What did you learn today?
 

There's an expression, "you learn something new everyday." So indulge my curiosity and tell us, what did you learn today?

I learned that being obsessed about things to an extreme is not healthy and can do your head in.

How to use the try-out-machines in the music store here. They suck bigtime! Hurray! :D

Shredded Wheat tastes like carpet.

Grapefruit & Lime flavoured mineral water tastes like paint stripper.

Some myths are true...Like all BMW drivers are wankers...Who knew?

EDIT: I like sarcasm over other forms of humour...

I learnt that really hairy, bearded men should shave and wax.

That the whole world is against me Godamit!

(Been involved in 2 car crashes in 2 days.)

wow ^
Maybe you should learn to drive before going joy riding mate.
Seriously what happened there?

right-track can fit through a window. ;D

Yesterday I was in the car with my girlfriend and her Dad and we stopped at some red lights and this twat in a blue car came shunting into the back of us. We smashed into car in front of us (which drove off with bumper hanging off) and that shunted into the car in front of him. The blue car was BADLY mangled, front done in and everything, there were 4 people in there, 2 lads 2 girls, the lad driving barely looked old enough. He had a gash in the head while the girl sitting in the passenger seat next to him had a pretty ****ed up head. Girl in the back was limping badly and other guy was fine. No one else was injured, but I got a pretty sore head.
Then today I was in the car with my Mom and some foreign lorry driver bumped into the back of us then pushed us forward. It was terrible looking back and seeing this lorry pushing us along the road by our side. There was hardly any damage there though, just a dent by the rear left tyre.

Honestly, it's unbelievable. Honestly after yesterday I was actually expecting to crash again today. As we were driving I was really conscious it was gonna happen, and sure enough it did.

Ever felt like life is giving you no breaks at all??