The English Football Thread

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

Imagine championship football being played in front of 10k jellied eel slurping wankers and 50k empty seats at the Athletics Bowl next year.

Can't wait pal

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Seems like everyone hates them, is it because of the stadium? I don't seem to remember anybody really talking about them prior to that.

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

Seems like everyone hates them, is it because of the stadium? I don't seem to remember anybody really talking about them prior to that.

They think they're bigger than they are (we won the World Cup/academy of football), Cockneys generally being annoying and shouting their mouths off, plus they are kit stealers. They fiddled the league in 2006/7 with the Tevez/Mascherano transfers, Kia Joorabchian etc, and Sheffield United went down at their expense and only just got back up. They paid them about £20m in compensation but that's a fraction of what it has cost them missing out on PL football.

Obviously the stadium as well.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Yeah, was aware of the Sheffield United thing. Might have all been for the best with where they are in the table this year tbh.

Interesting though, they have quite a few solid players so it really surprises me just how terrible they have been. Bad year for football in the Prem overall imo, league has been dead since December. Only thing I really care about is the relegation battle and even that seems like it's going to be over pretty quickly.

[Cuthbert]

Q have you heard of this guy - https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/spo...elona-17682986

He is meant to be a wonderkid. Keep an eye out for him, he might make his debut in the PL for us this season.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

https://www.sportingnews.com/ca/socc...g9zqdwajcai1lr

Thoughts Fluffo?

[Cuthbert]

Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

https://www.sportingnews.com/ca/socc...g9zqdwajcai1lr

Thoughts Fluffo?

Recycled rubbish, no direct quotes, all speculation. And Jack's on holiday now anyway so how has he been house hunting? Its just crap to fill pages as there is no football at the moment.

We stay up he goes nowhere, we don't need the money.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

Ye probably. Isn't a very reputable source. Just excited over the prospect of him joining us. Would be kinda disappointed if we got Maddison instead. Plus Jack is much more handsome imo.

[Cuthbert]

Been posting pics in the lounge, few on here showcasing their ridiculously high Internet standards. Picking flaws with Jack as if they wouldn't all suck him off in about 0.2 seconds.

Reminds me of Zac Efron.

[Ol’ Qwerty Bastard]

He should join United as we are a club for handsome footballers. Icons like Beckham and Ronaldo. Now Bruno followed suit and Jack could too.

We also keep Phil Jones around and added Harry Maguire to make them always look even better by comparison.