I play the piano at a high beginner/low intermediate level, but I really suck at the guitar. As for the instruments that I want to learn play they are the following:

Piano, Tuba, Timpani, Glockenspiel, Oboe, English Horn, Flute, Piccolo, Bassoon, Contrabassoon, Electric Guitar, Guitar, Cello

I wish I would have enough time time to master them.

Takes a lot of time to master the flute, that's for sure.

Guitar for around 3 years.

I don't play any instrument and never have as my memory is too unreliable. Wait a moment, just saw my username, I have played guitar for more than 30 years.

Theoretically, I play the guitar. Bagpipes would be cool, though. You don't mess with a dude with bagpipes.

I bear the power of patience.

Had a guitar for about 2 years but I haven't played it much.
I got this learning book with it but I got lost after the first 15 pages.
Decided to just learn some songs with tabs instead but I lost motivation and then didn't play it for like a year.
Picked it up again this week and learned some basic songs (Needle In The Hay, Blitzkrieg Bop)

Keyboards don't suck for one, and I wish I had the lungs for saxophone D: that would be my dream.

Keyboards suck so badly. I bet you play one.

Would love to learn to play a Les Paul Standard, can't afford it