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10-26-2006, 09:15 PM
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Needle In The MB Haystack
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
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Musicbanter World Heavyweight Champion
I'm kinda "borrowing" this from another forum. Heres how it works: The Musicbanter World Heavyweight Championship (WHC) is vacant. All you have to do is describe how you would beat the current champion ( via pin, submission, etc) and youre the new champ. Ill start. I run to the ring and kick Merkaba in the nuts and put him in an ankle lock. He taps. New Champ! Bring it on!
edit: Heres what the belt looks like 
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10-26-2006, 09:28 PM
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Bring da Ruckus
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
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I would hit you with a high kick that would stun you, take you down, get full mount, and ground and pound you until knockout or referee interferance.
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Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide. Daddys got a new .45. And I wont think twice to stick that barrel straight down sanchos throat. Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass. When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold
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10-26-2006, 10:09 PM
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Needle In The MB Haystack
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
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i break a beer bottle over your head, then roll you up for the 1-2-3. New Champ!
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10-27-2006, 01:24 AM
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w0rd
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Suva, Fiji
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I bring in my best friend, who will watch the fight. I'll be getting headlocked and from behind Chuck Norris (My friend) will roundhouse kick you and the ref. And as I recieve my belt I'll be all like BYAHH!!!
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10-27-2006, 09:32 AM
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Needle In The MB Haystack
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
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oh yeah?! ill powerbomb your ass onto 1,000 razor sharp tacks, put you in the corner with a trash can infront of your face, climb the opposite turnbuckle, and jump coast to coast and kick the trash can right into your face. 1-2-3 New Champ!
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10-27-2006, 09:45 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: In your linen cupboard.
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I'll wheel a TV into the ring on a long extension and a trolley on which amyl nitrates, oranges, a chair, a ladder, a tie, a gimp mask, a banana and some vaseline. I'll pop on a DVD of midget porn and run as fast as I can out of the arena, to return two hours later. During my absence, Oojay will have been so aroused by the midget porn (he loves it) that he'll end up hanging himself in a bout of auto-erotic-asphyxiation gone wrong, Hutchence stylee. He will also be found to have a banana up his ass. As per usual.
I will be declared champion by default.
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10-27-2006, 09:59 AM
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Needle In The MB Haystack
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
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I awake form my hanging as DRMO is celebrating his victory. He turns around and I act like im gonna hit him, he is so scared that he poops his pants and passes out. 1-2-3 New Champ!
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10-27-2006, 04:39 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Left of the Left
Posts: 2,540
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laughs at your extreme ***ness, and you spontaneoulsly combust, into the 7 essential elements
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10-27-2006, 06:35 PM
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Be like a squirrel
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: London, England
Posts: 3,134
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is this wrestling role play i see?
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This is me. http://www.myspace.com/limbodwelling Good evening i unzipped my skin thankfully unscrewed my head exactly as i always do when i prepare myself for bed and while i slept this co-co came as naked as could be he put on the skin and screwed on the head that once belonged to me |
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10-27-2006, 07:12 PM
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Needle In The MB Haystack
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
Posts: 1,490
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whack mamagarmr in the head with a kendo stick (sandman style) and lock in a rear naked choke. his ass taps out. New Champ!
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