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Old 02-14-2015, 05:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
Nobody likes my music
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This is going to be stupid but anyway...

Post one thing you would never do. Can be funny, serious, stupid, touching, all of the above or none of the above. Only rule: don't post something someone else has posted.

If anyone posts, that is.

Me: I would never hit a woman.
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Old 02-14-2015, 06:23 AM   #2 (permalink)
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What if the woman was a crazy axe murderer who'd killed all of your friends after you all decided to spend the weekend in your uncle's cabin in the woods?

I would never steal from someone, unless I absolutely had to in order to survive.
Originally Posted by Drunken Batlord in Plug
I know this might make me sound liek an assshole, but whole is nameless.. Like, I know then hame, but I'm not really that familiar/ Wia,t where Feel free. I have no idea what you're talking about, but whatever make s me look awesome is fine. Fuck Hesus.
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OK Oriphiel, enough of this dumb conversation. Are you a dude or a lady?
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Never procreate (fingers crossed)
I don't have a god complex, you got a simple god...
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:50 AM   #4 (permalink)
Just Keep Swimming...
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I would never leave the atmosphere without proper attire.
See location...

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Old 02-14-2015, 08:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I would never perpetrate genocide.

That went from a mere New Year's resolution to a full-on life goal, and I've gone fifteen years without attempting to murder lots of people, so I'd say I deserve a pat on the back.
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Old 02-14-2015, 11:17 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I would never post in this thread.

Oh wait, ****.
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Old 02-15-2015, 09:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I would never want another sibling.

Two years ago my answer would have been I will never do weed.
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Old 02-15-2015, 03:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I will never sky dive.

She can't wiggle like that with a dick in her.
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3) Every time Vanilla questions her sexuality as the result of a female user's posted picture, drink three fingers.
Trolling. Trolling never changes.
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