plead the fifth," again.

W said,"Did Billy start the fire?" Axl's stomach churned into knots.

He repeated,"I plead the fifth." He couldn't betray Billy, even to tell his Older Self that yes, Billy did start the fire.

W said ,"So Billy did start the fire?"

Axl responded,"I didn't say that. I said,"I plead the fifth!"

W answered,"You sure are defending Billy like a true Lawyer!"

Axl almost replied," I promised Billy I would protect him!" But caught himself just in time. He responded,"I plead the fifth."

W was like,"Okay. It's clear you don't want to directly say if Billy started the fire."

They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

On the news, there was even more investigation, and it was determined that there was a pizza left unintended in an oven in Billy's house. The pizza and the oven were filmed. The burned out pizza was listed as the official cause of the fire. The pizza was dusted for fingerprints.

Cream Rose knew that the official cause of fire had a real possibility of being found out. And it happened. Billy would have been screwed had he not gone on the run.

There was a knock on Axl's Hotel Room and Police wanted to interrogate Cream Rose on Billy's whereabouts.

Police took them to the Local Police Station and interrogated them. They would have interrogated them separately, but since Axl was their Lawyer, they all had to interrogate them together. Cream Rose were relieved they would all be interrogated together and not separately.

The Police asked them if they helped Billy go on the run. Axl responded,"Tell them you guys plead the fifth. It's your right." James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike said,"I plead the fifth." Axl also said,"I plead the fifth."

The Police asked them if Billy started the fire. Axl, Jimmy, James Andy and Mike all said," I plead the fifth."

The Police asked,"Did you guys have any knowledge of the fire happening when it was happening?"

Cream Rose all responded,"I plead the fifth."

The Police asked,"Did any of you make the random call that led Firefighters to Billy's burning house?"

Cream Rose all responded, "I plead the fifth."

Police asked,"Why did Billy show up to the movie theaters hours after you guys?"

Cream Rose responded,"I plead the fifth."


The Police were exasperated and said,"If you guys don't respond with REAL answers, you 5 are all going to jail today!"

Axl responded,"My Clients and I don't HAVE to answer any of these questions with anything other than the pleading the fifth Amendment which is a right to not say anything to incriminate ourselves. Cream Rose all smirked.

The Police said exasperated,"Go home."

Cream Rose all smirked and left.

Soon, the Interrogation of Cream Rose went viral. Fans laughed at basically every answer being,"I plead the fifth!" And Axl's final answer being about the fifth Amendment meaning.

Cream Rose went to Denny's and Fans wanted to know where Billy was.

"We plead the fifth!" They all answered in Unison. Fans loved this. But really, they really didn't know where Billy was. They were asked for Autographs and Selfies and obliged their Fans. The Fans were happy. They went back to their own tables and Cream Rose had a nice meal and paid and left. They all went back to the hotel.

They went to sleep. They woke up the next day and ate and got ready for the day.

They went to a bar. At Karaoke, Axl decided to sing,"Billy Don't Lose My Number," by Phil Collins. Cream Rose was on board with this
Axl said,"I'd like to sing a Phil Collins song here at this bar!" The audience cheered for him.

Axl emotionally sang


They came at night leaving fear behind
Shadows were on the ground
Nobody knew where to find him
No evidence was found
I'm never coming back
They heard him cry
And I believe him
Well he never meant to do anything wrong
It's gonna get worse if he waits too long

Billy, billy don't you lose my number
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you
Oh now billy, billy don't you lose my number
Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh no

Searching through the day and into the night
They wouldn't stop till they found him
They didn't know him and they didn't understand
They never asked him why
Get out of my way
They heard him shout
Then a blinding light
Ooh all I could see was him running down the street
Out of the shadows and into the night

Now billy, billy don't you lose my number
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you, oh
Now billy, billy don't you lose my number
Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh

Don't give up
Keep running, keep hiding
Don't give up
Billy, if you know you're right
Don't give up
You know that I am on your side
Don't give up
Oh billy, you better, you better, you better run for your life

Now billy, billy don't you lose my number
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you, oh
Now billy, billy don't you lose my number
Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh

They came at night leaving fear behind
Shadows were on the ground
Nobody knew where to find him
No evidence was found
I'm never coming back
They heard him cry
And I believe him
He never meant to do anything wrong
It's gonna get worse if he waits too long

Now billy, billy don't you lose my number
Cos you're not anywhere
That I can find you, oh
Now billy, billy don't you lose my number
Cos you're not anywhere that I can find you, oh."

The audience filmed this performance. They cheered wildly. They were planning to make it viral. Axl got off the stage.

Cream Rose were like,"Nice use of the song knowing it's about someone named Billy. They smiled. Axl smiled back. They hung out at the bar and then went back to the hotel.

The "Billy Don't You Lose My Number by Phil Collins at the bar went viral.

Fans pointed out it was interesting that Axl chose to sing THAT song, a song where the main character is named Billy and goes on the run, just like a certain Cream Rose drummer also named Billy. Cream Rose blushed. That was the point. Axl used that song to directly reference Billy, his Boyfriend and Cream Rose's Brother.

Axl's Cellphone rang again from an Unknown area code. Axl picked up the phone and Billy said,"Nice reference to me with that Billy Don't Lose My Number song," Billy was laughing.

Axl laughed too "I'm glad you enjoyed it." Billy said he could chat with Axl longer than the last time. Axl smiled.

Axl asked,"Where are you now?" Billy responded,"I'm in Tampa."

Billy asked,"Are you okay? Are you eating and sleeping well?"

Billy responded, "I'm okay. I bought a fake ID and disguises and am staying at a motel. I am eating okay.

Axl responded,"I'm really glad you're okay."

Billy said,"Thank you." Axl welcomed him. They chatted for a long time. And Axl added,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go now? " Billy laughed. Soon, they kissed each other over the phone and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Axl soon went to sleep.

The next day, Cream Rose woke up, ate and got ready for the day. Axl told Cream Rose about Billy's conversation with him last night. They were all relieved that Billy was okay.

They decided to go to the mall and hang out. At the mall, Fans asked Cream Rose where they thought Billy might be.

Axl said,"Billy's probably hiding in an Alaskan ditch!" Cream Rose backed up Axl.

Fans were like,"Whoa, that's oddly specific!" Cream Rose were like," An Alaskan ditch is a perfect place to hide when on the run! This was being filmed. The Fans asked Cream Rose for Selfies and Autographs and they all obliged. The Fans thanked them and were welcomed. The Fans left.

They hung out more and sure enough, this impromptu interview went viral.

Posters were like,"Did Billy call Cream Rose and tell them he ran to Alaska? I mean, that's just REALLY specific that Cream Rose would say,"Alaskan ditch!"

Cream Rose all blushed. They all knew that Billy actually ran to Tampa.

And.... The News said that there would be a search for Billy in Alaska. The News failed to realize that Billy being in Alaska was basically implausible with him being on the run. Alaska was roughly a 9 hour flight away from Miami. Billy would have a hard time getting a plane ticket when he was on the run. Even with a disguise and a fake ID.

Cream Rose went back to the hotel and ordered Room Service and ate, drank and chilled. Sure enough, on the News, there was Alaskan Authorities searching for Billy. Cream Rose looked at each other and all laughed. They couldn't believe that the Authorities fell for Axl's ruse! They knew Billy must have been laughing his ass off too at this!

Billy called Axl. "Nice ruse to imply that I'm in Alaska! " Billy was laughing. "These idiots actually are searching for me in Alaska!"

Axl said,"I wonder how many ditches their looking for in Alaska!"

Billy and Axl laughed. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Cream Rose watched some Cake Cream and Cream Rose videos with nostalgic looks on their faces. They were especially nostalgic at Billy playing the drums. They all missed Billy, but didn't want him behind bars. They were happy he was safe in Tampa.

They watched the News and it was said that there was a 1 Million reward for tips leading to Billy's capture and arrest.

No! Cream Rose all cried in unison. Most People would turn in Billy for $1 Million. Heck, Andy tried to turn in Axl for only $5,000. They all hoped Billy wouldn't get captured and arrested. Poor Billy. He made a mistake. He didn't mean to set his house on fire.

Billy watched the News himself and also said,"No!" When he saw the $1 Million being offered for his capture and arrest. Billy called Axl. Axl picked up the phone and Billy frightfully told him he was scared.

Axl said," I know you're scared. Just keep hiding. You have your disguise and fake ID. Use those as your crutch.

Billy said,"Okay. "

Axl said ,"You know what? Why don't you run to New York soon? No one will expect you to be in New York!"

Billy was like,"Good idea, Axl!" And they chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Billy made plans to run to New York soon.

Back in Florida, Claven Records called Axl's Cellphone and told them that without Billy, they technically weren't Cake Cream/Cream Rose anymore.

Axl pointed out that Billy was still part of Cake Cream/Cream Rose, even if he was on the run.

They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes.

The Music Industry announced that Cream Rose were up for Best New Artist Award at the Billboards Music Awards. Axl had a bad feeling about this and had a gut feeling that this was a lure to get Billy to come out of hiding.

He told Cream Rose his gut feeling and they agreed that this seemed sketchy. Axl smiled, happy that they trusted him. They called Claven Records who confirmed that they were NOT up for Best New Artist Award at the Billboard Music Awards. Claven Records said this was a lure to get Billy out of hiding.

Cream Rose were happy that they had Axl as a Manager. They all said they refused the Billboard Music Awards.

Axl called and said that Cream Rose declined the Billboard Music Awards.

The Music Industry admitted they weren't REALLY up for Best New Artist Award at the Billboard Music Awards, it was just a lure to get Billy out of hiding. Axl was right.

Billy called Axl's Cellphone and was like,"Can you believe the audacious nerve of the Music Industry trying to lure us to the Billboards Music Awards to get me out of hiding? How gullible do they think we are?"

Axl smiled and told him that he already figured right off the bat that this was a lure and had already told Cream Rose that this was a lure to get Billy out of hiding and they had agreed and both Claven Records and the Music Industry confirmed that this was a lure to get Billy out of hiding.

Billy was like,"You're a good Manager to us and a good Boyfriend to me. "

Axl smiled and thanked him and was welcomed. Billy and Axl chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Billy packed his bags and checked out of the Motel and took a Taxi to the Airport. He made last minute bookings for New York. He was processed and got on the plane for New York. On the plane ride, he wistfully thought about Axl and how much he missed him. He wanted to kiss Axl and hug him. He also missed Jimmy, James, Andy and Mike and wanted to hang out with them again.

He knew if he was caught, he'd be in jail for Arson and evasion. He sighed. He decided to make the best of it and relax. After the plane ride, he went to a hotel and booked some days. He couldn't believe he was a Fugitive on the run. He called Axl and told him he was in New York. Axl smiled and told him he was glad he took his advice. Billy smiled.

Billy and Axl chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up. Technically, they were now in a long distance relationship. Billy loved Axl so much and vice versa. Billy ordered Room Service and ate, drank, and chilled. He called Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike and told them all that he loved them and they repeated it. They all chatted and then said their goodbyes.

Billy watched the News and now there was a Nation Wide search for Billy.

No, no, no!" Billy said horrified. He accidentally set his house on fire, it wasn't like he was a serial killer. Billy thanked God his disguise was a really good disguise and looked like a normal person. Just short brown hair and brown eye contacts.

Billy's Reward Capture went up to FIVE MILLION! He was now on America's Most Wanted List! No, no no! Billy was horrified. He called Axl.

Axl suggested that maybe he run to a Country that had no expedition laws with The United States.

Billy pointed out that he'd need a Passport in order to go to another Country.

Axl acknowledged that Billy had a good point. Axl suggested that Billy just lay low.

Billy's craving for Cocaine came back and it was overwhelming. He told Axl he was craving Cocaine badly and Axl suggested he ride out his Cocaine feeling because now was not the best time for him to go out and buy Cocaine. Billy was beginning to sweat and jitter. Billy told Axl this and Axl suggested he just lie down and go to sleep. They chatted for a while, and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Billy tried to fight his Cocaine craving, but it was really overwhelming. Billy had urges of leaving the hotel to look for a drug dealer that would give him sweet relief and sweet salvation. He was deep in his addiction. He knew that going out to look for a drug dealer was risky, with a Nation Wide search for him.

Billy decided to snort baby powder as a temporary fix for Cocaine and felt a little better. Billy fell asleep. When he woke up, he chilled and ate and drank in his hotel room. Billy wished that Axl was with him in his hotel room. Billy blushed, thinking about Axl and he making out and cuddling with each other and just enjoying each other's company. Billy missed James, Jimmy, Andy and Mike. Billy once again couldn't believe he was a Fugitive on the run. He kind of felt he was already in jail. Away from his four Brothers and Boyfriend and hiding in a cage, scared and lonely. Billy decided to make the best of this again.

Back in Florida, Axl wished he could see Billy again. He understandably missed his Boyfriend and Client. Axl knew that seeing Billy was extremely risky especially with a Nationwide search for Billy going on. On Social Media, Fans wanted to hear Cream Rose perform.

Cream Rose replied,"Billy's on the run and it just wouldn't feel right performing without him."

Fans were once again disappointed, but they decided to let it drop.

Axl and the rest of Cream Rose felt bad that they were letting their Fans down, but they knew that performing without Billy on the run just wouldn't feel right like they told their Fans. They felt miserable. Billy was on the run and they were letting their Fans down.

Billy called all of them and told them he was sorry he caused all of this.

They told him that it was okay, although all 6 of them knew this was fuced up.

On the news, Billy's Mother, Father, and Brother and Sister came on the news and begged him to just turn himself in. They were all crying.

Billy's heart wrenched. He knew he was hurting his blood Family, his Adopted Family(James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy), his Boyfriend, and his Fans by being on the run.

Billy knew what he had to do. He had to turn himself in.

Billy stayed one more day in the hotel and then checked out and went to the Airport and booked a last minute flight to Florida. He called Axl from a payphone and told him he was back in Florida. He told Axl he was ready to turn himself in.

Axl responded," This is a big deal. You'll most likely end up behind bars for this. You ready?"

Billy took a deep breath and said,"I'm ready. I miss you, Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike and my Family wants me to turn myself in and I don't like letting our Fans down. "

Axl said,"I'm your Lawyer and I can protect you. I can get you a good deal. "

Billy smiled and thanked him and was welcomed.

They made plans to meet in a near alley. They chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes. Billy called Andy, Mike, James and Jimmy and told them all he was planning to turn himself in and that he missed them all. They responded that they missed him too and couldn't wait to see him. The phone calls were soon all over.

Axl went to the alley and saw Billy and they hugged and made out, glad they were back together. They went to the local Police Station.

At the Police Station, Billy and Axl walked up to the front desk. Billy said,"I'm William Anderson Parks and I'm here to turn myself in. " Axl was allowed to be there to support him as his Lawyer.

Billy was escorted into the Interrogation room. Axl had walked with him. Billy was asked what happened the day of the house fire. Billy asked Axl if it was okay if he answered that. Axl responded,"You can just plead the fifth to avoid incriminating yourself."

Billy responded,"I plead the fifth." Axl smiled. The Cops continued questioning him and Billy was sweating and nervous. Axl said,"You can say you do not wish to answer anymore questions."

Billy said,"I do not wish to answer anymore questions." The Cops agreed to stop asking questions. But they said that Billy would have to be booked. Billy was nervous, but Axl said,"Getting booked is easy. They'll strip search you, take your mugshot, take your fingerprints, run your records, set your bail, give you a Court Date. Billy hugged Axl and Axl hugged him back.

Billy's records were run and he didn't have any criminal records. They strip searched Billy and found no weapons or drugs on him. They took his mugshot, and Billy looked scared, definitely a complete opposite of the relieved smirk Axl had in Axl's Mugshot. Billy's fingerprints were taken and his Bail was 10 million and his Court Date would be in three days. Axl paid the 10 Million Bail and Billy and Axl were allowed to leave. Billy's booking went viral.

Billy and Axl went to the hotel and Jimmy, James Andy and Mike were all happy to see him. Billy was happy and Axl was happy too. But Cream Rose no longer had a house to go home too. They added more days to the hotel. The Front Desk Clerk was pleasantly surprised to see Billy back. Billy blushed. They went back to Axl's room, which was now also Billy's room. They chilled and ordered Room Service and ate and drank and watched TV. On the News was Billy's booking, the Interrogation, and the mugshot. Billy's scared face showed up on screen for the mugshot. Billy blushed shyly and was just grateful his bail was paid and he didn't have to spend even a second behind bars. Cream Rose all smiled.

Axl decided to practice with Billy for his upcoming Court Hearing. Cream Rose knew this was a good idea.

Billy was up for this. "Axl said, "I'll pretend to be the Prosecutor. Billy nodded. They will likely ask,"What were you doing when your house caught on fire?"

Billy answered,"I was sleeping."

Axl drew a picture of pizza and said,"This pizza was found in the oven in your house and has your fingerprints on it." Care to tell the Court why you fell asleep with a pizza in the oven?

Axl said,"I'll pretend to be your Lawyer now." Billy nodded.

"Mr. Parks, you don't HAVE to answer that. You have the right to remain silent. Billy shook his head.

Axl said,"I'm going to pretend to be the Prosecutor now. " Billy nodded

"Mr. Parks, shaking your head no could be considered an implied admission of guilt.

Axl said,"I'm going to pretend to be the Lawyer now." Billy nodded.

"Objection! My Client shaking his head no is not an implied admission of guilt. You are badgering my Client. He doesn't have to speak at all

Axl said,"I'm going to pretend to be the Judge now." Billy nodded.

"Objection sustained. Mr. Parks has the right to refuse to answer any intimidating questions."

Axl said,"I'm going to pretend to be the Prosecutor now."

Billy nodded. "Axl said,"Objection! Your Honor, Mr. Rose shouldn't even be Mr. Parks's Lawyer in the first place. They are dating and that is a conflict of interest."

Axl said,"I'm going to pretend to be the Judge now." Billy nodded.

"Billy has the right to any Lawyer he wants. He has the right to have Mr. Rose as his Lawyer regardless of their personal relationship."

Billy blushed.

Axl said,"I'm going to pretend to be the Lawyer again.

Billy nodded.

Mr. Parks, do you wish to answer any more questions about the fire?"

Billy said,"No "

Axl said,"My Client, Mr. Parks has sad he no longer wishes to answer any more questions about the fire, so Court must immediately dismiss for now."

Axl said,"I'm going to pretend to be the Judge now."

Billy nodded. "Mr. Rose is right. Court is dismissed for now."

Billy and Axl smiled at each other. Hopefully, real Court would be that easy.

Axl asked Cream Rose if they wanted to flat out admit to the Hotel Staff that they were homeless and ask if they could add another Month to the hotel.



Cream Rose had qualms about telling the Hotel Staff that they were homeless. They looked at the ground shyly.



Axl said,"Come on, we're still wealthy. It's not like we're street bums. We're just the wealthy homeless and besides, the Hotel Staff already knows that that we're homeless. We just have to ask to extend the Hotel stays. There is nothing wrong with asking for help guys. Besides, I used to actually live on the actual streets before making it big, we're not as bad as that."



The rest of Cream Rose chatted with each other and came to the conclusion that Axl was right.



They told Axl he was right and he smiled. They all went to the front desk and admitted that they were homeless and asked to add a month to their stay.



The Hotel Staff were like,"We already knew you guys were homeless. Your house burned down. It stands to reason that you don't have a house anymore if it burned down.



Cream Rose all blushed shyly.



The Hotel Staff booked them for another month and they all paid. They thanked the hotel staff and were welcomed.



They all went back to their own rooms.



On Social Media, there were comments about Cream Rose being homeless. Axl told Billy, "Once again, we're the wealthy homeless, not the poor homeless. " Billy smiled.



Billy and Axl made out passionately and fell asleep.

They all chilled for a couple of days, just having fun



Then it was time for Billy's Court Hearing. Cream Rose got ready for Court. Billy's Court date was for 10 AM. They got up at 7 and got ready for the Court. They were wearing bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.



At Court, they were all processed and went to the Courtroom.



Axl and Billy practiced for the Court Hearing. Billy was nervous, but Jimmy, James, Andy, Mike and Axl all comforted him and supported him.



Court soon started and Axl and Billy were sworn in

The Prosecutor asked Billy,"What were you doing when your house caught on fire?"



Billy responded,"I was asleep."



The Prosecutor asked,"What caused the fire?"



Billy looked at Axl and Axl told Billy,"You don't have to answer that question. You can plead the fifth."



Billy responded,"I plead the fifth." Axl responded,"Good." Billy smiled.



Billy was asked if he was a drug addict. Billy and Axl had looks of panics. They DID not prepare for this scenario.



Axl said,"Mr. Parks, I advise you to not answer that question. I object to my Client being asked if he is a drug addict since that question is irrelevant in a case about a house fire.



The Judge overruled the objection and stated he felt it was a relevant question.

Billy's drug dealer came out of the watching crowd and said he could answer that question. Billy recognized his drug dealer and had a look of panic. The Judge and Prosecutor allowed the drug dealer to testify.



The Drug Dealer was sworn in and said,"Mr. Parks bought Cocaine and Subutex from me. "



The Prosecutor asked,"Care to tell the Court what Subutex does?



The Drug Dealer said," Subutex counteracts drug addiction.



Billy hung his head low.



The crowd chattered.



Axl couldn't believe Billy's Cocaine secret was out like this, in a televised Court Hearing.



The Prosecutor asked Billy,"Is this true? Are you a Cocaine Addict?"



Axl responded,"You can plead the fifth."



Billy responded,"I plead the fifth."



The Prosecutor pulled up the Cake Cream Show where Billy showed up high on Cocaine after he forgot to take his Subutex.



The Crowd watched Billy stumble, sweat, his glassy, bloodshot eyes, his jittery manner, him playing the drums sloppily and lazily, etc.



Axl said,"Objection! Mr. Parks was sick that day because he tested positive for Covid! I tested him myself! The Prosecutor smirked and zoomed in on the Covid test and it showed that Billy actually tested NEGATIVE for Covid.



The Prosecutor said to the court, let it be known that this shows that Mr. Parks tested NEGATIVE for Covid that day and Mr. Rose claimed in this very Court that Mr. Parks tested POSITIVE for Covid."



Billy and Axl's case was falling apart.



Axl still needed to protect Billy. Axl said," This clip is irrelevant as this isn't a drug case, it's a case about a house that caught on fire." Billy smiled gratefully at Axl.



To the judge, he asked if he could cross examine the Drug Dealer.



The Judge allowed him to cross examine the Drug Dealer.



Axl asked," "You say that you sold Cocaine and Subutex to my Client, Mr. Parks, is that right?"



The Drug Dealer said,"That's right."



Axl said,"All of Cream Rose wearable motorcycle helmets when out like we are now. How could you tell if it was Billy you sold Cocaine and Subutex to? It could have been ANYONE under the motorcycle helmet."



The Drug Dealer said,"I knew it was Billy from his voice."



Axl asked,"Do you have concrete proof that you sold Cocaine and Subutex to Billy?"



The Drug Dealer admitted he didn't have any concrete proof that he sold Cocaine and Subutex to Billy.



Axl said,"I rest my case."



The Judge allowed the Drug Dealer to step down. He did. He went back to his seat.



The Prosecutor straight up asked Billy if he was a Cocaine Addict.



Axl said,"You can plead the fifth."



Billy said,"I plead the fifth."



The Prosecutor said,"I'm going to need a Yes or No response, Mr. Parks. Billy looked at Axl.



Axl responded to the Prosecutor," No you don't. My Client, Mr Parks has the right to remain silent."



Billy said," I plead the fifth."



The Prosecutor said,"Mr. Rose shouldn't even be Mr Parks Lawyer in the first place since they are dating. It's an unethical conflict of interest."



The Judge said,"It's unethical, but not illegal. Mr. Parks has the right to hire anyone he chooses to represent him as Lawyer. I will allow Mr. Rose to remain Mr. Park's Lawyer regardless of their personal relationship."



Billy and Axl smirked.



There was a temporary recess.

During the recess, they ate a late breakfast, used the bathroom, Billy and Axl talked more, looked at their cellphones, Mike, Jimmy, James, and Andy also supported Billy more. Soon, the recess was over and Court was back in Session.

The Prosecutor asked Jimmy, James, Andy, and Mike if they wanted to press charges against Billy for their house burning down. Billy and Axl didn't even think of the possibility that Andy, Mike, James and Jimmy could press charges against Billy for their house burning down.

James, Andy, Mike and Jimmy all knew that pressing charges against Billy for their house burning down would most likely mean that Billy would be behind bars. They also took into consideration that this was BILLY'S house that burned down, the one that Billy let them live in rent free. Also, if the rest of Cream Rose pressed charges against Billy, Axl would have to be doing double Lawyer duty, he'd have to be Billy's Lawyer and their Lawyer against each other at the same time. So awkward. Also, Billy set the house on fire by accident, not on purpose.

Axl and Billy begged James, Jimmy, Mike, and Andy to not press charges against Billy telepathetically.

James, Andy Mike and Jimmy all said they didn't wish to press charges against Billy.

Axl and Billy breathed sighs of relief and were grateful.

The Prosecutor asked James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy to come to the stand and speak about Billy.

Axl was confident that James, Andy, Jimmy, and Mike would help Billy's case, not harm his case. He allowed James, Jimmy, Andy, and Mike to go on the stand

The Prosecutor asked all of them what kind of person Billy was.

James, Jimmy, Andy, and Mike were all like,"Billy is sweet, kind, caring, loving, and loveable."

The Prosecutor said,"And he's also the reason your house is burned down. He can't be all those good things when it's his fault your house got burned." James, Jimmy, Andy, and Mike stayed silent, but all looked uncomfortable.

Axl immediately said,"Objection! The Prosecutor is trying to purposely make Billy look bad."

The Judge said,"Objection overruled. I'm sure the Court would love to hear James, Jimmy, Mike and Andy's response to Billy causing their house to burn down!"

Axl responded,"Objection to YOU, your Honor for insinuating that Billy burned down the house when it hasn't been proven that Billy caused the fire in the first place! All Billy said was that he was asleep when the house caught on fire. "

The Judge said,"Objection sustained."

The Prosecutor brought out the burned pizza as evidence, the picture of the oven being on when the house burned, and brought out Billy's fingerprints that were taken at the booking.

He showed the Court that the fingerprints on the pizza and Billy's fingerprints matched perfectly. The Prosecutor also showed the surveillance that showed that Billy came to the movie theaters hours after Cream Rose originally arrived. Billy's face blanched.

Axl said,"Once again, my Client, Mr Parks said he was SLEEPING when the house caught on fire. Of course he'd show up late to the movies due to his SLEEPING." Axl purposely didn't mention the oven being on when the house caught on fire.

The Prosecutor questioned,"And the oven being on when the house burned? How do you explain that?" The Prosecutor smirked.

Axl counteracted,"How do we know that this wasn't an Attempted set up of Arson for Billy? There have been multiple attacks on Mr. Parks's life. Anyone who hates Mr Parks could have broken in, saw Billy sleeping, used gloves and put the pizza in the oven and turned it on and then ran in an attempt to frame Mr. Parks for Arson/burn Billy alive."

Billy couldn't believe in a good way the realistic scenario Axl just said. He just might get off scot free! He was glad Axl was his Lawyer.

The Judge pointed out that Axl made perfect sense.

The Prosecutor straight up asked Billy if HE put the pizza in the oven and turned it on.

Axl reminded Billy that there was no direct, foolproof evidence that Billy put the pizza in the oven himself.

Billy remained silent.

The Prosecutor then grasped at straws and said,"How do we know that Jimmy, Andy, Mike, James, or Axl didn't burn the house themselves for insurance money for the house and to collect life insurance on Mr Parks if he died? The Prosecutor hoped to make Billy confess on the spot in a reckless and impulsive snap, rash decision.

Jimmy, James, Mike and Andy all looked appalled at the horrible things the Prosecutor was speculating about them. They all shook their heads. Billy looked appalled too. He knew he started the fire by accident and knew his Cream Rose Brothers and Boyfriend Axl would never set the house on fire for property insurance money or to kill him for life insurance money. Cream Rose all knew this too. Axl looked appalled as he also knew none of them would do this.
Axl held his emotions back and said,"Objection, Prosecutor is purely speculating in a ridiculous manner."

The Judge said,"Objection sustained as it does seem that the Prosecutor is merely speculating in a ridiculous manner."

All of Cream Rose breathed sighs of relief.

The Prosecutor than said,"Your Honor, Billy confessed to me on Tuesday May 24th in my office that he burned down the house by accident!" He said he wanted a plea deal!

All of Cream Rose all shook their heads no.

Axl said,"Mr. Parks was still on the run on Tuesday May 24th. I'm his Lawyer and if anything, he'd ask ME to get him a plea deal, not go directly to you, and then both he and I would have contacted you or vice versa. We did no such thing."

The Prosecutor said," I offered Mr Parks 20 Million to confess to me and he confessed!"

Billy shook his head.

Axl said,"Are you saying you offered a BRIBE to my Client, Mr Parks? Offering a BRIBE for a confession is illegal."

The Prosecutor looked uncomfortable. "Mr. Parks was desperate for money! He's basically flatline broke!"

Axl said,"Mr. Parks is worth roughly 500 Million. He isn't desperate for money. Nor is he basically flatline broke." Billy smiled at Axl. Axl was defending him well.

The Prosecutor said, "I told Mr Parks that he would avoid incarceration if he confessed!"

Axl asked, "Do you have any concrete proof that Mr Parks confessed to you?"

The Prosecutor said,"No, I don't have any concrete proof that Mr Parks confessed to me."

Billy and Axl smirked.

Axl asked the Prosecutor,"Did you lie about Mr Parks confessing to you in order to make him look guilty?

The Prosecutor replied," Yes, I lied about Mr Parks. He never confessed to me, in fact, he never even saw me before this very Court Hearing now! I lied because I wanted to win the case!"

The Judge was like,"I have heard enough. There isn't enough concrete evidence to convict William Anderson Parks on Arson. Besides, the Prosecutor falsely claimed the Defendant confessed to him and confessed he lied about the confession in order to win. Also, his insinuating that Cream Rose set the house on fire for insurance money and possible life insurance on Billy was unprofessional and out of line. The case against William Anderson Parks is dismissed. " He banged his gravel.

Axl, Billy and Cream Rose all celebrated happily while the Prosecutor looked troubled.

All of Cream Rose went to Olive Garden to celebrate Axl and Billy beating their case.

They had a nice afternoon meal. Billy was glad that Axl was his Lawyer.

After the meal, they went to the hotel. Already, the Court Hearing for Billy was going viral.



Fans commented,"Wow, that Prosecutor was a huge jerk.



Other Fans mentioned Billy's Cocaine discovery and were like,"Wow, Billy's a Cocaine Addict? Billy seems so responsible and straight edge. I wouldn't think Billy would be on Cocaine."



Cream Rose all blushed. On Social Media, Cream Rose were asked if Billy was a Cocaine Addict and Axl responded,"There was no concrete proof that Billy is a Cocaine Addict. The Drug Dealer admitted in court that* he didn't have concrete proof."



Claven Records called Billy's phone and asked him if he was a Cocaine Addict. Axl responded that he could still plead the fifth."



Billy said,"I plead the fifth."



Claven Records were like,"We can't have a drug addict as a Claven Records Employee. Were going to have to fire you* as Cream Rose Member." Billy told Claven Records to hold on and they did.



Billy told Cream Rose," Claven Records told me that they will have to fire me as a Claven Records Employee for being a drug addict."



No!" Jimmy, Axl, James, Andy and Mike all cried in unison!"



Axl pondered what to do now. He told Billy to let him speak to Claven Records. Billy did.



He spoke to Claven Records and begged them to not fire Billy from Claven Records.



Claven Records said, "We just can't have a drug addict as an Employee."



Axl said,"Billy's Cocaine use is for the most part under control. He's only shown up to work high on Cocaine ONCE and I quickly sent him home. He's never shown up high on Cocaine after that so far."



Claven Records said,"We're willing to give Billy the benefit of the doubt and give him a chance. We won't fire him yet.*



Axl sighed a grateful sigh of relief. He told Claven Records to hold on and they did.



He told Billy the good news and Billy was grateful.



He spoke to Claven Records and thanked them. They welcomed him.



Claven Records and Billy chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.



Billy claimed he wanted to go to the park. Jimmy, James, Andy, Axl, and Mike all said they would go with him.



Billy then claimed he wanted to go to the library. The rest of Cream Rose said they would go with him.



Billy then said he wanted to go to the local swimming pool. The rest of Cream Rose all said they would go with him.



Billy then said he wanted to go to the Supermarket. The rest of Cream Rose all said they would go with him.



Billy said,"Please! I just want to go out alone!"



Axl said,"I know where you really want to go, and I'll love to go with you. It'll just be us."



Billy reluctantly agreed to let Axl come with him. They put on their bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and told the rest of Cream Rose goodbye and they said it back.



Axl and Billy went to a Drug Dealer and Billy bought some more Cocaine and Subutex. Axl knew all along that Billy was going to buy Cocaine and Subutex. Billy thanked the Drug Dealer and was welcomed. Billy and Axl left.



Axl told Billy he knew where Billy was going all along. Billy blushed.



They went back to the hotel. Billy snorted the Cocaine and then took the Subutex.



Billy fell asleep.

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Here are some Commentary on my Fictional Axl Rose stories. :D



I am wondering in the first fictional Axl Rose story if I should have started the story with the first part and continued with Axl finding out that Guns N'Roses was doing a show that very night and him buying last minute tickets to Guns N'Roses show where he sees Older Axl, Current Guns N'Roses and Cake Cream. And never writing the parts about him going to Denny's, buying Lottery tickets, going to the hotel, going to the bars, etc. But then his hair wouldn't have been black, he wouldn't be called Michael Randall Johnson as the fake ID wouldn't have existed, Thomas the Waiter wouldn't have known about him the second time they went to Denny's, Axl wouldn't have gotten Vaccinated l, nor would Axl have to sing at the hotel in lieu of the Hotel manager pressing charges, etc. What do you guys think? :)



Claven Records is the equivalent of the real world Sony Records and Universal Records. :D



In my Fictional Axl Rose stories, everybody just accepts that Axl Rose from 1987 time traveled from 1987 to 2022 and there is an Older Axl(Current Axl) and a Young Axl(1987 Axl) and aren't freaked out about it. :D




In the first story, Axl gets Steven and Izzy to come back by falsely claiming that Older Axl told him he missed them and wanted them to be a part of Guns N'Roses again. In the second one, Axl doesn't lie and is just like,"Hey, Steven and Izzy, I want you guys to be a part of Guns N'Roses again." Steven and Izzy in both stories are eager to be a part of Guns N'Roses again.



Older Axl helps out Axl with personal problems, and Axl helps him out with musical problems.



Cake Cream in both stories have a deep codependency on each other and want to include Axl in this codependency. Axl is slightly freaked out about this sometimes, as he is not deeply codependent on Guns N'Roses in 1987, but he does appreciate that they all care about him and he cares about them too.



The relationship between Axl and Billy was forshadowed in part one, Axl calling Billy to apologize for storming off on Cake Cream, Billy being the one Axl chose to sign the documents again, Billy being the only one to visit Axl in jail(Keep in mind that Cake Cream had a codependency where all five of them travel together, so only Billy visiting Axl in jail was out of character for Cake Cream), Axl telling Billy first about his imminent return to 1987, Billy kissing his forehead and hugging him goodbye, Billy crying the most about the "Where do we go,?" , etc.



I do wonder if I made Cake Cream Axl's brainless Minions. It seems like Cake Cream don't have minds of their own and are just blindly doing whatever Axl suggests. Axl also has to do a lot of the thinking for them.




I still don't know whether Claven is pronounced with a short A or a long A. About Claven Records, in my mind, Claven Records is the same building as the real world Greenwich Studios in North Miami. Timothy is the only Claven Records Executive mentioned by name most of the time, except when he mentions one of his Co-Managers. There are multiple Claven Records Executives, I just don't mention them by name. So, when I write,, Claven Records called," it could be any of the numerous Claven Records Executives calling. When I mention,"Timothy," it is obviously Timothy. ;)



My Fictional Axl Rose and Cake Cream/Cream Rose live in Miami, Florida and frequently visit the local Marriott and perform frequently at the James L Knight Center.

Axl is 25, James, Andy, Mike, Jimmy and Billy are all 26 for the most part but Billy just had his 27th birthday.



About the Cake Cream/Cream Rose, Andy and Billy have the closest friendship, James and Jimmy have the closest friendship, Billy and Axl are in a relationship, Mike is equally friends with everyone. Billy is actually the Leader despite being the Drummer although Mike was the one who came up with the, "We should be more open with each other and the "Where do we go? Where do we go now?."



About Mike, I realized that despite being the lead Singer I don't have write all that much about him. I handwaved this as Mike just not having a lot of stage presence and Jimmy and James, the guitarists having more stage presence than him.



Andy, I personally didn't like him all that much when developing his character and had him do the dastardly deed of attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000 when Axl was a Fugitive. I had the rest of Cake Cream talk him out of this and had Billy, who is one of my favorite Cake Cream/ Cream Rose Members give Andy $5,000 to prevent Andy from turning him in.



In an abandoned storyline, I planned to have Andy screw over his Brothers and Axl for money, but I thought I was doing Andy dirty and changed Andy into being remorseful, regretful, guilty, and sorry for attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000. In the first story, Axl doesn't find out Andy attempted to sell him out for $5,000. In the second one, he finds out about it when Jimmy blurts it out. Axl is hurt but forgives Andy when he sees how bad Andy feels about it.


​Some plot lines were already thought of ahead of time such as Billy's house being burned down, and Jimmy punching James for having sex with Allison. In the first story, I always planned to have Axl's Appetite For Destruction Cross Tattoo discovered, to blow his cover as Axl Rose and not merely Michael Randall Johnson. I had three ways I planned to do this.

Have someone drug Axl's drink and force him to pass out and then the sleeve would be pulled up, revealing his forearm tattoo(Creepy) My second thought was have people FIGHT that sleeve up against his will while he was fully awake,(Creepy) , my third one was have Axl fall asleep on his own because he was tired, and have a Cake Cream Member pull up his sleeve while he slept (The most normal way to do it). Either way that Tattoo was going to get exposed I chose the third way, wait for him to fall asleep on his own and then pull up his sleeve, revealing his forearm tattoo.

Some occured to me out of nowhere, like Brandon Records falsely offering Cake Cream $500 Million each to leave Claven Records and work with them and Axl thinking this is a shady deal and being right, and Brandon Records having to pay them $500 Million each for real after committing libel and perjury in court against Cake Cream.

As Billy slept, Axl pondered what to do. Billy was a Cocaine Addict and that Cocaine addiction led to his house being burned down and him nearly getting fired from Claven Records. Billy was such a sweet, caring, kind, loving and loveable person, he just happened to have the Cocaine addiction. Poor Billy. Billy only became an addict after nearly being murdered twice and Axl taking multiple gunshots, saving Billy's life.



Cake Cream/Cream Rose had agreed to let Billy do Cocaine as long as it was only in the house, or Hotel Room. But they wondered if Billy's Cocaine use wasn't becoming a huge problem. Billy had shown up to a Cake Cream Show late and high on Cocaine and now their house burned down due to Billy's Cocaine use. And Billy nearly got put in jail because of the Cocaine/burned down house. Jimmy, James, Andy Mike and Axl didn't know what to do.



They all chatted. Soon, the rest of Cream Rose went to their own rooms. It was just Billy and Axl left. Axl climbed into bed with Billy and soon fell asleep himself.



They woke up in the morning and ate and got ready for the day. When Billy thought Axl wasn't looking, Billy snorted a line of Cocaine and then took Subutex. Axl was watching the whole thing. Axl shook his head. It was becoming more and more apparent that Billy was a Cocaine Addict.



Axl said to Billy," I'm worried about your Cocaine Addiction."



Billy responded,"I'm not a Cocaine Addict. I'm just a casual Cocaine User."



Axl said,"No, you're an Addict. Billy vehemently denied that he was an Addict.



Axl said,"Billy, do you love me?"



Billy responded,"Yes, I love you."



Axl said, "I love you too. I just want you to be open and honest with me and admit that you're a drug addict. It's just us, sitting alone in privacy. No James, no Mike, no Andy, no Jimmy. Just Axl and Billy."



Billy took a deep breath and said,"Yes, Axl, I'm a drug Addict. "



Axl said,"I know. Thanks for being honest with me."



Billy said,"You're welcome."



Axl said,"Where do we go? Where do we go? Where do we go? Making Billy laugh. Axl and Billy made out and then hung out with James, Andy, Mike and Jimmy. They went to the park and just chilled, just relaxing. Fans went up to them and begged them for Autographs and Selfies and they were annoyed as they just wanted to chill in peace, but they decided to oblige their Fans. They took the Selfies and gave Autographs. The Fans were happy and thanked them. They welcomed them.



The Fans soon left after chatting briefly with them.



They chilled more and then went to Amazon and bought a guitar for Jimmy, a guitar for James, a keyboard for Andy, drums for Billy, microphones for Mike and Axl, and speakers and amps for everyone. They chose next day delivery. They went to a Restaurant and Fans were asking them for more Selfies and Autographs. They were once again annoyed but obliged their Fans. They did more Selfies and Autographs. The Fans were happy. They thanked them and were welcomed and they all chatted for a bit and then the Fans went back to their own tables. Cream Rose had a nice meal.