Because that sort of cheesy machismo is what defines "pro" wrestling.
I'd wear all leather, maybe some spikes, a huge mullet and of course enter the arena on a motorcycle. My finisher would involve a giant toy hammer bought at the local Dragon's Lair store.




This one would be acceptable too, but only because the vocals are awesome in a way that also makes me giggle uncontrollably.
Seems ridiculous enough for the WWE.

Should name your wrestling alias Benny Kill.

Zebrahead - Falling Apart
This was the song I had in my post that got taken down.

That's one of the least badass rock songs I can think of.

This is a toughie, but I think I would choose...

i had to give this serious thought, cause if I'm to make an entrance to a song it needs to describe me in every way. So what song describes me in every way?....

I guess this one.


Eh... I have a better one I think. Just can't think of it.

Too bad you just got married because...will you divorce her and marry me? We can sing superior live versions of songs all day.

Holy **** you're real.

Our marriage would be beautiful, Frown. The ceremony would feature a performance of faithful reconstructions of Russolo's Intonarumori, recitations of sound poetry by Hugo Ball, an act from Dali's Etre Dieu, and a reading from Empty Words.

Guests would each receive a framed Oblique Strategy card to commemorate the event.

Real as they come, baby.

I would just join wolfpack LOL