Spiders and I

The Batlord · 10-26-2014, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by CoNtrivedNiHilism

Yeah, Batlord. Those things won't turn you in to Spiderman when the bite you. They turn you in to Oh **** I'm Dead Man.

There's a hyphen in "Spider-Man", you clod.

CoNtrivedNiHilism · 10-26-2014, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

There's a hyphen in "Spider-Man", you clod.

Hey, I don't care. Buttface.

The Batlord · 10-26-2014, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by CoNtrivedNiHilism

Hey, I don't care. Buttface.

You're in a thread about spiders, so you'd think you'd have a bit more respect for their human king.

~~Lord Larehip~~ · 10-28-2014, 05:29 PM

Someone sent me this on FB, I direct the question to the Batlord:

The Batlord · 10-28-2014, 05:52 PM

~~Lord Larehip~~ · 11-04-2014, 02:44 PM

The Batlord's Spider Identification Chart

The Batlord · 11-04-2014, 06:02 PM

This is an accurate list. Would use to commit spider genocide.

Forward To Death · 11-04-2014, 09:54 PM

I think spiders are awesome at a distance, like on TV and even if they're on the wall not directly above my head or next to my ear or worse. Centipedes freak me the **** out, though. Nothing with that many legs should be living in my quarters.

~~Lord Larehip~~ · 11-05-2014, 05:40 PM

The common house centipede. They are very common in my house, I have a lot of them. But that's ok. Because of them, I don't have many ants, silverfish or roaches--in fact, I have none. That's because these little guys are voracious eaters of the other little guys. And may it always be that way.

They are completely harmless to humans. You can pick them up with no fear of getting stung. In fact, they play dead. They are non-aggressive towards humans unless you end up like the incredible shrinking man, in which case you'll find them pretty aggressive and pretty damn fast.

A very primal looking creature, centipedes are like living fossils walking the earth since antediluvian times.

DwnWthVwls · 11-05-2014, 07:06 PM

Another bug I go out of my way to rescue. I was showering one time and realized one was drowning and about to go down the drain. I quickly turned off the water and got it out.

10-28-2014, 05:29 PM	#64 (permalink)
~~Lord Larehip~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 899	Someone sent me this on FB, I direct the question to the Batlord:

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~~Lord Larehip~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 899	The Batlord's Spider Identification Chart

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Forward To Death Trolier Than Thou Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Minnesota Posts: 1,336	I think spiders are awesome at a distance, like on TV and even if they're on the wall not directly above my head or next to my ear or worse. Centipedes freak me the **** out, though. Nothing with that many legs should be living in my quarters.

11-05-2014, 05:40 PM	#69 (permalink)
~~Lord Larehip~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 899	The common house centipede. They are very common in my house, I have a lot of them. But that's ok. Because of them, I don't have many ants, silverfish or roaches--in fact, I have none. That's because these little guys are voracious eaters of the other little guys. And may it always be that way. They are completely harmless to humans. You can pick them up with no fear of getting stung. In fact, they play dead. They are non-aggressive towards humans unless you end up like the incredible shrinking man, in which case you'll find them pretty aggressive and pretty damn fast. A very primal looking creature, centipedes are like living fossils walking the earth since antediluvian times.