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Old 01-18-2015, 11:28 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I'd make sweet love to The Batlord for a chance for him to make fun of me in a hateful way.
Dude, for you, I'd do it for free. From on top of LiL.
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Old 01-18-2015, 11:29 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Dude, for you, I'd do it for free. From on top of LiL.
I'm honored.
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Old 01-18-2015, 11:31 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I'd make sweet love to The Batlord for a chance for him to make fun of me in a hateful way.
What's the difference between Jim Morrison and the Batlord?

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They're both suitable for the hate-fuck because they're terrible men but you'd have to put a paper bag over Batlord's head to be able to forgive yourself.
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Old 01-18-2015, 11:32 AM   #24 (permalink)
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i'd let batlord use the good ps2 controller instead of the cheap one that stops working halfway through a marvel vs capcom 2 matchup
Ugh! Gross, get a room you two.
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Old 01-18-2015, 11:48 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Ugh! Gross, get a room you two.
They really do need to get together in a cheap hotel room (with 25 cent vibrating beds) and hurl their feces at each other, along with other body fluids, culminating with them having reverse cowgirl sex.
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Old 01-18-2015, 11:55 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Dude... that's love. What character do you choose?
I kinda suck at that game but my go to combo is Hulk, Ryu, and Akuma/Dante, because I can actually string together combos with their call in attacks and specials.
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Old 01-18-2015, 02:35 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2015, 03:31 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I would sleep with Batlord but it's have to be a domination situation where I basically just beat the **** out of him.
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Old 01-18-2015, 03:35 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I would sleep with Batlord but it's have to be a domination situation where I basically just beat the **** out of him.
I want in on this.
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Old 01-18-2015, 08:49 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Dude... that's love. What character do you choose?
i was terrible at the game, but i usually picked bb hood, hayato, and iceman

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