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The Batlord 02-07-2015 11:35 PM

**** the New England Patriots!
 
They threw away their perfect season, Bill Belichick cheats, and Tom Brady looks like he used to be in a boy band.


http://i.imgur.com/tHGcL2h.jpg


And here's a picture of Brady crying like a little bitch.

Wpnfire 02-07-2015 11:40 PM

**** Danzig.

The Batlord 02-07-2015 11:58 PM

You're from Bum****, Kansas. Why are you here?

Frownland 02-08-2015 12:09 AM

Are you at least going to call the Patriots back, Bat?

Wpnfire 02-08-2015 12:27 AM

My parents are both from New England, and we own a house out there that we use in the summer. Also I may be from Kansas, but I do live in the 75th richest county in the United States, so suck it.

The Batlord 02-08-2015 12:48 AM

Wow, high class people from Kansas must be like, third class people everywhere else. That's pretty good all things considered.

Chula Vista 02-08-2015 08:34 AM

One more headed our way.

http://cdn.geardiary.com/wp-content/...ings-IIHIH.jpg

The Batlord 02-08-2015 09:23 AM

You know, the first time I ever really sat down and watched a football game all the way through, it was a New England Patriots' game... where they were stomped into the ground by the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XXXI. They might not have been the same team they are now, but I can still look back on that memory and smile.

Chula Vista 02-08-2015 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1548878)
You know, the first time I ever really sat down and watched a football game all the way through, it was a New England Patriots' game... where they were stomped into the ground by the Green Bay Packers in Superbowl XXXI. They might not have been the same team they are now, but I can still look back on that memory and smile.

I watched that game with Lin in the Phoenix Airport. It wasn't quite a stomping but those two kickoff returns did seal the deal for the Packers and earned Desmond Howard the MVP.

Ancient history though. As of right this minute the Pats are the champs! Green Bay who?

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibti...?itok=4DQSlwz1

The Batlord 02-08-2015 11:12 AM

^^^

WTF is that look on Tom Brady's face? I can't quite put my finger on why, but it feels like that look should be reserved only for middle-aged women politely listening to stories being told by people they don't particularly like at boring dinner parties.

Chula Vista 02-08-2015 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1548897)

WTF is that look on Tom Brady's face?

It's "I'm gonna be f*cking this in a couple of hours".

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...e-Bundchen.jpg

The Batlord 02-08-2015 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1548920)
It's "I'm gonna be f*cking this in a couple of hours".

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...e-Bundchen.jpg

If anything that looks more like, "I'm gonna have to go home soon and listen to a narcissistic super model talk about herself after I just won the biggest game of the year."


http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibti...?itok=4DQSlwz1


Seriously, I remember a few years ago when he had a knee injury or something, Giselle having him carry a bunch of ****---leg clearly bandaged or in a cast or whatever it was---while walking on an icy road. She was carrying nothing.

Chula Vista 02-08-2015 01:15 PM

You have nothing. Nothing.

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/En....jl.010514.jpg

Wpnfire 02-08-2015 01:28 PM

Tom Brady vs. Batlord. Place your bets everyone. Not to who wins, but how long it takes before Batty is knocked out by a 6'4" 36 year-old who goes to sleep at 8:30, and continues practicing till the superbowl ends, even if the patriots don't make it. I'm betting 2 seconds.

The Batlord 02-08-2015 01:31 PM

All I gotta do is wait till his wife goes shopping, then he'll be too busy being crushed under the weight of a metric ton of designer clothing to put up much of a fight.

Wpnfire 02-08-2015 01:40 PM

Tom Brady has cannons for arms. What will happen is, you'll come up to him unloading groceries, start talking ****, and he'll throw the groceries through a window of his house. The groceries will miraculously land in the kitchen unharmed. The window will be broken, but it will be fine, he doesn't care if there's a draft, he's a machine in the cold.

The Batlord 02-08-2015 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Wpnfire (Post 1548969)
Tom Brady has cannons for arms. What will happen is, you'll come up to him unloading groceries, start talking ****, and he'll throw the groceries through a window of his house. The groceries will miraculously land in the kitchen unharmed. The window will be broken, but it will be fine, he doesn't care if there's a draft, he's a machine in the cold.

Dude, he would never "throw" his wife's stuff. She'd pull his balls out of her purse and stomp them.

DwnWthVwls 02-08-2015 07:12 PM

Am I the only one who doesn't think she's that hot?

Chula Vista 02-08-2015 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1549069)
Am I the only one who doesn't think she's that hot?

She's hot. She has a very unique look though.

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/592x888/...1may11_rex.jpg

The Batlord 02-08-2015 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1549069)
Am I the only one who doesn't think she's that hot?

No. Don't get me wrong, she's certainly attractive, but in that super model kinda way where they're striking, but without necessarily being sexy.

Wpnfire 02-08-2015 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1548977)
Dude, he would never "throw" his wife's stuff. She'd pull his balls out of her purse and stomp them.

Like I said, they'll be miraculously unharmed.

RoxyRollah 02-09-2015 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wpnfire (Post 1548846)
My parents are both from New England, and we own a house out there that we use in the summer. Also I may be from Kansas, but I do live in the 75th richest county in the United States, so suck it.

No one gives a ****.

Wpnfire 02-09-2015 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah (Post 1549277)
No one gives a ****.

Do you even know what football is?

RoxyRollah 02-09-2015 10:38 AM

The feeling you experience when I kick you in the balls.Foot.Balls.

Wpnfire 02-09-2015 10:43 AM

Kicking is not on the list of things I would like for you to do to my balls.

Chula Vista 03-26-2015 05:33 PM

Back to Tom Brady.

Quote:

If you ever need a reminder of how good Tom Brady is, all you need to do is look at the Super Bowl record book, which has basically turned into Brady's autobiography.

The Patriots quarterback practically rewrote the record book during New England's 28-24 win over Seattle in Super Bowl XLIX. Brady broke, tied or extended eight Super Bowl records in the Patriots win.

Among the records that Brady broke were: Most completions in a game (37), most completions in a half (20), most Super Bowl starts (6) and most career touchdown passes in the Super Bowl (13).

Brady's 37 completions broke Peyton Manning's old record of 34, which was set last season in Denver's 43-8 loss to Seattle.

The most impressive record is probably the touchdown pass record. Brady's four touchdown passes against the Seahawks gave him 13 for his career in the Super Bowl, moving him past Joe Montana, who threw 11 touchdown passes in four Super Bowls. Brady went into Super Bowl XLIX with only nine career touchdown passes in the Big Game.

Besides breaking four records, Brady also tied two records. Two big records.

Thanks to the win, Brady now joins Montana and Terry Bradshaw as the only quarterbacks in NFL history who have won four Super Bowls as a starter.

Brady's 328-yard, four touchdown performance against Seattle earned him his third Super Bowl MVP award, which tied Joe Montana for the most ever.

Of course, there were also some records that Brady couldn't break because he already had them. Going into Super Bowl XLIX, Brady held the record for most career passes, most career completions and most career passing yards.

By tacking on 37 completions, 50 pass attempts and 328 passing yards to those records, Brady probably put those records far out of reach.

The Super Bowl record book next year should probably just have a picture of Brady on it.

The Batlord 03-26-2015 05:49 PM

God damn it, are we still caring about this? It's been two months since the Super Bowl. Get over it.

Chula Vista 03-26-2015 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1569918)
God damn it, are we still caring about this? It's been two months since the Super Bowl. Get over it.

I still have a good solid month of afterglow left.

Frownland 03-26-2015 06:24 PM

Nationalism can be so obnoxious. I don't see why we have to restrict it to New England though.

Chula Vista 03-26-2015 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1569923)
Nationalism can be so obnoxious. I don't see why we have to restrict it to New England though.

You worship Captain Beefheart, I worship Tom Brady.

Question is, what does the Bat worship?

DwnWthVwls 03-26-2015 06:47 PM

the closest thing that let's him penetrate it.

The Batlord 03-26-2015 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1569925)
You worship Captain Beefheart, I worship Tom Brady.

Question is, what does the Bat worship?

Just gonna quote my post in the Snog, Shag, Marry, or Avoid thread...


Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1569946)


Pet_Sounds 03-27-2015 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1569925)
You worship Captain Beefheart, I worship Tom Brady.

Question is, what does the Bat worship?

The Bat.


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