A Disney Song for Every Situation
 

Hullo all! I hope the thread title speaks for itself. In this thread I encourage everyone to offer up a Disney* song for the situation described. I'm sure we can find you something that speaks to your situation.** This is because Disney actually deals with everything. Think you're too good for Disney songs? Think again.

Please try to keep your situations down to one or two sentences, or else it might be hard for us to recommend you something.

Ex 1. "My girlfriend doesn't give me head."
Ex 2. "My boss is a micro-manager and never lets me do my own thing."
Ex 3. "I can never find clean socks."

*We reserve the right to use songs from non-Disney animated singing movies also
**Please refrain from using scenarios that deal with very serious sh*t as I want to keep the tone lighthearted and fun here obviously.

Ready? Go! Gimme a situation! Any situation at all!

Also about footjobs and anal:

Wait, wtf. NO WAY :D

I'll give you something positive to work with, Miss P.

Just held hands with my date for the first time. :)

What have you got?

The first 30 seconds: every disagreement between two individuals on the internet

That's adorable, Pet_Sounds. :) "Colors of the Wind" is a good choice, but the first track that came to my head was:

No takers?? OH THE DISAPPOINTMENT

Sick in bed on a beautiful day?

Hahahah you're my best friend right now. Sorry about being sick, if you really are sick.

I think this Robin Hood song might capture the mood.



How about the Lion King song. Were you feeling the love or what? =D

Yes, I really am sick, but your song has inspired me to rewatch Robin Hood; I forgot what a great movie that was. Both of your choices have been spot on. :)