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Old 10-26-2006, 09:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Musicbanter World Heavyweight Champion

I'm kinda "borrowing" this from another forum. Heres how it works: The Musicbanter World Heavyweight Championship (WHC) is vacant. All you have to do is describe how you would beat the current champion ( via pin, submission, etc) and youre the new champ. Ill start. I run to the ring and kick Merkaba in the nuts and put him in an ankle lock. He taps. New Champ! Bring it on!


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Old 10-26-2006, 09:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I would hit you with a high kick that would stun you, take you down, get full mount, and ground and pound you until knockout or referee interferance.
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Old 10-26-2006, 10:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i break a beer bottle over your head, then roll you up for the 1-2-3. New Champ!
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Old 10-27-2006, 01:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I bring in my best friend, who will watch the fight. I'll be getting headlocked and from behind Chuck Norris (My friend) will roundhouse kick you and the ref. And as I recieve my belt I'll be all like BYAHH!!!
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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oh yeah?! ill powerbomb your ass onto 1,000 razor sharp tacks, put you in the corner with a trash can infront of your face, climb the opposite turnbuckle, and jump coast to coast and kick the trash can right into your face. 1-2-3 New Champ!
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I'll wheel a TV into the ring on a long extension and a trolley on which amyl nitrates, oranges, a chair, a ladder, a tie, a gimp mask, a banana and some vaseline. I'll pop on a DVD of midget porn and run as fast as I can out of the arena, to return two hours later. During my absence, Oojay will have been so aroused by the midget porn (he loves it) that he'll end up hanging himself in a bout of auto-erotic-asphyxiation gone wrong, Hutchence stylee. He will also be found to have a banana up his ass. As per usual.

I will be declared champion by default.
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Old 10-27-2006, 09:59 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I awake form my hanging as DRMO is celebrating his victory. He turns around and I act like im gonna hit him, he is so scared that he poops his pants and passes out. 1-2-3 New Champ!
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Old 10-27-2006, 04:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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laughs at your extreme ***ness, and you spontaneoulsly combust, into the 7 essential elements
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
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is this wrestling role play i see?
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Old 10-27-2006, 07:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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whack mamagarmr in the head with a kendo stick (sandman style) and lock in a rear naked choke. his ass taps out. New Champ!
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