Are you a drone?
Symptoms:
-Your duties at work may be completed by a trained circus monkey of low to average intelligence
-All you want is a pretty little home
-You have no time to think for yourself because you earn your living mindlessly carrying
out somebody else’s orders or thinking somebody else’s thoughts (retail, food industry,
office jobs).
Prescription:
The Faint - Agenda Suicide (click to watch)
Directions for use/ Important Information:
If you constantly find yourself feeling like a plastic gear jammed to fit inside of a machine designed to further enrich the life of an already wealthy far off CEO at the expense of your youth, energy, and thought then this is dedicated to you. Breathe. We know you. Maybe not personally, but we know your kind. We know the numbness you feel as you head home from your work shift, tired–a depleted battery with no energy left to even think about improving your quality of life, let alone to do something about it. So you don’t. You crawl inside your modern cave, turn on your computer, get lost in the world wide web until you’re ready to pass out, watch some porn, and head to bed. You wake up feeling even more tired than you did when you went to sleep, put on the same dirty clothes you wore yesterday, and leave for work. This is where we come in. After you spend a third of your paycheck or so filling up the gas tank of the car you still haven’t paid off, we strongly urge you to consider turning on your stereo, mp3 player, cassete deck, record player or whatever the **** device you have that plays your tunes. Please allow the gloomy yet upbeat melodies of The Faint to seep in and clear your mind. We’d advise you to try to find solace in the fact that these songsmiths relate and understand what you are going through but we realize that by now they are likely very rich rock stars and are living their lives accordingly. Instead, try to seperate the artist from the art. Use the song as a reminder of your current quality of life whenever you feel necessary. We don’t mean wallow in self pitty, or cry about it– use it to promote personal thought. Turn this monotonous commute into an opportunity to think up new ways to improve your situation. Use it to end the numbness. Whatever you do, use it wisely, because this may very well be the only chance you will have all day to think about yourself with a relatively rested mind. Or don’t.
See if they care.
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Taken from www.tuneremedy.com
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06-28-2008 11:24 PM