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03-19-2006, 01:30 AM
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Avin' It!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA
Posts: 5,045
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Death Clock
When are you gonna die?
Watch your life slip away on the death clock...bags of fun.  http://www.deathclock.com/ Love the mode options. normal/pessimistic/optimistic/sadistic.
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. |
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03-19-2006, 06:49 AM
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Smells like piss
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,128
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whoa
im gonna die thursday january 17 2069 ill be 80 years old wicked... |
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03-19-2006, 09:39 AM
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Here's lookin at you, kid
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: The White Hotel
Posts: 359
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Friday, October 18, 2047
I'll be...... *pulls out calculater* I'll be 41. Bravo. EDIT: wait no....53 |
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03-19-2006, 10:31 PM
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Freeskier
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canuckistan
Posts: 1,322
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Jan 27 2066
huh, 79 years old, fuck that i'm not going till i'm at least 150.
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What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER |
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03-19-2006, 11:51 PM
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Bring da Ruckus
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 3,910
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Sunday, May 25, 2064
Ill be 74 when i die...Werd to that...BUT!...ill prove this thing wrong..!
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Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddys got a new .45. And I wont think twice to stick that barrel straight down sanchos throat. Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
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03-19-2006, 11:59 PM
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Who Loves Ya Baby???
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
Posts: 2,387
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Jan 21 2041 at the tender age of 67
Ironically this is the date Lorena Bobbitt was found temporarily insane for chopping off her spouse's penis, Christ I hope that's not how I die
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 I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books |
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03-20-2006, 12:56 AM
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It's chicken, you twat!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 602
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Wednesday 25 July 2006 which mean i'll die at the ripe old age of 35.
I don't want to wait that long  Anyone care to make a wager that I'll still be around?
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Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore |
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03-20-2006, 12:58 AM
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Who Loves Ya Baby???
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
Posts: 2,387
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You don't have much time left, better enjoy it. LOL
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I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books |
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03-20-2006, 01:06 AM
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It's chicken, you twat!
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 602
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Bring it on, I say.
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Two thousand years of misery, of torture in my name Hypocrisy made paramount, paranoia the law My name is called religion, sadistic, sacred whore |
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03-20-2006, 01:48 AM
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Whitewater!
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,822
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Tuesday, May 02, 2084...
97 bitches!
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 Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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