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Old 05-14-2011, 12:44 AM   #551 (permalink)
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but but but his momma is so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
your momma so stupid she uses lipstick to make up her mind
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Old 05-14-2011, 01:22 AM   #552 (permalink)
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duce is a poo poo head
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Old 05-14-2011, 04:48 AM   #553 (permalink)
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your momma so stupid she uses lipstick to make up her mind
yo momma's vagina is so nasty that I can toss some flour and water in it and end up making four loaves of bread!
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:13 PM   #554 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2011, 08:22 PM   #555 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2011, 09:22 PM   #556 (permalink)
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yo momma's vagina is so nasty that I can toss some flour and water in it and end up making four loaves of bread!
your momma loves giving service so much that she wears a mattress on her back
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Old 05-16-2011, 02:32 AM   #557 (permalink)
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Old 05-16-2011, 03:23 AM   #558 (permalink)
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your momma loves giving service so much that she wears a mattress on her back
yo momma is so hairy she makes Chewbacca look like he's bald!
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Old 05-16-2011, 09:09 AM   #559 (permalink)
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no you're drawing blanks
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yo momma is so hairy she makes Chewbacca look like he's bald!
hey now no need for mother bashing. *still wondering if its true lol*
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Old 05-16-2011, 02:38 PM   #560 (permalink)
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Your mothers are so large that they should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
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