Hah! (pop, myspace, income, teacher)

Mama Booze · 02-14-2006, 07:23 PM

Ok, I read this off a myspace bulletin, but I thought you guys would get a kick out of it

my teacher told me to use each word in a sentence and i did but da bitch still gave me a 'F'.. i wonder y?

1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate -
>> My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb -
>> I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4 Foreclose -
>> If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.

5. Rectum -
>> I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

6. Disappointment -
>> My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna
send me back to the joint.

7. Penis -
>> I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel -
>> Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He
say, "Bull****, that watch israel."

9. Undermine -
>> There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic -
>> When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq -
>>When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain -
>>My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify -
>>I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify."

14. Income -
>>I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

> Today's word is: "OMELETTE"

> Let us use it in a sentence.

>>"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

>>Repost if you laughed.<<

explosions-in-my-pants · 02-14-2006, 07:31 PM

1. Hotel -
>> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody.

2. Dictate -
>> My girlfriend say my dictate good.

those two are the best ones.. hehe

Mama Booze · 02-14-2006, 07:32 PM

Those two were class [I stole Hobo's word lol]
But the israel one got me haha

TrampInaTux · 02-18-2006, 03:58 AM

Yeah no one uses class around here apart from me ladies.

Mama Booze · 02-18-2006, 08:13 AM

Jess uses class, too...I think...
Or her's might be "ace"
Not sure...meh

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02-14-2006, 07:23 PM
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 359	Hah! Ok, I read this off a myspace bulletin, but I thought you guys would get a kick out of it my teacher told me to use each word in a sentence and i did but da bitch still gave me a 'F'.. i wonder y? 1. Hotel - >> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. 2. Dictate - >> My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Catacomb - >> I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb. 4 Foreclose - >> If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose. 5. Rectum - >> I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 6. Disappointment - >> My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 7. Penis - >> I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 8. Israel - >> Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bull****, that watch israel." 9. Undermine - >> There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine. 10. Acoustic - >> When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. Iraq - >>When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break. 12. Stain - >>My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?" 13. Fortify - >>I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" She say "fortify." 14. Income - >>I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife. Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word: > Today's word is: "OMELETTE" > Let us use it in a sentence. >>"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide." >>Repost if you laughed.<<

02-14-2006, 07:31 PM
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 943	1. Hotel - >> I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the hotel everybody. 2. Dictate - >> My girlfriend say my dictate good. those two are the best ones.. hehe

02-14-2006, 07:32 PM
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 359	Those two were class [I stole Hobo's word lol] But the israel one got me haha

02-18-2006, 03:58 AM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	Yeah no one uses class around here apart from me ladies.

02-18-2006, 08:13 AM
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 359	Jess uses class, too...I think... Or her's might be "ace" Not sure...meh