I know a kid named Luke Sky..

His parents last name is Walker...

Poor Luke..

I hate parents that give you some cheesy fucking famous name just because their last name is the same.

Or parents that have the weird idea that it would be cool to give you roughly the same first name as your last name. It's like they purposefully want to fuck your life up from the start. Dougall McDougall is a good one. What about Nascar driver Dick Trickle?

Thats classic that is.

Yeah there is this girl that I work with and her name is Christina Chistianson..lame...I was lucky..I guess.

Haha I actually know a kid in my school named Rip VanWinkle. ****ing mad.

Rip Van Winkle is a great song.

Went to school with a kid called Christmas Shepherd

No no..I got a good one..I work with a guy who's name is

Rod Wood****.

There`s a client at my work called Mr Trebilcock.

Oh and Donald Dick is always good for a laugh

I went to infant school with a lad by the name of Harry Osbaldistone. (stone pronounced, stun)

He had thick, short, blonde hair, shaved at the sides and the top stuck up on end. He had mad staring eyes.
He was also a maniac.