Anyone know anything about sampling???
 

Hi, I have a bunch of triggers I can attach to my drums (or anything for that matter) and a MIDI to USB converter box.

Heres what I wanna do with them:
I wanna make it so everytime I hit a drum a different sample comes up, for example, I hit my bass drum and a sample of Homer Simpson yelling "D'oh!" comes up, and next time I hit my bass drum a car crash sample plays, etc.

Does anyone know how I can do this by any chance?

Just use a custom synth
Do you have a keyboard with MIDI inputs?